Showing posts with label Cesar Millan. Show all posts
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"Bad with people" reveal

http://www.laineygossip.com/Review_of_Cesar_Millan_show_in_Victoria_28oct10.aspx

The Dog Whisperer in Victoria


Cesar Millan is touring. There was a show in Victoria, British Columbia earlier this week and I have heard from a few people who were there, all with rather negative reviews. Not just like – oh, I didn’t find his information helpful or he just repeats the tv show, nothing new here, but like straight up OFFENDED, full on hate, will never ever support him again. Que???? You’re shocked, right? Should you be shocked?

Before I go into the details though, in the spirit of fairness, please do write to me if you were at the Cesar Millan show in Victoria and did not see this go down, or if you interpreted his words differently. Let me know if you thought it was wonderful and were not insulted. Because the way Lindsay P saw it that night, well, she called him a “total prick”. Her abridged account is below:

I went and SAW Cesar's "show" last night in Victoria, BC and I will be SHOCKED if I am the first person to write you in regards to that garbage. For the entire last half of the seminar I was composing this email to you in my head in complete ANGER. The first half started out fine... he was charming and funny and me and my sister decided we didn't CARE if you were right and he was a prick we loved him anyways....


THEN he kicked off the second half after intermission by comparing dogs to women in third world countries. Not even kidding you. You see Lainey, dogs today have too much food and affection. They are fat and loved but they have no discipline and exercise and therefore are unhappy.... women in third world countries, well they have no food and no affection but plenty of discipline and exercise and they are unhappy too. You see? Dogs and women need food, love, discipline and exercise, all FOUR....just imagine if you tried to tell a woman to go to the gym... you have to TRICK them into doing it HAR HAR HAR... just like dogs. The arena went SILENT. This comparison carried on for about 5 minutes while he tried to dig himself out. It didn't work and he has lost me and I HOPE any other woman in that arena at that point.


The show went downhill pretty quickly from that point on. Some other points of disbelief and total stupidity included:


* Asking an audience member who adopted her dog from Kuwait if that was a place in Victoria
* Not understanding that Victoria was a City in a PROVINCE IN CANADA and not Canada in its entirety
* Many, many, Many "Jokes" regarding his illegal boarder jumping to America, immigration and Tacos
* The show in its entirety being laced with American jabs. The fat people, too stupid to walk a dog, the only race to elect and re-elect and follow an unstable "pack leader"


I can't WAIT until he brings this garbage to the States. I recognize that we as Canadians are probably to polite to boo him off the stage but I hope that SOMEONE WILL. He actually had a perfect analogy for it... The reason the little dogs think they are bigger and better than everyone else at the dog park is because they live in the arms of their master, at eye level, taller than all the other dogs. That's Cesar in a nut shell... being carried around on top of his fame and money and thinking he is better than everyone else. It is disgusting.


That is 3 hours and 70 dollars of my life I will never get back!


Cesar Millan is currently promoting a new book: Cesar’s Rules: Your Way to Train a Well-Behaved Dog.

Thursday, October 28, 2010 at 8:40 AM

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"Bad with people" clue 2

http://www.laineygossip.com/Weekly_Live_Blog_21sept10.aspx

It's not a late night talk show hosts. You're missing the clues.

Tuesday, September 21, 2010 at 11:43 AM

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Dear Gossips,

The Weekly LiveBlog is back today at 3pm ET/Noon PT. And also, if you haven’t already, and you can do so once a day, remember to enter the IT Lounge giveaway – a TIFF gift bag valued at $2,000 can be yours... and NOT my ma’s, the greedy Squawking Chicken, who has been calling me every day asking if someone has claimed the prize. Am convinced that there’s an entire generation of Chinese people who don’t understand contest deadlines. Click here for more.

It was a heavy column yesterday. Please scroll down to get caught up if you missed a few posts.

As for Ryan Reynolds – thanks for your emails getting on my ass to post it. The article is coming, I just have to finish writing. Soon though, promise, I haven’t forgotten. Also look out for the one about the beloved host of a popular, but not that popular, show who managed to make everyone hate him – it’s unanimous! – after what was supposed to be a play nice promotional tour. This one broke my heart a little.

Yours in gossip,

Lainey

Tuesday, September 21, 2010 at 7:04 AM


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Maybe we’re not his species. But he broke hearts recently on a promotional tour and shat on all the little people in his way. Of course he turned it on for cameras, of course he was super nice to those with a higher profile, but assistants, crew, hair and makeup, drivers, all were beneath him, which is why he required his door opened every time, all the time, would make a stink if he had to help himself, and refused to make eye contact with the lowly helpers who were ordered to provide his refreshments.

At all stops he would sweep into the makeup room, total JLo/Mimi/Country Bitch/major ass diva styles, not bother with an introduction, put his feet up on the artist table, throw his head back, CLOSE HIS EYES, and EXPECT to be treated. No please, no thank you, not even any simple request, to the point where, on several occasions, no one knew what to do, until it had to be explained to them that this particular move signals that he’s ready to have his makeup either applied or taken off, depending on where we are in the day.

Ohhhhhh...

I’m sorry, I didn’t know.

Well of course that’s what it means.

Only a well mannered, well raised human being would expect someone who’s never met you before to automatically know what the f-ck it is that you’re asking for when you’re too special to have to ask for it in the first place. Asshole.

What a major disappointment. As for his victims? They are the sweetest, loveliest, gentlest people I’ve ever worked with. They’ve also worked with some of the biggest names in entertainment. And all of them said that this motherf-cker, with his little specialty show, could rival and surpass the top superstars in the world in attitude and f-ckery.

Bitch, you just lost a lot of fans.

Tuesday, September 21, 2010 at 7:51 AM

Update (11/03/10):

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