Showing posts with label Katherine Heigl. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Katherine Heigl. Show all posts
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It’s not Katherine Heigl. It’s not Kate Hudson.

Monday, March 21, 2011 at 6:21 AM

Ladies' Room Encounter with That Girl
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"She's a piece of work" reveal 2

http://www.laineygossip.com/intro_13feb11_and_Grammy_2011_live_blog.aspx
Sarah: Josh Kelley's brother is in Lady Antebellum and they're wild successful these days. Does this chap Heigl's ass at family gatherings?

Lainey: No, she probably still makes the dinner table conversation all about her.
Sunday, February 13, 2011

She's a piece of work
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"She's a piece of work" reveal

http://www.laineygossip.com/Katherine_Heigl_you_shoulding_her_mother_while_out_for_lunch_27oct10.aspx

Katherine Heigl went for lunch yesterday with her mother. Always with the mother. Here’s another one who is rarely seen with girlfriends. I imagine Katie Heigl is one of those “You Should” kind of friends. You should do this, you should do that, I would do this, I would do that, she knows everything.

Is that something you get from your mom, like table manners? In these photos, gesticulating at the same time she and her ma seem to be you should-ing each other. Katie’s last movie Life As We Know It, currently in theatres, was not a huge success. For you fans of The Outlander series this could mean she might have trouble making that movie happen. Good news or bad news?

Wednesday, October 27, 2010 at 12:01 PM

She's a piece of work
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She’s a piece of work

http://www.laineygossip.com/Piece_of_Work_Blind_Riddle_25oct10.aspx

Written by Sarah

There’s one in every family. The in-law no one likes. They manage to find a way to bring down every family holiday and gathering, provoking fights, hurt feelings, and general awkwardness. You stare at the brother/sister/cousin/aunt, or maybe even parent, who introduced this unpleasant individual into your clan and think, Were you high when you proposed?

For this family, their “piece of work” is a loud-mouthed, famous blonde who insists on smoking at the table during family gatherings (the family patriarch is very health conscious--this is not a smoking-tolerant family). At first, they didn’t mind her so much, sold on her bright smile and seemingly pleasant manner. But as soon as her public trouble was smoothed over, her real personality started coming out. Now, her constant cursing and insistence on injecting herself into the middle of everything is rubbing everyone the wrong way. When friends of the family visited they were shocked by her behavior and attitude. The family was like, yeah, welcome to our world.

But what really irks them is her habit of emasculating their son--not only in front of them, but in the press, too. Things have gotten so bad that they’ll tell anyone they wish their son would leave her, wondering why he still puts up with her, going so far as to say they’d “lobotomize” him to make him forget her.

Monday, October 25, 2010 at 6:47 AM

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"20 July 2010 Live Blog," it's not...

http://www.laineygossip.com/Weekly_Live_Blog__Tuesday_July_20_2010.aspx

[Comment From Candice]
Lainey - is it Kristen Stewart who hates her hair?
Lainey: Candice - No. Also not Heigl.

Tuesday, July 20, 2010 at 12:13 PM

20 July 2010 Live Blog
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"CheapAssNess" clue #2

http://www.laineygossip.com/intro_22june10.aspx

It’s Tuesday – am online all day, please check back often. And a note on S.M.U.T.: there are only a handful of tickets left and I’m told they’ll be gone by tomorrow, so if you haven’t already, click here to order. ARE YOU COMING? I’m already preparing my notes and reveals. Don’t forget to ask me about Katherine Heigl.

Tuesday, June 22, 2010 at 6:34 AM


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The Ingrate: A History

The Princess of AssTalk wants off Grey’s Anatomy which is why she mouthed off a couple of weeks ago about the weakness of the writing, hiding her ulterior motives behind a pathetic attempt at “honour” to fleece the MiniVan Majority.

You will note…People Magazine has still not reported on the story.

The seeds of Katherine Heigl’s discontent however go way back. My sources tell me exclusively that she’s been pissy for a while now, since before last season. Studio executives and producers had been requesting to ramp up her press requirements, putting her on par with Patrick Dempsey in terms of popularity, especially notable since she had been fighting for the same salary. But because they hadn’t caved in to exactly her demands, am told she not only refused, she threw it in their faces when she was more than accommodating with scheduling press for her film commitments.

Turns out Katie was harbouring a grudge. Apparently when the show started to buzz, Katie supposedly had her sights set on a house in the Hollywood Hills. She pretty much stormed ABC and demanded that they give her a loan but was promptly told to suck it. Katie did not take it well, insisting that the studio front her the money for a house with the kind of security system worthy of an emerging star of her stature.

Needless to say…again…they told her to beat it.

She has been bitter about it ever since. And now that she’s been able to move over to the big screen, the f&ckery continues. She intends to keep up with her shenanigans until she gets what she wants: to be discharged from Seattle Grace.

Best part is though… am told that Shonda Rhimes was in a series of meetings last week and made it quite clear: she will NOT release Katherine Heigl. At least not until she feels Izzie Stevens has nothing left to give. Right now… Izzie still has many gifts.

Which means that ungrateful bitch will stay. And she will sulk. And she will hate it. And it will make my life.

Here’s Heigl supporting her husband at one of his shows the other night.

Monday, June 23, 2008 at 6:46 AM


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Tori Spelling says that everybody hates her from 90210. No doubt. But more people probably hate this other bitch who has virtually alienated all of her former costars and is widely known to be a pain in the ass but for some reason enjoys a popularity and a paycheque usually reserved for much more accomplished actors.

So she’s rich now, yes, but that doesn’t mean she’s generous. And she’ll gouge you while she can, so aggressively that she was reprimanded by executives recently for trying to wrangle cash money out of the budget to pay for her hotel suites. Not an expense account, but straight up CASH. Apparently she was so belligerent about getting a free ride, and using her free ride cash money in other shady ways, so relentless with the demands, the people on the receiving end were emotional wrecks by the end of her tantrum. This was abuse.

But there’s a history here: she’s already been rejected by her former bosses for insisting that they contribute to the furnishing of her personal residence and for inexplicably requesting that they cover the cost of her mother’s car. Every time they said no, she would call it an injustice, adding to a long list of perceived injustices that she claims affected her performance.

People have been trying and trying to excuse her f-ckery. There is no excuse. She is not kind, she is not gracious, and she is cheap as sh-t.

We can talk about this at S.M.U.T. Tickets are going fast. Click here before it’s too late.

Tuesday, June 22, 2010 at 11:34 AM

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"Unpaid Bills," it's not...

Wednesday, August 06, 2008
PS. Mel B and her creepy husband are not having issues with the bills. Also not the ungrateful Princess of AssTalk.
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"Why She's So Cranky," it's not...

Tuesday, April 8, 2008
PS. Kate Beckinsale is not cranky. Also not Katherine Heigl. And not Jennifer Aniston either.
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"Why She's So Cranky" guess

http://laineygossip.com/Katherine_Heigl_Oscars_2008.aspx

The dress was gorgeous. And from the neck down, she looked gorgeous in it. But someone got a case of Dirty Face and it erupted at the worst time, screwing up an otherwise lovely homage to old Hollywood.

Same could not be said however of what happened on stage.

What happened on stage is that Heigl needs to SIT THE F&CK DOWN.

Do I care if she’s nervous? Do I need her to apologise for being nervous? Does it need to be about her? Do we need to be reminded it’s her first trip to the Oscars so she’s all crippled with anxiety? Are you the centre of the f&cking universe???

Read the goddamn prompter and get the hell off the stage!

And get the hell out of my hotel!

We hit the pool bar at the Roosevelt last night after the show for a quick team celebration and Heigl was there with her mom next to our table, attended to by a couple of bodyguards, first getting interviewed by Access Hollywood, then proceeding to get pissed drunk. Both of them were pissed drunk. So they started arguing, right there at the Roosevelt with journalists – hello Access Hollywood? – running around and about.

Is that weird to you? Because it’s super weird to me.

Like… where are her girlfriends? Where is her husband? It’s cool to take your mom to Oscars, absolutely but would you afterparty with your mom? And no one else? Just your mom??? It’s not like they never see each other either. On a recent promotional tour through Europe, Heigl’s mom actually went with her. That was just last week. Stranger still…they skipped the Governor’s Ball for martinis at the Roosevelt!

No? You don’t find this strange? And random?

Maybe it’s just me. See ‘cause I’d take mom, I’d eat with at the Ball, drop her off, and hook up with my girls and gays to head to Vanity Fair (when applicable) or Elton John’s.

Must just be me. I’m a terrible daughter and Katherine Heigl is perfect.

Monday, February 25, 2008 at 12:00 AM
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Our favourite game!

Making assumptions based on one photo – just like the tabloids! Ready to play?

This is a series: nauseating Katherine Heigl with her husband yesterday shopping, then big smiles when the paps come around.

What are you inferring? Especially from the shots of them stone faced waiting for their car? Maybe Josh is offended by her coat? Because I’m certainly offended by her coat. And he looks awfully annoyed to me. In fact, this looks awfully like a couple caught in a spat. Or a man who cannot bear a wife who Will.Not.Stop.Talking.

Can you imagine what it must be like to live with her? To listen to an endless litany of observations being made as if they were uttered for the first time ever, in the history of all womankind. Rah rah rah!

LOVE photo assumption analysis. Best game ever.

PS. She is not being held.

Friday, April 04, 2008 at 9:33 AM
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"How He Holds Her" guess

http://www.laineygossip.com/Katherine_Heigl_Vanity_Fair.aspx

The MiniVan Majority has finally found an heir to Jennifer Aniston. And she is becoming equally as annoying.

Katherine Heigl – loves the paps, is a gay crusader, manoeuvres behind the scenes for more air time, better scripts, the best lines… the all American perfect girl who has become a major Hollywood player. As I said a few months ago, between the Albas and the Biels and the Gellars, my money is on Heigl to be the new TV Girl with a rapacious appetite for more.

Which is why she’s now suddenly burning her bra in a new interview with Vanity Fair, offering her opinion on her box office winning movie Knocked Up, effectively kicking Judd Apatow in the balls:

“(Knocked Up) paints the women as shrews, as humorless and uptight, and it paints the men as goofy, fun-loving guys. It was hard for me to love the movie.”


Oh bitch… shut your ass!

If it was hard for her to love the movie, why did she do the movie??? Well…she did the movie for money. She did the movie for her career. Which means she put her professional ambitions over her personal beliefs. Which means she can be bought. And someone who can be bought should not be spewing off about positive female images. Or lack thereof.

And while we’re at it – how the hell do you think she landed this Vanity Fair cover anyway? And how is it that she’s suddenly commanding $6 million a movie? How else did she win that Emmy?

NOT on the strength of the sh*t that has become Grey’s Anatomy but on the popularity of one Judd Apatow, the new king of Hollywood.

This is what you call pissing on the man that makes you.

This is Katherine Heigl. Ungrateful, scheming, and a force to be reckoned with. There is a new famewhore in town. And she looks gorgeous in Vanity Fair.

Monday, December 03, 2007 at 12:29 PM
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"No Looking, No Talking, No Breathing," it's not...

PPS. Diva bitch at the photo shoot is not Katherine Heigl, not Jennifer Lopez, not Madonna.

Wednesday, February 27, 2008
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