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What’s behind Brenda Walsh’s smug smile (Dlisted)Friday, October 03, 2008 at 10:25 AM
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http://www.laineygossip.com/Smutty_Tingles_03Oct08.aspx
Smutty Tingle
What’s behind Brenda Walsh’s smug smile (Dlisted)
Friday, October 03, 2008 at 10:25 AM
Smutty Tingle
What’s behind Brenda Walsh’s smug smile (Dlisted)Friday, October 03, 2008 at 10:25 AM
http://www.laineygossip.com/Jennie_Garth_joins_90210_spinoff_and_will_reprise_Kelly_Taylor.aspx
Jennie Garth has officially signed on to join the Beverly Hills 90210 spin-off reprising her role as Kelly Taylor, the part she can never shake.
Unlike Jessica Biel, the Alba Bitch, Sarah Michelle Gellar, Jennifer Aniston, and all those other tv girls however, Jennie has never fought her fate.
She is Kelly Taylor forever. And proudly so.
The new show will feature Kelly back at West Beverly High and there are some suggestions that this is the first in what will be a succession of old cast members returning from the previous iteration. Some are even speculating that Jason Priestly is next and that we will find Brandon and Kelly married after all these years.
Who gives a sh*t?
What we care about is Brenda. And since Shannen Doherty isn’t doing f&ck all, bringing back Brenda would totally make our lives.
Brenda the Cougar who lives next door and engages in some inappropriate exchanges with her 16 year old neighbour resulting in him disclosing the secret to Ms Taylor, the trusted guidance counsellor at school who then confronts her old nemesis in a season finale cliffhanger throwdown at the Peach Pitt.
You love it. Don’t lie.
Monday, May 12, 2008 at 5:49 AM
Jennie Garth has officially signed on to join the Beverly Hills 90210 spin-off reprising her role as Kelly Taylor, the part she can never shake.
Unlike Jessica Biel, the Alba Bitch, Sarah Michelle Gellar, Jennifer Aniston, and all those other tv girls however, Jennie has never fought her fate.
She is Kelly Taylor forever. And proudly so.
The new show will feature Kelly back at West Beverly High and there are some suggestions that this is the first in what will be a succession of old cast members returning from the previous iteration. Some are even speculating that Jason Priestly is next and that we will find Brandon and Kelly married after all these years.
Who gives a sh*t?
What we care about is Brenda. And since Shannen Doherty isn’t doing f&ck all, bringing back Brenda would totally make our lives.
Brenda the Cougar who lives next door and engages in some inappropriate exchanges with her 16 year old neighbour resulting in him disclosing the secret to Ms Taylor, the trusted guidance counsellor at school who then confronts her old nemesis in a season finale cliffhanger throwdown at the Peach Pitt.
You love it. Don’t lie.
Monday, May 12, 2008 at 5:49 AM
http://www.laineygossip.com/Jennifer_Love_Hewitt_The_Daily_Ugly_Shannen_Doherty.aspx
Here's Shannen at a charity fashion show this weekend. And believe me, this pains me because I have always loved Brenda the most...SO much more than Kelly. Still, it's undeniable, isn't it? The girl is hurtin' hard. The bloated face, the tired eyes, the saggy tits, the 'I've been f&cked and f&cked over too many times' expression on her face...this, my friends, is Jennifer Love Hewitt in 10 years which, actually, wouldn't necessarily be a bad thing.
Sunday, July 10, 2005
Here's Shannen at a charity fashion show this weekend. And believe me, this pains me because I have always loved Brenda the most...SO much more than Kelly. Still, it's undeniable, isn't it? The girl is hurtin' hard. The bloated face, the tired eyes, the saggy tits, the 'I've been f&cked and f&cked over too many times' expression on her face...this, my friends, is Jennifer Love Hewitt in 10 years which, actually, wouldn't necessarily be a bad thing.
Sunday, July 10, 2005
http://www.laineygossip.com/Tori_Spelling_Brendas_best_quality.aspx
Brenda might be older, and wrinklier, and much less taut but Brenda always had great hair. And Brenda STILL has great hair. Here's Shannen Doherty at the TV Critics press tour, trying to squeeze any remaining juices out of a dying career.
Say what you will about her character - my favourite - but the bitch owned the best mane on the show. Long and thick and what I always wanted, especially at the very end, when it was halfway down her back. I do hope she makes it. Apparently she's a new person, apparently she's not the drama queen we knew and loved. Come on gossips…if Tori Spelling can get her own show, why not Brenda Walsh?
Friday, July 14, 2006
http://www.laineygossip.com/Paris_Hilton_Elton_John_Nicky_Hilton_The_Daily_Ugly_Shannen_Doherty.aspx
I always loved Brenda more than Kelly. What's not to love? The dramatics, the tears, the manipulation. Was there ever an actor who could deliver the line 'I hate you!' with more conviction than Shannen Doherty? Through it all, because of my neverending devotion to Brenda...the Judd Nelson phase, the Ashley Hamilton era, the Charmed saga, and of course the Rick Salomon/Paris Hilton love and sex and war triangle...through it all I have stood by Shannen. But the time has come to face facts. It has been 15 years. And in those 15 years, there's been some hard living, even a couple of arrests if memory serves. So I guess it should be no surprise that Shannen's looking rough. But this rough?? Those wrinkles around the eyes, the dry geriatric skin...And for the love of John Frieda, would it kill her to get a new hairstyle?? I'm thinking Botox honey. Or a miracle facial. Whatever works...you do it. Because Brenda Walsh would never be caught dead looking this bad!! You hear me girlfriend??? Pull it together! If you're old, it means I'm old...and I AM NOT OLD!!!!
Thursday, May 19, 2005
I always loved Brenda more than Kelly. What's not to love? The dramatics, the tears, the manipulation. Was there ever an actor who could deliver the line 'I hate you!' with more conviction than Shannen Doherty? Through it all, because of my neverending devotion to Brenda...the Judd Nelson phase, the Ashley Hamilton era, the Charmed saga, and of course the Rick Salomon/Paris Hilton love and sex and war triangle...through it all I have stood by Shannen. But the time has come to face facts. It has been 15 years. And in those 15 years, there's been some hard living, even a couple of arrests if memory serves. So I guess it should be no surprise that Shannen's looking rough. But this rough?? Those wrinkles around the eyes, the dry geriatric skin...And for the love of John Frieda, would it kill her to get a new hairstyle?? I'm thinking Botox honey. Or a miracle facial. Whatever works...you do it. Because Brenda Walsh would never be caught dead looking this bad!! You hear me girlfriend??? Pull it together! If you're old, it means I'm old...and I AM NOT OLD!!!!
Thursday, May 19, 2005
http://www.laineygossip.com/Memo_to_Shannen_new_hair_needed.aspx
There is no excuse for having the same hairstyle for 10 years. Especially if you are, on a good day, a B-list celebrity. Yes Shannen, we know that it's hard to let go of the past…of the golden 90210 years…of the only highlight in your otherwise mundane career. But Brenda Walsh moved to London and left Dylan behind. Isn't it about time for you to do the same???
Tuesday, February 08, 2005
There is no excuse for having the same hairstyle for 10 years. Especially if you are, on a good day, a B-list celebrity. Yes Shannen, we know that it's hard to let go of the past…of the golden 90210 years…of the only highlight in your otherwise mundane career. But Brenda Walsh moved to London and left Dylan behind. Isn't it about time for you to do the same???
Tuesday, February 08, 2005
http://www.laineygossip.com/Last_Word_for_Monday_September_05_2005.aspx
As for the has been: It’s not Sharon Stone and it’s not Winona Ryder. Does that help? You have 2 more days to send me your guesses before I shut this one down.
Monday, September 5, 2005
http://www.laineygossip.com/Pamela_Anderson_Its_closed.aspx
The girl who’s trying to get back on the A-list – it’s not Pam Anderson and it’s not Shannen Doherty. And it’s now closed. I’m sorry. But I’ve answered a lot of your emails over the last few days and it’s time to move on. Forgive me??
Wednesday, September 07, 2005
As for the has been: It’s not Sharon Stone and it’s not Winona Ryder. Does that help? You have 2 more days to send me your guesses before I shut this one down.
Monday, September 5, 2005
http://www.laineygossip.com/Pamela_Anderson_Its_closed.aspx
The girl who’s trying to get back on the A-list – it’s not Pam Anderson and it’s not Shannen Doherty. And it’s now closed. I’m sorry. But I’ve answered a lot of your emails over the last few days and it’s time to move on. Forgive me??
Wednesday, September 07, 2005
http://www.laineygossip.com/10_years_too_early.aspx
Believe me, you ALL know her. The good news is she's working. But the poor thing is bitter. Bitter that she was born 10 years too early, unable to capitalise on a Hollywood that is now run by young, wild things. On the set recently, got a call from her agent. Bad news - an opportunity lost, a small role she desperately wanted. She ran back to her the trailer, screaming profanities on her cell phone that even I feel uncomfortable repeating. In between the cussing, there were echoes of Nancy Kerrigan. 'Why??? Why??? Why couldn't this have happened 10 years ago. It's not fair!!!'
And unfortunately her day went from bad to worse. Technical changes pre-empted her scene and she was forced to wait just a wee bit longer before getting to work. But reserve your sympathy for the PA who had to tell her and who got an earful of 'How dare you f*cking treat me like this' before having the door slammed in her face. She then proceeded to sulk for the next hour and refused to come back to the set until a producer arrived and ass-kissed for an eternity before cajoling her out of her trailer. And you wonder why she never really made it beyond B???
Tuesday, February 28, 2006
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