How much does she know?

http://www.laineygossip.com/How_much_does_she_know_Blind_Riddle_27sept11.aspx

She’s not with her boyfriend anymore and we’re to believe it ended amicably and for her sake, I hope so, but I’m not sure she would deal well with the fact that just a couple of weeks before their split was officially confirmed, he was on the road with someone else in his hotel room. The girl had the build he’s known to prefer - lean and muscular - and she answered the door wearing nothing but her underwear and her hands covering her breasts. Seemed very young. Didn’t seem uncomfortable and, you know, did what she told and was supposed to do while he lay in bed, naked, kinda ignoring her. She meanwhile kept walking around without her top on, like it was totally normal. And apparently it wasn’t the first time. All the time. For a long time. Which, for some reason, was a surprise to no one but his girlfriend, now ex, who never, ever, ever learns. Kinda like her successor, from another relationship, and why can’t we give these girls some better love vision???

Tuesday, September 27, 2011 at 10:15 AM

How much does she know?

"Boy Crazy" reveal 4

http://www.laineygossip.com/Cameron_Diaz_and_Gwyneth_Paltrow_have_dinner_together_after_Emmy_Awards_20sept11.aspx

Gwynnie helps Cammie control the crazy?

Cameron Diaz is not good with breakups. Cammie becomes That Girl. We all know a girl who’s That Girl. Or maybe we’ve all been That Girl. When I was 16 and a boy broke up with me for some bitch who looked like Reba McEntire, I drove to his house every night to see if she was over. She used to wear this really lame floppy hat and walk around asking people whether or not it “fazed” them. He was dumb enough to think that that was a really profound question. Obviously I’m totally over this.

In my defence, being 16 and dumped is one thing. Being Cameron Diaz, 38, and dumped and losing your sh-t is entirely another, especially when you so desperately want guys to think of you as the good time girl who comes with no drama and just loves to ride the cock.

Remember when Cam shrilled out on Justin Timberlake for almost an hour at a party after the Globes when she found out about Jessica Biel? I see this happening in public more and more. Adult women screaming in public like it’s not embarrassing at all. WHEN did it become not embarrassing? It will NEVER be NOT embarrassing. Please communicate this to everyone you know - via Facebook, via Twitter, your distribution list, please do it for real. Because I’m not sure enough people are actually aware.

Cameron Diaz certainly isn’t.

And if little Pipsqueak Timberlake with his half sack was able to turn her into a raging jilted cliché, imagine the impression ARod’s centaur of a package has left behind.

I’ve no doubt he f-cked her up. And she’s holding on, barely. And she may let loose on him, there may be another incident. Perhaps she shows up at one of his games, starts mouthing him off from the stands while he’s at bat. While the cameras are rolling. Um... yeah...it would totally be Good for Gossip, OF COURSE it would be.

Which must be why Gwyneth Paltrow is trying to kill our erection. Gwyneth specialises in killing your joy, non? Gwyneth hooked up with Cam for dinner after the Emmy Awards. As you know, they’ve been friends a long time. G is also, as you know, a life coach for many of her friends. She tells them how to make high class pizza and suffer through their husband’s infidelity. It’s a good influence for Cam. It’s a calming one. It means that we may not get the meltdown that would otherwise go down if G could mind her f-cking business; but that’s the kind of girl G is - she looks out for her (famous) friends.

Cam was apparently very happy and smiled a lot during their time together, showing no signs of residual crazy from when ARod left her. Knowing Gwyneth she’s probably already thinking of who to set Cam up with next. Garrett Hedlund?

Tuesday, September 20, 2011 at 8:23 AM

Boy Crazy

"Boy Crazy" reveal 4

"Three Weeks," it's not...

http://www.laineygossip.com/Colin_Firth_did_a_bad_accent_before_on_Saturday_Night_Live_28jul11.aspx

Also, this was just an excuse to tell you that Colin and Cameron Diaz are NOT the subjects of Three Weeks & a Friend’s Couch Part 1. That’s a really good guess though.

Thursday, July 28, 2011 at 7:36 AM

Three Weeks

"Three Weeks," it's not...

"Boy Crazy" clue 3

http://www.laineygossip.com/Cameron_Diaz_May_GQ.aspx

This is single Cameron Diaz on the cover of May GQ. This is ridiculous. Cam’s body is ridiculous.

Cameron tells the magazine that she’s been "boy crazy" for a year. That she is choosing not to be in a relationship because that’s where she is right now, preferring to enjoy instead a brief hook up now and again with the likes of John Mayer, Bradley Cooper, and – ugh – Criss Angel.

Love it. Between Cam and Kate Hudson, it’s all about ladies in total control having sex. Lindsay Lohan could stand to learn a lesson.

Oh and one more thing:


Cam > Shelf Ass

That’s all.

Monday, March 31, 2008 at 1:39 PM

Boy Crazy

"Boy Crazy" clue 3

"Boy Crazy" reveal 3

http://www.laineygossip.com/Alex_Rodriguez_rumoured_flirting_with_Christie_Brinkley_behind_Cameron_Diazs_back_06jul11.aspx

Will Cam lose it over Christie?

It’s a famous story and one that many enjoy recalling – after Justin Timberlake broke up with Cameron Diaz and hooked up with Jessica Biel, Cam gave him the gears for almost an hour at an awards show afterparty while an embarrassed Drew Barrymore looked on.

Cam has said she will fly, far and wide, for cock. She also goes apesh-t over it, as demonstrated in the incident over Biel and, well, in how she has behaved with magazine editors when they suggest her boyfriends may not be faithful. Gift! I guess in that respect Cam and Lohan, Lindsay may be alike.

So what will happen over Christie Brinkley?

The NY Daily News reports that Brinkley was Alex Rodriguez’s guest at a Yankees game last week. Supposedly he was “hitting on her” and told her that he was “unattached”. Another source insists they’re just friends. And A-Rod and Cam were inseparable the Independence Day weekend, seemingly as into each other as they’ve ever been. But that doesn’t mean he wouldn’t get down with some action on the side.

Did you see Christie at the Tony Awards? She’ll be playing Roxie Hart soon on Broadway in Chicago and was a presenter at the event. Scared the sh-t out of me. Was like her eyes were bugging out of her face, and she smiled so hard and delivered every word with such Try, I had to look away. Check her out on the carpet that night. See what I mean? Why are you posing with your arm behind your head?

You know when you can smell a woman’s hunger for a man? I’m just saying I don’t think Christie would turn away A-Rod’s advances. And I hate myself for saying that. I do. On some level I don’t think it’s fair. At the same time, I also think there’s a way to be of a certain age, and single, without ...needing it so obviously. It’s a measure of self-value, non? Am I offside?

Wednesday, July 06, 2011 at 9:50 AM

Boy Crazy

"Boy Crazy" reveal 3

"Boy Crazy" clue 2

http://www.laineygossip.com/Cameron_Diaz_in_Europe_while_ARod_flirts_with_housewife_in_Miami_07dec10.aspx


Smell another jealous rage?

Remember when this happened? Click here for a refresher on Cameron Diaz throwing herself at Alex Rodriguez in Mexico over Thanksgiving changing her forever in my mind and remind me that she is the girl who lost her sh-t at Justin Timberlake for picking up with Jessica Biel so soon after they split; she is the girl who embarrasses herself at a bar with a douchebag who barely cares.

And now this prick, while Cam’s away in Europe promoting The Green Hornet, is apparently kicking it low rent with some Housewife of Some City (the one who always walks around in a bikini?) called Kelly Bensimon in Miami. Page Six reports that ARod was flirting with Bensimon at an Art Basel party the other night. Another source tells the paper that: "While Alex was recently seen with Cameron Diaz again, they're not back together. He is single."

Does she know that?

Or will she get home and throw down with a D Lister when she finds out?

Please.

Pease let this happen.

And please let it happen like this. The video below. I’ve been waiting to find a reason to post it. And since Cammie is prone to jealous rages, well, it’s really the best fit. Thanks Ritchie!

You don’t have to be Chinese to appreciate the beauty of this clip. It will make your life no matter what language you speak. If you are fluent in Cantonese however you’ll know why I love it so much. It’s the best f-cking sh-t I have EVER SEEN. And before you suggest that it might be a fraud...

Don’t.

You don’t know my people.

If it was a fraud, you’d be able to see the other girl’s face. She’d get full exposure for her troubles. They’re vain that way these Hong Kong girls.

Anyway, enough commentary from me. Watch and be happy. And now imagine Cammie D doing the same. OMG. Why wasn’t I in this restaurant when this went down?!?!

Tuesday, December 07, 2010 at 8:36 AM

Boy Crazy

"Boy Crazy" clue 2

"Boy Crazy" clue 1

http://www.laineygossip.com/Cameron_Diaz_Jessica_Biel_Cam_Diaz_Hermy_AND_Desperate_.aspx


Cam Diaz: Hermy AND Desperate?

Girl needs to learn how to get over a break up because I can smell her desperation from over here.

Flirting with Leo? Good. Stalking JT and losing her sh-t on Jessica Biel? Not just not good...it"s f&cking pathetic.

Apparently Cam saw Pip chatting up Jessica at one of the parties and in a jealous, insecure rage proceeded to tear a strip off of her ridiculously perky ass which is consistent with Us Weekly"s report last week about Cam"s possessive behaviour throughout their relationship, going so far as to cockblock a few eager ladies last year who wanted to approach Justin at a club.

Her message?

Something to the effect of: To get to him, you go through me.

Damn...Bitch has the guarding instinct of a Rottweiler.

SO not attractive. But actually rather ballsy...in more ways than one, and encouraging too! Because even though her Hermy"s been hiding, it"s really great to see that the Hermy"s come back - in the form of possessive "Roid Rage, not unlike a beer chugging boyfriend with a pick up who won"t let his girl so much as look at another dude without popping a vein.

And just think - litle Pip was on the receiving end of this for nearly 3 years ...now does that scream manly man? Does it really?

Wednesday, January 17, 2007

http://www.laineygossip.com/Cameron_Diaz_flips_out_on_Justin_Timberlake_at_Golden_Globes_over_Jessica_Biel_Best_of_2007.aspx

Great smut but not the best move for Cameron Diaz. At the Golden Globes last January, Pip and Cam had just announced their break up. Both were scheduled to present at the event. And of course Jessica Biel somehow weaseled her way in too. Objective: to snare a Pipsqueak within the tight grip of her Shelf Ass.

Mission successful.

Pip bit. And Cam saw. And instead of playing it chill, Cam lost her sh*t, tearing a strip of the Shelf before launching into a 45 minute tirade in JT’s face at an afterparty. At one point the former Herm was overhead shouting: so what…she’s like your f&cking girlfriend now???

Embarrassingly enough, Cam kept going until Drew Barrymore pulled her away. And to add insult to injury, Cam’s white dress fell flat…

Not exactly her proudest moment. Especially when Us Weekly and every other gossip rag gets hold of it and the story becomes public knowledge. Do you love it?

Thanks to Chelly P for the suggestion!

But seriously… J Biel’s dress for the Globes – does it get any cheaper? Can she be more out of her league???

Photos attached of all 3 at the Globes.

Tuesday, December 18, 2007 at 4:25 PM

Boy Crazy

"Boy Crazy" clue 1

"Boy Crazy" reveal 2

http://www.laineygossip.com/Cameron_Diaz_tells_Maxim_that_women_shouldnt_be_crazy_bitches_in_a_relationship_04may11.aspx


Cam talks big

Cameron Diaz is featured on Maxim’s Hot 100 of 2011. She ranks 4th. So, you know, she’s fronting like she’s all cool about relationships in a men’s magazine, perpetuating the image that she’s a guy’s girl, burpy and farty, super chill, not super clingy, and doesn’t demand more:


"I do (think marriage is a dying institution). I think we have to make our own rules. I don't think we should live our lives in relationships based off old traditions that don't suit our world any longer."

Then she goes on to share how she thinks men and women should behave in a relationship:


"Guys need women who challenge them and don't let them get away with their sh-t. Women, conversely, need to not be crazy bitches who blow up when their guys tell them something that scares them."

True. I agree with this. But does she actually own it? Because, um, the Cam who’s with ARod is the one who is all over him at the bar, even when he’s ignoring her. And, well, if we’re going to be talking about crazy bitches who blow up, errrrmmm….

Golden Globes. 2007. Cammie loses it on Justin Timberlake at an afterparty when she finds out about Jessica Biel. Like she followed him from one party to another before confronting him for 45 minutes. This doesn’t include all the sh-t she threw down when they were actually still together and he was stepping out on her. I mean…

Go ahead and talk big. But if you can’t back up your big talk, in the end you’re just the girl controlled by the cock which is less Madonna than it is LeAnn Rimes. Great shoes though.

Click here for the full Maxim List.

Wednesday, May 04, 2011 at 2:15 PM

Boy Crazy

"Boy Crazy" reveal 2

"Boy Crazy" reveal 1

http://www.laineygossip.com/Cameron_Diaz_in_London_to_start_working_on_Gambit_21apr11.aspx

Cameron Diaz was photographed in London today at a production meeting in preparation for her next film Gambit with Colin Firth and Alan Rickman. Lucky bitch!

So…

She’ll be working for at least a few weeks away from boyfriend Alex Rodriguez. Maybe in that time she’ll figure out she’s over it? Doubtful.

What’s more likely is that in that time he’ll f-ck her over. You know, ARod is just that kind of guy. And then she won’t believe it and she’ll drill a hole through some editor’s ass when a magazine prints the story. What?

In addition to shooting in England, Cam will also have to start promoting Bad Teacher opening on June 24 which… I loved the trailer SO much. And given the disconnect between it and what she’s really like, all clingy and sh-t, I guess we underestimate what a good actor she is. She really is.

F-ck my ass.

Thursday, April 21, 2011 at 2:04 PM

Boy Crazy

"Boy Crazy" reveal 1

Boy Crazy

http://www.laineygossip.com/Blind_Riddle_Boy_Crazy_24feb11.aspx

Everyone’s expecting the next wave of straight up psycho to hit any time now, or at least just as soon as her current romance sours. Especially those who had experience with it last time, seeing as she keeps picking men who inevitably step out on her.

Her ex was cheating, and he wasn’t careful about. Word got out to a magazine because the other girl talked. She of course lost her f-cking sh-t. Complete meltdown. Which is not unusual, no. But you don’t let them see, right? You should never let them see.

What did she do?

Mega A List star calls up the editor. Of a tabloid. And wails her ass. WAILS. Screaming, cursing, threatening… and then this:

“I hope that bitch gets cancer. You can print that.”

Embarrassing, right?

Amazingly, they spared her the humiliation and did not publish the quote. But the publicist owed some favours after that. And next time, with a new regime, she may not be so lucky.

Thursday, February 24, 2011 at 7:39 AM

Update (9/21/11):

denial 1: Taylor Swift
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Boy Crazy

"Her First Request," it's not...

http://www.laineygossip.com/Weekly_Live_Blog_05oct10.aspx

[Comment From Tina ]
Today's riddle - Susan Sarandon?

Lainey: tina - no

[Comment From Jamie ]
Today's riddle. Totally Tina Fey right?

Lainey: Jamie - WHAT? No. Worst guess ever!!!

[Comment From gc ]
Today's riddle - Cameron Diaz?

Lainey: GC - no

Tuesday, October 05, 2010 at 11:42 AM

Her First Request

"Her First Request," it's not...

"Leftover Blow," it's not...

Friday, March 14, 2008
PS. Kate Bosworth is not a wastetful blower. Cameron Diaz isn’t either.

"Leftover Blow," it's not...

"Clinging to love," it's not...

http://www.laineygossip.com/Jude_Law_Cameron_Diaz_Fergie_Cam_clings.aspx

Speaking of trannies... here's Cam, from Dlisted And no, before you ask, Cameron Diaz is NOT the subject of that particular blind item you're thinking of. Cam is in London, filming with Jude Law and Kate Winslet. She is far, far away from her boy and as strange as this sounds, Ms D is rumoured to be uncharacteristically insecure, calling Justin incessantly, demanding to know where he is and who he's with at all times. While this would certainly be a turnoff for most guys, my sources are reporting that JT doesn't mind. He likes the fact that he's conquered his beloved and he's even more thrilled that he's been the first to turn her towards marriage, something no other man has been able to do. Love is truly blind, gossips. Because my sources are telling me that despite the fact that Cam's face is just a shade less dog than Fergie, Justin continues to see her for what she was 10 years ago. So no wonder she's clingy. Wouldn't any hermy hang on to the only person alive who can't see the penis dangling outside of her cooch?

Sunday, February 12, 2006

"Clinging to love," it's not...

"She can't finish," it's not...

http://www.laineygossip.com/Cameron_Diaz_From_Nanci_Cam_cant_finish.aspx

Is she can't finish your favorite man-girl Cameron Diaz?

Dear Nanci,

I wish! However, Cameron's pretty game when it comes to burping, sucking, and fellating. She also doesn't have a drinking problem which is the issue plaguing our unfortunate hunk and his skanky lush.

Sunday, February 26, 2006

"She can't finish," it's not...