"The Worst Wedding Gift Ever" reveal 2

http://www.laineygossip.com/Justin-Timberlakes-friends-mock-homeless-people-in-wedding-video/24981

Justin Timberlake’s homeless wedding gift

It’s Pippy Day on LaineyGossip.com! Just what he wanted!

I posted a blind riddle yesterday -- click here if you missed it. Gawker has the video. The video is exactly how I described it. Homeless people taped AS A JOKE wishing Justin Timberlake and Jessica Biel a happy wedding...you know, because they couldn’t make it.

The video was produced by Justin Huchel who is also close to Rachael Yarbrough who is Pippy’s cousin and apparently his personal assistant.

ALL CLASS, motherf-ckers. That is ALL CLASS.

I noted in the blind that I wasn’t sure if the video ended up getting played at the wedding.

Gawker confirms that it was.

They laughed at a disadvantaged segment of society to celebrate their marriage.

HILARIOUS!!!

Isn’t it SO FUNNY to see people struggling and without teeth and probably smelly and definitely hungry presented as the butt of the joke?

Don’t you want to toast to that?

Of course Huchel is now trying to save JT’s ass. His lawyer sent a letter to Gawker threatening a lawsuit and clarifying that:

"Mr. Huchel made [the] video to be used and exhibited privately at Justin Timberlake's wedding as a private joke without Mr. Timberlake's knowledge."

I’m willing to believe that JT had no idea about the video. But I’m not sure he would have been offended by the video -- which is the ONLY APPROPRIATE reaction. And here’s the thing ...

Wouldn’t your friend and YOUR COUSIN who also works for you know you well enough not to show something so disgusting if you wouldn’t appreciate it? Is Justin Huchel, one of JT’s closest confidantes, so off base about his boy that he totally miscalculated on his own? Or... did Justin Huchel know exactly what to do to amuse his friend?

What a pleasant way to kick off a marriage, non?

By sh-tting on homeless people, kicking down those less fortunate, as you jump up and down on your bride’s head on the cover of a magazine during your SIX MILLION DOLLAR wedding.

Congratulations!

Click here to watch the video -- over 8 minutes of entertainment at the expense of the poor.

October 24, 2012 at 11:00

The Worst Wedding Gift Ever

"The Worst Wedding Gift Ever" reveal 2

"The Worst Wedding Gift Ever" reveal 1

http://www.laineygossip.com/Why-Justin-Timberlake-didnt-invite-Lance-Bass-and-Joey-Fatone-to-his-wedding/24978

It’s Gonna Be Me

Is my favourite N Sync song. What? I love it. I totally Wayne Robsoned it back in the day, OK? For some reason it was the lyric that came to mind reading this story -- that Justin Timberlake only invited 2 of the other 4 members of N Sync to his wedding. JC Chasez and Chris Kirkpatrick were allowed to come if they wanted to. Joey Fatone and Lance Bass were banned.

US Weekly reports exclusively that Pips didn’t want his wedding to turn into a reunion (of course not; if the bride was hardly involved, why would his ex-colleagues be?) and that he hates Lance now.

“It’s gonna be me” is the only line Lance has to his own in the song. Poor Lance.

But whyyyyyyy???

I’m hearing that it has to do with Dancing With The Stars. Rumour has it he was embarrassed by Lance and Joey being on the show. Supposedly he considered it low classy. Pretty sure when it comes to low classy, JT has some other friends who could take it a lot lower. Should we give him some N Sync today in honour of this big pink wedding pictures? You know he would love that, especially since he refused to have any N Sync music played at his wedding.

October 24, 2012 at 9:02 AM

The Worst Wedding Gift Ever

"The Worst Wedding Gift Ever" reveal 1

Not pregnant but painkillers?

http://www.laineygossip.com/Not-pregnant-but-painkillers-blind-riddle/29716

He recently had to pause on work obligations citing health reasons. But this superstar didn’t seem all that sick. That’s because the health reasons were related to his wife. She’s been keeping a surprisingly low profile the last few months. Which is unusual because, well, the wife is rather pap-friendly. The immediate speculation was pregnancy and bump-hiding. But there was no bump when she showed up at a major event so it definitely wasn’t pregnancy.

Apparently there’s a painkiller addiction going on. And that’s the reason he couldn’t make it that time. She had an episode and it was serious enough that he had to bail on work and help her out. Not a side of him we see very often – you know, putting her before him. Something she must have enjoyed, though probably for the wrong reasons. Still, she seems to be getting off on his attention. And that’s worrying for those around her too. She’s addicted to the pills and also addicted to his care.

March 17, 2014 at 7:47 AM

Not pregnant but painkillers?

The Worst Wedding Gift Ever

http://www.laineygossip.com/The-Worst-Wedding-Gift-Ever-blind-riddle/24963

This is a blind riddle.

When Duana got married in July we all got together to surprise her and produce a video of us, her friends, re-enacting her favourite scene from Sister Act 2. When this celebrity couple got married, a few members of their friends and family produced a video too, intending to play it at the wedding. They took to the streets, interviewing homeless people and various other citizens who can barely afford pasta let alone a vacation, to express how sorry they were not to be able to make it to the wedding and offer their well wishes.

This was supposed to be... funny?

Again, let’s stress that the two famous people involved here did not conceive of this idea. And I don’t know yet if it was actually broadcast at the event. Hopefully their family and friends realised it was a dick move at best, and profoundly offensive and disgusting overall. Hopefully they realised they were being assholes, walking around making fun of those who are suffering and hungry. Hopefully they buried it and made a contribution for good, in honour of the happy couple, instead of using the homeless to entertain, while everyone else sipped champagne and ate olives. Hopefully.

Because who needs friends like that? Who needs family like that? Do you believe that the people you spend time with you reflect who you are? And if so, what does that say about these two stars?

This is not about Blake Lively and Ryan Reynolds.

October 23, 2012 at 10:45

Update (3/9/15):
denial: Blake Lively & Ryan Reynolds
reveal 1
reveal 2

The Worst Wedding Gift Ever

"Boy Crazy" reveal 3

http://www.laineygossip.com/Alex_Rodriguez_rumoured_flirting_with_Christie_Brinkley_behind_Cameron_Diazs_back_06jul11.aspx

Will Cam lose it over Christie?

It’s a famous story and one that many enjoy recalling – after Justin Timberlake broke up with Cameron Diaz and hooked up with Jessica Biel, Cam gave him the gears for almost an hour at an awards show afterparty while an embarrassed Drew Barrymore looked on.

Cam has said she will fly, far and wide, for cock. She also goes apesh-t over it, as demonstrated in the incident over Biel and, well, in how she has behaved with magazine editors when they suggest her boyfriends may not be faithful. Gift! I guess in that respect Cam and Lohan, Lindsay may be alike.

So what will happen over Christie Brinkley?

The NY Daily News reports that Brinkley was Alex Rodriguez’s guest at a Yankees game last week. Supposedly he was “hitting on her” and told her that he was “unattached”. Another source insists they’re just friends. And A-Rod and Cam were inseparable the Independence Day weekend, seemingly as into each other as they’ve ever been. But that doesn’t mean he wouldn’t get down with some action on the side.

Did you see Christie at the Tony Awards? She’ll be playing Roxie Hart soon on Broadway in Chicago and was a presenter at the event. Scared the sh-t out of me. Was like her eyes were bugging out of her face, and she smiled so hard and delivered every word with such Try, I had to look away. Check her out on the carpet that night. See what I mean? Why are you posing with your arm behind your head?

You know when you can smell a woman’s hunger for a man? I’m just saying I don’t think Christie would turn away A-Rod’s advances. And I hate myself for saying that. I do. On some level I don’t think it’s fair. At the same time, I also think there’s a way to be of a certain age, and single, without ...needing it so obviously. It’s a measure of self-value, non? Am I offside?

Wednesday, July 06, 2011 at 9:50 AM

Boy Crazy

"Boy Crazy" reveal 3

"Boy Crazy" clue 1

http://www.laineygossip.com/Cameron_Diaz_Jessica_Biel_Cam_Diaz_Hermy_AND_Desperate_.aspx


Cam Diaz: Hermy AND Desperate?

Girl needs to learn how to get over a break up because I can smell her desperation from over here.

Flirting with Leo? Good. Stalking JT and losing her sh-t on Jessica Biel? Not just not good...it"s f&cking pathetic.

Apparently Cam saw Pip chatting up Jessica at one of the parties and in a jealous, insecure rage proceeded to tear a strip off of her ridiculously perky ass which is consistent with Us Weekly"s report last week about Cam"s possessive behaviour throughout their relationship, going so far as to cockblock a few eager ladies last year who wanted to approach Justin at a club.

Her message?

Something to the effect of: To get to him, you go through me.

Damn...Bitch has the guarding instinct of a Rottweiler.

SO not attractive. But actually rather ballsy...in more ways than one, and encouraging too! Because even though her Hermy"s been hiding, it"s really great to see that the Hermy"s come back - in the form of possessive "Roid Rage, not unlike a beer chugging boyfriend with a pick up who won"t let his girl so much as look at another dude without popping a vein.

And just think - litle Pip was on the receiving end of this for nearly 3 years ...now does that scream manly man? Does it really?

Wednesday, January 17, 2007

http://www.laineygossip.com/Cameron_Diaz_flips_out_on_Justin_Timberlake_at_Golden_Globes_over_Jessica_Biel_Best_of_2007.aspx

Great smut but not the best move for Cameron Diaz. At the Golden Globes last January, Pip and Cam had just announced their break up. Both were scheduled to present at the event. And of course Jessica Biel somehow weaseled her way in too. Objective: to snare a Pipsqueak within the tight grip of her Shelf Ass.

Mission successful.

Pip bit. And Cam saw. And instead of playing it chill, Cam lost her sh*t, tearing a strip of the Shelf before launching into a 45 minute tirade in JT’s face at an afterparty. At one point the former Herm was overhead shouting: so what…she’s like your f&cking girlfriend now???

Embarrassingly enough, Cam kept going until Drew Barrymore pulled her away. And to add insult to injury, Cam’s white dress fell flat…

Not exactly her proudest moment. Especially when Us Weekly and every other gossip rag gets hold of it and the story becomes public knowledge. Do you love it?

Thanks to Chelly P for the suggestion!

But seriously… J Biel’s dress for the Globes – does it get any cheaper? Can she be more out of her league???

Photos attached of all 3 at the Globes.

Tuesday, December 18, 2007 at 4:25 PM

Boy Crazy

"Boy Crazy" clue 1

"Boy Crazy" reveal 2

http://www.laineygossip.com/Cameron_Diaz_tells_Maxim_that_women_shouldnt_be_crazy_bitches_in_a_relationship_04may11.aspx


Cam talks big

Cameron Diaz is featured on Maxim’s Hot 100 of 2011. She ranks 4th. So, you know, she’s fronting like she’s all cool about relationships in a men’s magazine, perpetuating the image that she’s a guy’s girl, burpy and farty, super chill, not super clingy, and doesn’t demand more:


"I do (think marriage is a dying institution). I think we have to make our own rules. I don't think we should live our lives in relationships based off old traditions that don't suit our world any longer."

Then she goes on to share how she thinks men and women should behave in a relationship:


"Guys need women who challenge them and don't let them get away with their sh-t. Women, conversely, need to not be crazy bitches who blow up when their guys tell them something that scares them."

True. I agree with this. But does she actually own it? Because, um, the Cam who’s with ARod is the one who is all over him at the bar, even when he’s ignoring her. And, well, if we’re going to be talking about crazy bitches who blow up, errrrmmm….

Golden Globes. 2007. Cammie loses it on Justin Timberlake at an afterparty when she finds out about Jessica Biel. Like she followed him from one party to another before confronting him for 45 minutes. This doesn’t include all the sh-t she threw down when they were actually still together and he was stepping out on her. I mean…

Go ahead and talk big. But if you can’t back up your big talk, in the end you’re just the girl controlled by the cock which is less Madonna than it is LeAnn Rimes. Great shoes though.

Click here for the full Maxim List.

Wednesday, May 04, 2011 at 2:15 PM

Boy Crazy

"Boy Crazy" reveal 2

"No one will tell him he sucks" reveal

http://www.laineygossip.com/Justin_Timberlake_in_Hollywood_after_Jessica_Biel_leaves_for_Kilimanjaro.aspx

He said he would climb Kilimanjaro for charity, then his girlfriend decided to tag along, but he got booked for a movie so he backed out, and since she doesn’t get booked for sh-t, she had to keep at it. Along with Emile Hirsch who was confirmed yesterday as the “surprise” celebrity. Buzz kill.

So Jessica Biel left for the week long expedition yesterday after spending the holiday with the Pip in Colorado. Click here for pictures. Just me or does her lip look extra, extra swollen? Is that normal?

Following Shelfy’s departure, Justin was spotted out for lunch yesterday in Hollywood. He’s still working on The Social Network. And if his performance in The Social Network is anything like his performance in The Open Road, well, not even David Fincher and Aaron Sorkin can save that sh-t. Perhaps the acting coach can work wonders.

But have you seen it?

Here. Suffer through 90 seconds of Justin Timberlake trying to act. One of the worst scenes, like, EVER. Christ. It’s full fontrum like you’ve never felt it before.

It’s a good thing this was buried so quickly. Because Jeff Bridges will be up for an Oscar for Crazy Heart. And you know how the voters don’t like to be disrespected by Norbit.



Tuesday, January 05, 2010 at 7:42 AM

"No one will tell him he sucks" reveal

"Tranny Ego Blow," it's not...

http://www.laineygossip.com/Tranny_Ego_Blow_blind_item.aspx

Not 50 Cent. Not Justin Timberlake. Not Josh Groban.

Tuesday, December 22, 2009 at 9:11 AM

Tranny Ego Blow

"Tranny Ego Blow," it's not...

"No one will tell him he sucks" clue

http://www.laineygossip.com/Justin_Timberlake_John_Krasinski_Diane_Kruger_to_announce_Golden_Globe_nominations.aspx

Please don’t encourage him

The Hollywood Foreign Press Association. They are feeding Pippy’s ego and worse, they are giving him encouragement to keep acting.

If you’ve ever seen him in a movie, from Alpha Dog to Edison to Black Snake Moan to The Love Guru, well you know. You know that encouraging him to keep acting is a disservice to the world.

But Justin Timberlake wants to conquer it. He is focusing all his energy on it. He has put music aside for it. And now the HPFA has invited him to announce the Golden Globe nominations on Tuesday alongside real actors John Krasinski and Diane Kruger.

…the f-ck?

Pip’s inclusion is even more ludicrous than Jessica Biel’s a few years ago. But he’ll take it as a sign that he should keep trying. We are the ones who will suffer.

By the way…what’s Shelfy doing? Well JT will almost certainly be invited to attend the Globe ceremony. She’s now begging to tag along with him.

Friday, December 11, 2009 at 7:59 AM

"No one will tell him he sucks" clue

No one will tell him he sucks

http://www.laineygossip.com/No_one_will_tell_him_he_sucks_blind_item.aspx

There’s a dirtier riddle coming later in the week but here’s an easy quickie for now

He wants this so badly, to be taken seriously as an actor. But on the set of his new movie, everyone is baffled. By how terrible he is. Like laughably terrible. The worst timing, the most awkward line reads, cheesy expressions… at this point it’s become a fun work-time activity: watch him get through a scene, feel the fontrum for him while he sucks it so hard so obliviously, giggle your tits off later because he walks around thinking he is the sweetest sh-t ever.

There’s an ego involved, of course, and he actually thinks he’s doing a good job, that he is gifted in this discipline too. Please. He is not gifted. And his lack of gifts in this respect could cost the entire production. The weakest link drags it all down. Which is why people are mystified that the director has not bothered to fix it. Like suggesting more classes, like pushing his coach, like replacing him with someone who can actually do it? None of the above. Word is, he’ll make the corrections in post by greatly reducing the role. Unless there’s a miracle and suddenly Cate Blanchett comes out of his ass to save the day. Not likely.

Monday, December 21, 2009 at 6:51 AM

Update (01/05/10):
clue
denial: Robert Pattinson
reveal

No one will tell him he sucks

"Cuba and Chocolate," it's not...

http://www.laineygossip.com/intro_24dec08.aspx

PS Cuba is not Will Smith. Chocolate is not Justin Timberlake.

Wednesday, December 24, 2008

Cuba & Chocolate

"Cuba and Chocolate," it's not...

"Cuba & Chocolate," it's not...

http://www.laineygossip.com/intro_18dec08.aspx

PS. Russell Crowe is not Cuba. Daniel Craig is not Chocolate. Justin Timberlake isn’t chocolate either, but that would be amazing.

Thursday, December 18, 2008

"Cuba & Chocolate," it's not...

"Star Treatment," it's not...

http://www.laineygossip.com/Intro_22sep08.aspx

PS. Justin Timberlake does not demand the star treatment. Neither does Tom Cruise.

Monday, September 22, 2008

Star Treatment

"Star Treatment," it's not...

"Two Boys in the City," it's not...

Monday, June 30, 2008
PPS. John Travolta is not one of the boys. Neither is Justin Timberlake.

"Two Boys in the City," it's not...

"Boys Are Bitches too," it's not...

Wednesday, March 05, 2008
PS. Demanding bitchboy is not Tom Brady, Justin Timberlake, or Jake Gyllenhaal.

"Boys Are Bitches too," it's not...

"Good Help is Hard to Find," it's not...

Wednesday, February 13, 2008
PS. Justin Timberlake does not need good help. He has his mother. Besides…he can sing and dance but the Pip canNOT act.

"Good Help is Hard to Find," it's not...

"Cheater Uninterrupted," it's not...

Thursday, January 24, 2008
PPPPS. Cheater Uninterrupted is not Justin Timberlake or Sting or Tony Parker. Also not John Mayer.

"Cheater Uninterrupted," it's not...