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Banning Bottles

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If motherhood is so rewarding, and what she’s been waiting for her entire life, why is it that there is no evidence of motherhood in her home? Particularly accessories. Pottery Barn doesn’t sell baby bottles.

Which could be why she insists on banning them from the house?

How does she feed her child when there are no bottles in the house?

Well… it’s because she doesn’t feed her child. It’s because the nannies feed her child. The nannies do everything for the child all days of the week. The nannies nanny morning and night while she works morning and night.

Perhaps that’s how she can justify her mandates: no bottles in the house, only bottles in the nanny trailers. She’s the modern mom?

Thursday, September 04, 2008 at 8:45 AM

Update (11/11/08):

denial 1: Halle Berry
denial 2: Angelina Jolie & Salma Hayek
denial 3: Christina Aguilera
denial 4: Marcia Cross
denial 5: Nicole Ritchie
clue
denial 6: Naomi Watts
reveal 1
reveal 2
reveal 3

reveal 4




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