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"Tighten up and regret" clue

http://www.laineygossip.com/Beyonc%C3%A9-to-star-in-Bradley-Coopers-remake-of-A-Star-is-Born-and-Intro-for-December-14--2015/41484

Dear Gossips,

It’s been two weeks since we last heard from Beyoncé. And it’s not like we hear all that much from Beyoncé these days. As you know, Beyoncé hasn’t been interviewed in a long, long time. Beyoncé communicates to us now only through videos or social media. But, as of this writing, she hasn’t posted anything for two weeks. 2015 has been pretty quiet.

The latest on Beyoncé is that she’s agreed to star in Bradley Cooper’s remake of A Star Is Born. We’ll get to that in a Bradley post later today. Even if that’s true though, filming supposedly won’t start until the end of 2016, maybe even 2017. That’s an entire year. Of what?

Yesterday was the two year anniversary of the surprise release of Beyoncé, complete with all those music videos and catchphrases: “I woke up like this”, “surfbort”, “bow down bitches”, and more. As you know, Beyoncé is an information hoarder. She’s never going to tell you what she’s doing until she’s done doing it. And yes, the point is that she wants us to wonder. Because there’s no doubt she’s up to something. But what?

December 14, 2015 at 6:56 AM

Tighten up and regret



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http://www.laineygossip.com/Tighten-up-and-regret-Blind-Riddle/41549

What are some reasons a celebrity might go quiet for a couple of weeks or so on social media? Maybe they’re gearing up for a major announcement trying to create anticipation. Maybe they’re just bored of themselves? Hardly.

Once in a while they disappear for an old-fashioned reason: plastic surgery. She wanted to tighten up, trim down, even though, supposedly she’s fit as f-ck. And is selling the gear to prove it. Sure. So that’s why there was no activity for a while on social. It was an extensive procedure. And no one was allowed to come to the house during her recovery because she couldn’t go upstairs. The healing time was terrible. And an infection had set in. So it took even longer than expected. Which is why she has some regret now. That’ll pass. It always does when another area needs work.

December 18, 2015 at 11:06

Update (12/18/15):
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"She trumps Life or Death" reveal 3

http://www.laineygossip.com/Articles/Details/23162/Weekly-Live-Blog--April-5--2012
Comment From Noel Beyonce comes across as a genuinely nice person, Gwyneth not so much. Could be that Bey is a better actor.
Lainey: Noel - we all remember that Beyonce makes ambulances when she's hungry in her Maybach, right?
April 5, 2012 at 12:55

She trumps Life or Death



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"She trumps Life or Death" reveal 2

http://www.laineygossip.com/Beyonce_at_the_BET_Awards_pays_tribute_to_Michael_Jackson.aspx

Beyonce at the BET Awards last night wearing the best dress of the night no doubt. It’s exquisite. And she looks exquisite in it. Great hair, cute accessories…everything but the shoes. Cheap and gimmicky shoes, non? Tina must have told her to.

B’s husband Jay-Z was there too. No idea if they arrived in a Maybach together or tried to push ambulances out of the way while paramedics were tending to an elderly lady suffering from a heart attack. Not likely though. Because everyone there last night was famous. And everyone was paying respect to Michael Jackson. Needless to say, she kept her hunger bitch in check.

After the show though, if you were a civilian, I hope you looked the f-ck out. Don’t be getting in the way of Beyonce and her favourite restaurant.

Monday, June 29, 2009 at 6:56 AM
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"She trumps Life or Death" reveal

https://twitter.com/LaineyGossip/status/2326580875
Beyonce rides in a Maybach
Thursday, June 25, 2009
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"She trumps Life or Death" clue

http://laineygossip.com/JayZ_joins_Beyonce_on_stage_at_Madison_Square_Garden_for_I_Am_Sasha_Fierce.aspx

Sasha Fierce & Jay-Z

On stage together at Madison Square Garden. Beyonce’s husband joined her for a song, the crowd went nuts. And indeed it would have been a treat. They are music royalty. Ad it’s not every show where Jay-Z will make an appearance. Lucky New York. Especially if it was Crazy In Love. Am jealous.

Attached – several shots of Sasha Fierce and that sick body performing last night to mostly positive reviews. She works hard, she’s a professional, she sings live, and you know she’s the same age as Britney Spears?

Monday, June 22, 2009 at 9:05 AM
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Classic story of celebrity entitlement. And she’s supposed to be so professional and sweet, not nearly as many diva stories about her than about her peers, though if you’re getting in the way of her meal, and her Maybach, you better move the f-ck out, even if you’re an old woman in an emergency situation.

It was two blocks from the Waverly very recently. An elderly woman – 84 years old – went into heart failure. The paramedic arrived immediately and tried to stabilise her before moving her to the hospital. It became a traffic clusterf-ck so the cops had to redirect vehicles over to the next block because the ambulance was waiting for the patient.

A black Maybach approaches, disregards the police instruction, and drives towards the ambulance. An officer stops the car and tells the driver to reroute:

Driver: We're going to the Waverly Inn.

Officer: We have an emergency situation and everyone has to re-route to the next block over - just go one block around.


(Moaning and groaning and whining was heard from the female passenger in the back seat).

Driver: Isn't there any way we could get through?

Offider: Sir, this is an emergency vehicle, we have an emergency situation - EVERYone must re-route. You'll have to go around the block.


And then an imperious (female) voice pipes up from the back of the Maybach..

"Well can't they just move the ambulance?"


The officer is incredulous. Then annoyed. And then he gives it to her, informing our star that "LIFE OR DEATH situations dictate traffic decisions - not anything or ANYONE else. You must re-route now."

She grudgingly told her driver to find another way, inconvenienced that a senior citizen had to choose her mealtime to have a heart attack. The nerve.

Tuesday, June 23, 2009 at 7:45 AM

Update (6/07/12):
clue
reveal 1
reveal 2
reveal 3




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"Bitch Wars," it's not...

http://www.laineygossip.com/Intro_24oct08.aspx

PS. Rihanna and Beyonce are not warring bitches. Also not Liv. Liv has never had to make the leap.

Friday, October 24, 2008
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"The Third Person" reveal

http://www.laineygossip.com/Beyonces_new_album_called_I_AmSasha_Fierce_but_she_copied_hit_song_from_BC_Jean.aspx

Who is Sasha Fierce?

It’s Beyonce, of course, and this is the title of her new double album:

The first: I Am… The second: Sasha Fierce.

Sasha of course is what she calls her alter ego, the gyrating performer who is released on stage. In private, Sasha retreats and cedes the spotlight to B who, apparently, is much more sedate and doesn’t talk about herself in the third person.

Sasha Fierce however is most definitely NOT BC Jean. BC Jean is a very talented up and coming artist who actually wrote If I Were A Boy and was allegedly forced into selling the rights to the song to Beyonce’s team determined to claim it as their own… a practice that’s been in place forever in the music industry and one that’s made millions for otherwise mediocre stars.

Not to say that B is mediocre. But if she keeps calling herself the total package, and a future icon (which is her stated aspiration) can she really be ripping off other people’s work while insisting she’s a songwriter as well as a singer?

In the end, doesn’t that just make her Britney Spears? Brit is an icon in her own right too, you now.

This is Beyonce leaving with Jay-Z after dinner at Cipriani last night.

Thursday, October 23, 2008 at 8:29 AM
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"A Bitch to Work For," it's not...

Friday, April 25, 2008
PS. Catherine Zeta-Jones is not a bitch to work for. Neither is Beyonce.
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"How He Holds Her," it's not...

Wednesday, March 26, 2008

PS. Keira Knightley is not being held. Beyonce isn't either.

http://www.laineygossip.com/Gossip_for_Wednesday_March_26_2008.aspx

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"The Wrong Colour, the Wrong Number," it's not...

Tuesday, March 04, 2008
PPS. Beyonce and Rihanna did not complain about the Rolls in the wrong colour.
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The Third Person

http://www.laineygossip.com/ArticleDetail.aspx?ID=4283

What’s the measure of a truly obnoxious diva? The demands, yes. The attitude, of course. The sense of entitlement, absolutely.

But don’t forget a whole new way of speaking to go with a whole new level of success. Girlfriend has taken to talking about herself in the third person. Now think about how cloying this would be and imagine you were present during this recent, seemingly harmless discussion she had with her assistant. Let’s call her Judy, after my mother, shall we?

Judy: When is Judy’s call time tomorrow?

Staff: we’re gonna get you there for 7am.

Judy: 7am is too early for Judy. Judy’s going out late at that thing tonight? Can’t you move it for Judy? :

Staff: it’s a half day shoot and they could only get the permit until 2. Did you want me to see if I get you out of the meeting tonight?

Judy: No way, everyone’s gotta see Judy tonight!

And it keeps going and going and going. But don’t doubt for a second that she doesn’t know exactly what she’s doing. Because as much as the third person comes out to rule in private, the words “I” and “me” miraculously re-enter her lexicon as soon as it’s time to sell. Lifelong training and preparation has paid off…and like any true diva, this girl is a total pro.

Friday, July 21, 2006

Update (10/23/08):
denial 1: Kathleen Turner & Janet Jackson
denial 2: Christina Aguilera
denial 3: Britney Spears
reveal



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