[Comment From Aimee ]
Evan Rachel Wood for either BI?
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[Comment From Ms. Estella ]
Hair riddle--Renee???
Lainey: Estella - no. HI!
Tuesday, October 12, 2010 at 11:42 AM
Hair issues
Showing posts with label Renee Zellweger. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Renee Zellweger. Show all posts
Hair issues
http://www.laineygossip.com/Renee_Zellweger_Bradley_Cooper_double_date_at_Nobu_with_Jason_Bateman_09aug10.aspx
Renee & Coop double date
With Jason Bateman and his wife Amanda on Saturday at Nobu in Malibu. They all piled into the car afterwards, Bradley behind the wheel and everyone else looking like they’d enjoyed some sake which is what I enjoyed a little too much last time I was at Nobu in Vegas. All of a sudden you stand up and it hits you and for the next hour your friends don’t want to know you anymore.
Coop is enjoying some downtime before he starts shooting The Hangover 2 in... so predictable... Thailand this fall. He’s also apparently in talks to star opposite Robert DeNiro in a dramedy about a player who finally falls in love with a girl whose father hates him but then tragedy strikes and the two men must rely on each other. (Source Deadline) Sounds promising.
As for how things are rolling with Renee, obviously it’s going well. And by well I mean genuinely well even though so many of you believe she’s a beard. I wish I could tell you she was. Very much. But just because she’s f-cked up in the face doesn’t mean he’s gay. Like I keep saying, it’s not a valid reason. A man should be allowed to deal with a woman less attractive without homosexual assumption. It happens every day. That’s not to say however that these two aren’t a little co-dependent. Couples can share insecurity, non?
20 July 2010 Live Blog
Renee & Coop double date
With Jason Bateman and his wife Amanda on Saturday at Nobu in Malibu. They all piled into the car afterwards, Bradley behind the wheel and everyone else looking like they’d enjoyed some sake which is what I enjoyed a little too much last time I was at Nobu in Vegas. All of a sudden you stand up and it hits you and for the next hour your friends don’t want to know you anymore.
Coop is enjoying some downtime before he starts shooting The Hangover 2 in... so predictable... Thailand this fall. He’s also apparently in talks to star opposite Robert DeNiro in a dramedy about a player who finally falls in love with a girl whose father hates him but then tragedy strikes and the two men must rely on each other. (Source Deadline) Sounds promising.
As for how things are rolling with Renee, obviously it’s going well. And by well I mean genuinely well even though so many of you believe she’s a beard. I wish I could tell you she was. Very much. But just because she’s f-cked up in the face doesn’t mean he’s gay. Like I keep saying, it’s not a valid reason. A man should be allowed to deal with a woman less attractive without homosexual assumption. It happens every day. That’s not to say however that these two aren’t a little co-dependent. Couples can share insecurity, non?
Monday, August 09, 2010 at 10:27 AM
20 July 2010 Live Blog
http://www.laineygossip.com/Britney_Spears_trying_to_fix_sinkhole_in_the_back_of_her_head_weave_04aug10.aspx
Last time I posted a shot of her nasty ass weave, there was a sinkhole happening back there. Click here for a refresher if you really have to but be warned because, if you’re anything like me, the sinkhole will skeeve you. I had nightmares about that crazy sh-t in Guatemala for days.
So the Chicken Fried entourage went shopping yesterday. Britney went in wearing one outfit, came out with a new top. The mall is a closet for her. As you can see, they patched up the sinkhole. As you can see, it’s still a f-cking mess. The short chunks, that’s her own hair right? She shaved it off over three years ago. That’s all it will grow? I know this is unfair of me. Because while I don’t have pretty eyes or any bottom eyelashes or nice ankles and my face is lopsided and my nose is hawked, I have always had hair that is thick and grows fast and long and stays healthy no matter what I put it through. So I don’t get it about extensions. I don’t understand why you don’t just work it naturally, without gluing that ghetto straw all over your head. I mean look at Renee Zellweger. I’d take Renee Zellweger over this.
20 July 2010 Live Blog
Last time I posted a shot of her nasty ass weave, there was a sinkhole happening back there. Click here for a refresher if you really have to but be warned because, if you’re anything like me, the sinkhole will skeeve you. I had nightmares about that crazy sh-t in Guatemala for days.
So the Chicken Fried entourage went shopping yesterday. Britney went in wearing one outfit, came out with a new top. The mall is a closet for her. As you can see, they patched up the sinkhole. As you can see, it’s still a f-cking mess. The short chunks, that’s her own hair right? She shaved it off over three years ago. That’s all it will grow? I know this is unfair of me. Because while I don’t have pretty eyes or any bottom eyelashes or nice ankles and my face is lopsided and my nose is hawked, I have always had hair that is thick and grows fast and long and stays healthy no matter what I put it through. So I don’t get it about extensions. I don’t understand why you don’t just work it naturally, without gluing that ghetto straw all over your head. I mean look at Renee Zellweger. I’d take Renee Zellweger over this.
Wednesday, August 04, 2010 at 8:53 AM
20 July 2010 Live Blog
http://www.laineygossip.com/Bradley_Cooper_Renee_Zellweger_wedding_rumours_and_tom_Brady_hair_10june10.aspx
Bradley, Brady, and Renee
Tom Brady went to the Celtics/Lakers game the other night and his hair was styled like this. And then Renee Zellweger was walking around with Bradley Cooper and family yesterday in New York and she was modelling the same bowl. Why is Tom Brady pissing on his hotness by borrowing Renee’s bowl?
That is problem #1. Problem #2 is the Curse of the Freebie Five. Just yesterday, not even 24 hrs ago, I shot Bradley Cooper up to the top. This morning Page Six posted an article about Renee Zellweger wedding dress shopping at Carolina Herrera and hanging out with his parents leading to speculation that the two might be engaged.
It’s not the validity of the story that’s troubling because, obviously, Renee Z is a longtime Herrera client. Please. She doesn’t have to SHOP there, Herrera would custom one for her no problem. And her rep has already debunked the report.
True or not however, the timing is for sh-t. They’re packaging him as the next big name. He has that quality that appeals to girls and to guys. Even Jacek is a fan now after The A-Team. So publicity surrounding him ending his single status, false as it may be, is not the kind of swirl you want around your star. It’s bad enough that most of you don’t understand why he’s with her, it’s definitely not great if you’re thinking he wants to marry her. And it’s not because I think she’s unattractive. It is however totally what she presents.
Coop’s public persona is not terribly unlike many of his characters. He’s pretty loose. He can throw down with Zach Galifiniakis. He’s a Todd Phillips man. He’s funny, he’s engaging, he’s cool, and he doesn’t hard pose his backbones down a red carpet and endanger others with his starving hips. But she tries so f-cking hard. And she really shouldn’t have to. She is a delightful, talented actor and she’s letting those bad voices eat away at her gifts.
And...he loves her.
So it’s actually a bonus then, right? He loves her in spite of herself, and if that truly is the case, I love him back for it. But the analysis, it took us a long time to get here. And the moviegoers don’t spend that much time getting there for their quiver. So the first questions inevitably will be about that great divide: How can this be with that? And what does it say about that when he’s with this? Because this is a girl with a deep complex. Am dying to know how they work.
20 July 2010 Live Blog
Bradley, Brady, and Renee
Tom Brady went to the Celtics/Lakers game the other night and his hair was styled like this. And then Renee Zellweger was walking around with Bradley Cooper and family yesterday in New York and she was modelling the same bowl. Why is Tom Brady pissing on his hotness by borrowing Renee’s bowl?
It’s not the validity of the story that’s troubling because, obviously, Renee Z is a longtime Herrera client. Please. She doesn’t have to SHOP there, Herrera would custom one for her no problem. And her rep has already debunked the report.
True or not however, the timing is for sh-t. They’re packaging him as the next big name. He has that quality that appeals to girls and to guys. Even Jacek is a fan now after The A-Team. So publicity surrounding him ending his single status, false as it may be, is not the kind of swirl you want around your star. It’s bad enough that most of you don’t understand why he’s with her, it’s definitely not great if you’re thinking he wants to marry her. And it’s not because I think she’s unattractive. It is however totally what she presents.
Coop’s public persona is not terribly unlike many of his characters. He’s pretty loose. He can throw down with Zach Galifiniakis. He’s a Todd Phillips man. He’s funny, he’s engaging, he’s cool, and he doesn’t hard pose his backbones down a red carpet and endanger others with his starving hips. But she tries so f-cking hard. And she really shouldn’t have to. She is a delightful, talented actor and she’s letting those bad voices eat away at her gifts.
And...he loves her.
So it’s actually a bonus then, right? He loves her in spite of herself, and if that truly is the case, I love him back for it. But the analysis, it took us a long time to get here. And the moviegoers don’t spend that much time getting there for their quiver. So the first questions inevitably will be about that great divide: How can this be with that? And what does it say about that when he’s with this? Because this is a girl with a deep complex. Am dying to know how they work.
Thursday, June 10, 2010 at 2:26 PM
20 July 2010 Live Blog
also - which highly insecure actress is creating constant drama by refusing to attend social commitments because she hates her hair?
part 2 of blind: so her boyfriend goes to these functions and sheepishly has to make up one excuse after another.
Tuesday, July 20, 2010 at 12:13 PM
Update (9/23/10):
Wednesday, March 12, 2008
P.S. Lainey wants me to tell you that Megan Fox and Renee Zellweger are not the subjects of the new riddle. Mmmm... Megan Fox.
P.S. Lainey wants me to tell you that Megan Fox and Renee Zellweger are not the subjects of the new riddle. Mmmm... Megan Fox.
http://www.laineygossip.com/Kenny_Chesney_Teri_Hatcher_Jennifer_Aniston_A_case_for_George_and_Renee_.aspx
I’m about to gloat, just a little. If you can’t handle it, skip to the next. Gloating isn’t terribly gracious, but then again, neither is gossiping. And in this business, I gotta give my sources their due when they come through.
On Sunday night, following the BAFTAs, I reported exclusively on the bedroom eye action going on between Renee Z and George Clooney at the event. This morning, two days later, UK tabloids are blaring headlines that the two were caught canoodling at a hotel bar later on that evening. They also printed a rather suspect quote from Clooney about being ready to settle down. I’ll take that one with a grain of salt. I definitely, however, buy the rekindled closeness that seems to have bloomed between the two former maybe daters. And while I certainly have issues with Renee’s bronzer and her lemon suckage and also her alarming relationship with food, I have to tell you, I definitely approve of this couple for the following reasons:
1. Renee is not a flooze. Renee is also not Teri Hatcher – thank Goddess. And even though George’s romantic past has been littered with soft core porn bikini babes, I think we can all agree that a man of his stature needs a woman with an equally respectable resume. Renee is a celebrated actress, she is not stupid, she is not a bimbo, she knows how to read, and she can certainly keep him interested conversationally. In other words, George’s brain will remain as sharp as his penis. This is very important.
2. George does not want children. Therefore, it’s important for him to hook up with someone who either shares this preference or who is too old or too damaged to want them as well. Now Renee’s not exactly creaking around, but the girl is five years past fresh. And considering all the extreme dieting she’s subjected her body to, in addition to other industry indulgences that have not likely done her any favours, I’m guessing Renee’s window of fertility isn’t exactly wide open. But bagging a diamond geezer like George wouldn’t exactly be a sh*tty consolation prize.
And finally…perhaps the most compelling reason of all…
3. Renee needs a kind, good man for a change. In spite of it all, I do like Renee. Renee is what Jennifer Aniston should be and isn’t. Except Renee has talent. A regular down home girl, ordinary looking and she knows it, grateful for her opportunities, never reaching for an elusive Olympus that will never be hers. Which is why I feel sad for Renee. The single girl so unlucky in love, a nice girl who just picks the wrong dudes. Hooking up with a narcissist like Jim Carrey could not have been great on her ego. And we certainly don’t have to rehash what Kenny Chesney put her through. So after all the heartache, after all the pain, wouldn’t it be nice if Renee could finally find solace in the arms of real man like George? Come on gossips. Open your smutty hearts and grant her a new kind of happiness, happiness of the healthy sort.
Tuesday, February 21, 2006
http://www.laineygossip.com/Apologetic_Hints.aspx
And Mute Stones is not Renee Zellweger.
Tuesday, December 04, 2007 at 12:17:21 PM
And Mute Stones is not Renee Zellweger.
Tuesday, December 04, 2007 at 12:17:21 PM
http://www.laineygossip.com/Guilty_Generosity.aspx
All previous blind items are closed, but as you read last week, pay attention. At one point or another, I always spill it somewhere else.
As you know from previous teaser subjects, sleeping with a member of the crew isn’t exactly a rare occurrence. Begging for it like our skank bitch did last week is probably unique. But trust me when I tell you, mingling with the commoners is actually par for the dance floor. Which is what this superstar did a couple of years ago on the set of one of her biggest vehicles. He was her booty call, her go to guy. And he was smitten, totally thought it would last past filming, until he found out afterwards that she was doin’ 2 other dudes simultaneously. Damn. That’s quite an appetite.
However, one should never forget their down home manners, which is why she compensates for her promiscuity by lavishing this ex boytoy with $1,000 worth of clothing every Christmas, as a thank you for past services rendered. And now that she’s free to roam, perhaps she’ll renew their previous dalliance. I’ll keep you posted.
One guess for this one, but there won’t be a follow up clue. And there are A LOT of hints in this one. So use them wisely.
Sunday, November 20, 2005
Update (1/30/08):
reveal
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