Andrea! How was your birthday weekend? Happy Birthday with love from Lori! To make up for the delay, how about a hint? It’s not John Mayer.
November 21, 2016 at 6:02 AM
Something to remember
Showing posts with label John Mayer. Show all posts
Showing posts with label John Mayer. Show all posts
http://www.laineygossip.com/November-21--2016-Smutty-Shout-Outs/45532
Andrea! How was your birthday weekend? Happy Birthday with love from Lori! To make up for the delay, how about a hint? It’s not John Mayer.
November 21, 2016 at 6:02 AM
Something to remember
Andrea! How was your birthday weekend? Happy Birthday with love from Lori! To make up for the delay, how about a hint? It’s not John Mayer.
November 21, 2016 at 6:02 AM
Something to remember
http://www.laineygossip.com/John_Mayer_denies_relationship_with_Kristin_Cavallari_on_his_Twitter.aspx
She’s not high fiving his penis
What would it be like without John Mayer?
I’ll never stop slagging him but I also don’t want him to stop asking to be slagged.
So there was a story circulating yesterday that John Mayer has been secretly urinating on Kristin Cavallari from Laguna Beach/The Hills – click here for more.
As you know, John loves it when we talk about him. And he loves it even more that he has an opportunity to talk about himself.
Of course he took to his Twitter http://twitter.com/johncmayer immediately to address the rumour.
How do I put this like a gentleman...I have never high fived Kristin Cavalari with my penis.
If he had stopped there, it would have been funny. But you know John. He kept going…
I'm sure she's a wonderful gal but we have never tasted the Skittles Rainbow together.
My Milli has never slam danced with her Vanilli.
I have never Bensoned her Hedges, nor have I attempted to Bartle her James.
Then, becoming increasingly turned on, he promptly jerked himself off to one of his new songs.
This is Kristin yesterday loving the spotlight. She probably circulated the story herself.
And John a few days ago leaving Katsuya.
Thursday, September 10, 2009 at 8:02 AM
She’s not high fiving his penis
What would it be like without John Mayer?
I’ll never stop slagging him but I also don’t want him to stop asking to be slagged.
So there was a story circulating yesterday that John Mayer has been secretly urinating on Kristin Cavallari from Laguna Beach/The Hills – click here for more.
As you know, John loves it when we talk about him. And he loves it even more that he has an opportunity to talk about himself.
Of course he took to his Twitter http://twitter.com/johncmayer immediately to address the rumour.
How do I put this like a gentleman...I have never high fived Kristin Cavalari with my penis.
If he had stopped there, it would have been funny. But you know John. He kept going…
I'm sure she's a wonderful gal but we have never tasted the Skittles Rainbow together.
My Milli has never slam danced with her Vanilli.
I have never Bensoned her Hedges, nor have I attempted to Bartle her James.
Then, becoming increasingly turned on, he promptly jerked himself off to one of his new songs.
This is Kristin yesterday loving the spotlight. She probably circulated the story herself.
And John a few days ago leaving Katsuya.
Thursday, September 10, 2009 at 8:02 AM
http://www.laineygossip.com/Tranny_Ego_Blow_blind_item.aspx
I’ve been saving up. There’s an even smuttier one to come later. But it’s almost Christmas. Christmas is about gossip gifts. This one is NOT FOR PRUDES.
He was working out one day at the gym and a well known tranny caught his eye. So he gave her the signal and they ended up in the bathroom where he told her it wasn’t the first time he’d been with a tranny and then she blew him and the entire time it was all cocktalk as he kept asking her “Do you know whose dick you’re sucking…?” like she was supposed to be honoured by his penis in her mouth. With him, it’s always about ego. Even when he’s being serviced, he still needs affirmation for his ego. Hilariously though, at the time, she had no clue she was helping herself to an award winning artist.
Not 50 Cent. Not Justin Timberlake. Not Josh Groban.
Tuesday, December 22, 2009 at 9:11 AM
Update (10/13/10):
denial 1: 50 Cent, Justin Timberlake & Josh Groban
clue?
denial 2: Eminem
denial 3: David Foster
I’ve been saving up. There’s an even smuttier one to come later. But it’s almost Christmas. Christmas is about gossip gifts. This one is NOT FOR PRUDES.
He was working out one day at the gym and a well known tranny caught his eye. So he gave her the signal and they ended up in the bathroom where he told her it wasn’t the first time he’d been with a tranny and then she blew him and the entire time it was all cocktalk as he kept asking her “Do you know whose dick you’re sucking…?” like she was supposed to be honoured by his penis in her mouth. With him, it’s always about ego. Even when he’s being serviced, he still needs affirmation for his ego. Hilariously though, at the time, she had no clue she was helping herself to an award winning artist.
Not 50 Cent. Not Justin Timberlake. Not Josh Groban.
Tuesday, December 22, 2009 at 9:11 AM
Update (10/13/10):
denial 1: 50 Cent, Justin Timberlake & Josh Groban
clue?
denial 2: Eminem
denial 3: David Foster
http://www.laineygossip.com/intro_08oct08.aspx
PS. RDJ wasn’t this disappointing. Also not John Mayer
Wednesday, October 08, 2008
PS. RDJ wasn’t this disappointing. Also not John Mayer
Wednesday, October 08, 2008
Thursday, January 24, 2008
PPPPS. Cheater Uninterrupted is not Justin Timberlake or Sting or Tony Parker. Also not John Mayer.
PPPPS. Cheater Uninterrupted is not Justin Timberlake or Sting or Tony Parker. Also not John Mayer.
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