[Comment From Al ]
Hair..Megan Fox?
Lainey: AJ - no
Lainey: And for everyone asking - it's not Keira Knightley either.
New photos of Keira and Rupert.
Not a fan of her jaw line or the ridiculous pout but wow - from this angle, it's gorgessity.
Glasses, very little makeup, hair unstyled, but that bone structure, those cheekbones...it's the best I've ever seen Keira Knightley.
Rare the celebrity who looks better un-glossed and de-glammed. Have to tell you I'm super surprised Keira is one of them. Pleasantly.
If Lindsay Lohan wants an Oscar, it really wouldn't hurt to study K's resumé...savvy?
Wednesday, October 18, 2006
Matching pucker, matching hats, matching clavicles, step for step...Give me a f&cking break. I mean really…do people really walk around like this? And is it me or does her boyfriend freak you out? Can't put my finger on it but I'm seeing snakes and evil pimps from the 70s with a little bit o' Pete Doherty junkie smack thrown in for good measure.
Now you know I'm not her biggest fan but Ms Knightley could do way better, savvy?
Wednesday, August 02, 2006
So there's chiseled and then there's just Marc Anthony. And in his case, I'm afraid we're leaning toward the vampire variety. Here are Keira and her boyfriend, Rupert the-guy-who-was-in-Pride-&-Prejudice-with-her-and-I-don't-care-enough-to-remember-his-name, out for an evening of boozing in London the other night. Here they are again on a casual stroll the same weekend. Although I'm assuming it's the same dude, he seems really really different in the daylight shots. Hideously so. Like 70s porn star player pimp. Yeah - I'd totally do him.
Anyway, I hear they are completely taken with each other. And that she can barely stand to be away from him. I also hear that they like to indulge. And what else do you think rich famous 20 year olds like to indulge in? Thing is - Keira seems to be able to hold her sh*t together in spite of the wildness. Unlike my girl Lindsay who looks a year older every time she nails a new guy.
As for Keira's club ensemble? I'm all over the 80s and hey - I can even accept the granny jumper/leotard thing because there's something about being young in London that gives you carte blanche to experiment. But I draw the line at tights and open toe shoes. Quite possibly The.Most.Unforgiveable fashion crime known to women and gays everywhere. Bad form Keira. Bad form.
Tuesday, May 30, 2006
It's their love connection - why does it always come back to drugs? She much more famous than he, yet equal in consumption, they're now taking their partying public, not afraid to lock themselves into a stall and shovel away, only to reemerge moments later rednosed and raring to go. The problem now is that he's being accused of being a bad influence when it's more like the other way around: she needs it, he needs her, he went along for the ride, and now he needs it even more. Which is why his friends, his family, his reps…they're urging HIM to make the break before life imitates art, and since she's put him on the map now, it probably wouldn't be a bad thing professionally to make the cut, if only he would listen.
But he adores her. And she adores *it*. And they adore doing it together… A LOT.
Not Heath & Michelle, not Keith & Nicole, not Pete & Kate.
Monday, October 02, 2006
Update (3/29/08):
clue 1
clue 2
denial 1: Heath Ledger & Michelle Williams, Keith Urban & Nicole Kidman, Pete Doherty & Kate Moss
denial 2: Marc Anthony & Jennifer Lopez, Britney & KFed, Jessica Alba
denial 3: David & Victoria Beckham
reveal
