Showing posts with label Christina Aguilera. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Christina Aguilera. Show all posts

"Post Partum Flirtation" reveal #3

http://www.laineygossip.com/Christina_Aguilera_Jordan_Bratman_split_12oct10.aspx

Maybe she’s bored for a while

They were married when she was just 24. And marriage is hard enough without the craziness of celebrity. That they made is this far is an achievement. After all, with baby, that period post-partum, they’ve had their challenges.

Us Weekly is reporting exclusively that Christina Aguilera and Jordan Bratman are over. Apparently, like Cox and Arquette, it’s been a few months now. They’re working out their money and custody issues, probably in that order.

Why?

Oh don’t forget, she may not have imploded as spectacularly as Britney Spears but it’s not like they’re not the same in that way. They grew up in that fame bubble. They’re nuts. And there’s boredom and unquenchable curiosity and boundary issues and temptation and particularly for her right now that fear that she’s over, that in the age of Lady Gaga, there might not be any room for her anymore.

What are the odds of success in maintaining a marriage in the face of all that?

Nothing like a new flirtation anyway to invigorate a career. And save it with the lack of compassion accusation. She sold her wedding and baby photos. I mean, isn’t that the game we’re playing here?

Tuesday, October 12, 2010 at 9:13 AM


Post Partum Flirtation

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"Body or Baby?" it's not...

http://www.laineygossip.com/Smutty_Tingles_16Oct08.aspx

Smutty Tingle

No lap band for her (IDLYITW)

Thursday, October 16, 2008 at 11:23 AM
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"Because he ignores her," it's not...

http://www.laineygossip.com/Smutty_Tingles_02Oct08.aspx

Smutty Tingle

This woman is NOT being ignored (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

Thursday, October 02, 2008 at 11:38 AM
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"Banning Bottles," it's not...

Tuesday, September 09, 2008

PS. Bottles are allowed at Christina Aguilera’s.

Banning Bottles
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"Post Partum Flirtation" revealed

http://www.laineygossip.com/Christina_Aguilera_in_New_York_with_husband_Jordan_Bratman_to_promote_her_fragrance_Inspire.aspx

Christina Aguilera was in New York yesterday to debut her fragrance Inspire. Celebrity colognes always confound me. First – who’s dumb enough to believe these people actually use their own sh*t? And second – they may look better than we do, but do they smell better than we do? Really?

As far as Christina is concerned, why would you want to smell like someone who needs grey shadow to fill in her brows?

Any shade of brown? Of course. Black? A bit severe, but sure. Grey? You need to badly f&ck up your own colouring and bleach out your own hair to require a grey brow fill.

This is Christina Aguilera. All platinum and tits on various occasions around the city, capping off her evening out for dinner with her husband Jordan. By all accounts, the two have managed to regroup following a bout of recklessness that thankfully did not result in any lasting damage.

Word is it’s important for him to keep her busy and motivated, especially when she gets that gleam in her eye, not unlike the one you see here.

What is it with these Disney kids?

Wednesday, September 03, 2008 at 6:30 AM
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"Post Partum Flirtation" reveal

http://www.laineygossip.com/Bored_Christina_Aguilera_courts_paparazzi_at_the_Ivy.aspx

By now it’s no secret, not even to the MiniVan Majority – there is only one reason to go the Ivy. And it isn’t the food. This is why usually at the Ivy, it’s B list at best.

But check out Christina Aguilera the other day, creating a pap frenzy on her way out of the Ivy after lunch. After apparently running out of appropriate ways to exercise her baby boredom and perhaps fearing that she’s becoming more irrelevant by the day, Christina pulled the most desperate move ever.

So desperate. And SO embarrassing.

That a girl who has sold so many records, who has legitimate talent, has to resort to this. To baiting the paparazzi on Robertson.

Tara Reid baits the paparazzi on Robertson. Why is Christina Aguilera baiting the paparazzi on Robertson? Sad, non?

Monday, June 30, 2008 at 12:35 PM
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"Post Partum Flirtation" clue

http://www.laineygossip.com/Christina_Aguilera_and_Max_on_cover_of_People.aspx

Looks like People Magazine outbid the others for the first photos of Christina Aguilera with her baby Max. How much is that baby on the magazine cover?

I wonder if she nurses him at home with a full face of makeup. Am now obsessed with seeing what Christina looks like these days without it caked on.

People Magazine with Christina on the cover is on newsstands today.

Wednesday, February 13, 2008 at 10:39 AM

Post Partum Flirtation

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http://www.laineygossip.com/Post_Partum_Flirtation.aspx

Had a baby not too long ago, supposedly a happy family. But there’s been a little blip. And it’s not just the late nights. Seems she’s been a little bored with domesticity and has had a naughty flirtation. Saucy text messages and heated exchanges, some suggestive touching and closed door petting were spicing up her life but the subject of her giddy infatuation was not the father of her child. They didn’t seal the deal but it came very, very close.

Even worse, he was a friend and a business associate of her significant other who found out about the illicit activity and shut it down quickly, sending angry missives back to the betrayer to “stay the f&ck away” from her. As a result, the dude is out of a job. And, finding himself unemployed, he has saved the email evidence and is threatening to go public, sell them off to one of the rags. Word is they are in the process of paying him off.

She meanwhile is repentant and has redevoted herself to her relationship after groveling successfully for forgiveness.

Crisis temporarily averted…but for how long?

Monday, June 09, 2008 at 6:29 AM

Update (10/12/10):
clue (baby reference)
denial 1: Salma Hayek

denial 2: Halle Berry
denial 3: Heidi Klum
denial 4: Jennifer Lopez
denial 5: Salma Hayek

reveal 1
reveal 2
reveal 3


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"The Third Person," it's not...

http://www.laineygossip.com/Last_Word_for_Wednesday_July_26_2006.aspx

The Third Person
is not Christina Aguilera. It is, however, her competition

Wednesday, July 26, 2006


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