When jiggly… blame Photoshoppe (The Blemish )
Monday, May 12, 2008 at 8:07 AM
Showing posts with label Paris Hilton. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Paris Hilton. Show all posts
http://www.laineygossip.com/Smutty_Tingles_May_12_2008.aspx
When jiggly… blame Photoshoppe (The Blemish )
Monday, May 12, 2008 at 8:07 AM
When jiggly… blame Photoshoppe (The Blemish )
Monday, May 12, 2008 at 8:07 AM
http://laineygossip.com/Nicole_Kidman_Keith_Urban_baby_bump_at_CMA_2008_arrivals.aspx
She is as obvious as Ebola on a photo opp. Can you imagine? An Oscar winner having to stoop down to Paris Hilton’s level? This is now Nicole Kidman’s reality.
Gran showed up with a noticeably bigger bump at the Country Music Awards the other night holding on to her belly in nearly every.single.photo. I know this because my husband is photo editing while I one finger type and he said in a series of like 500 images from several agencies there are maybe 3 of Granny givin’ it a rest.
What’s more believable: Granny Freeze’s pregnancy or the GMD’s heterosexuality?
You see now why they really were the perfect couple?
On the plus side, Gran’s face is as flawless as ever – the poster geriatric for pregnancy botox. Cosmetic surgeons are rejoicing everywhere.
Tuesday, May 20, 2008 at 5:57 AM
She is as obvious as Ebola on a photo opp. Can you imagine? An Oscar winner having to stoop down to Paris Hilton’s level? This is now Nicole Kidman’s reality.
Gran showed up with a noticeably bigger bump at the Country Music Awards the other night holding on to her belly in nearly every.single.photo. I know this because my husband is photo editing while I one finger type and he said in a series of like 500 images from several agencies there are maybe 3 of Granny givin’ it a rest.
What’s more believable: Granny Freeze’s pregnancy or the GMD’s heterosexuality?
You see now why they really were the perfect couple?
On the plus side, Gran’s face is as flawless as ever – the poster geriatric for pregnancy botox. Cosmetic surgeons are rejoicing everywhere.
Tuesday, May 20, 2008 at 5:57 AM
http://laineygossip.com/Photo_Negotiation.aspx
She says she is free and fabulous, embarking on a new chapter in her life, and recently went in for a little touch-me-up in the chest area. Some changes leave things super saggy and the sagging never stops. Which is why she opens up the scar between her tits once a year – a scar that is visible in person but oddly enough, never in photographs.
What she does, you see, is she barters with the paps. She wheels and deals and offers to give it up for them if they go home and click away her breast scabs. So they shake on it and she does something outrageous to guarantee they sell her pictures with what looks like baby’s skin on her chest, and everybody’s happy.
Protecting oneself against bad pictures is one thing…but what about arranging bad pictures for your enemy? There’s another celebrity who not only works with the paps to pimp out herself, she also works with them to make sure those she detests are not only photographed badly but also touched DOWN to look especially horrid. She’ll either give up exclusive tips or exclusive shots on herself in exchange for a photographic smear job on those she hates. Like doctoring images to reveal unflattering body parts, receding hairlines, pimples, and especially fat.
The paparazzi aren’t the real scum…
Friday, May 16, 2008 at 8:06 AM
Update (3/31/09):
poll
denial 1 (for subject 1): Pamela Anderson
denial 2 (for subject 1): Pamela Anderson
clue? (Star Jones)
subject 2 confirmation (Paris Hilton)
subject 2 revealed
subject 2 detail
http://www.laineygossip.com/ArticleDetail.aspx?ID=3278
Don't bother with:
Tara Reid, Paris Hilton, or Kimberly Stewart
Wednesday, February 01, 2006
http://www.laineygossip.com/Nicole_Richie_Hugh_Grant_Mischa_Barton_Team_Richie_strikes_back.aspx
The claws are coming out and this time, a member of Team Richie is stepping up and calling Paris out.
But first - let’s get one thing straight. Paris Hilton gives great head. She is also reportedly a really great f&ck. But unlike the legions of porn star/non heiress whores before her, she has managed to parlay these Goddess given talents into a headline making career. Nevermind that we don’t know exactly what her job is. Give the girl some credit for landing on the A-minus list simply by virtue of staying on her back with her legs up in the air. The problem for Paris is that in doing so - in establishing herself as a celebrity with no other credentials other than spreading as often and as wide as possible - she is alienating almost every legitimate star in Hollywood beyond the usual slate of party sluts on the club scene. And while Paris clearly doesn’t give a sh*t what an old bat like Shirley MacLaine thinks of her, it appears the criticism is now hitting a little closer to home, coming from the ranks of other well photographed, well recognized young poplets who actually do matter in her incestuous little world.
Granted, I don’t think much of Mischa Barton’s acting abilities. At least not the ones I’ve seen on The O.C. I do however give her top style points. And when you consider the notorious assemblage of riffraff that has defined Young Hollywood of late, she doesn’t fare too badly in the class department either. Sure, her taste in men could use some work and yes, of course I’ve heard the rumours of a predilection towards the kind of “happiness” that keeps Jennifer Aniston in size 0 jeans, but hey – in this town, I can think of a lot worse.
So Mischa Barton was interviewed by the 3am girls at the UK Daily Mirror the other night and my girl had some fighting words for Paris. Here are the goods straight from her mouth:
'Paris isn't my rival. I met her one or two times and she's making out there's this big rivalry between us and there so isn't. She seems to hate everyone around her age who is more successful. Silly bitch. I tuned into the Brits because I like to know what's going on in British music and I saw her and I was like 'what?', she was coming out with all this ridiculous stuff like 'I love London because whatever'. Purleese.'
Oh and the best part? “She DOES steal people’s boyfriends!” Finally! Confirmation at last!
And a very, very interesting move from Team Richie which has, for the most part, taken a defense-only approach to this war.
So why the sudden aggression? Needless to say, Mischa likely hasn’t gotten over the “fat” comment thrown at her by Nicky Hilton a couple of weeks ago. But there is also a little bit of sabotage going on. As we all know, Paris’s wide reaching ambitions haven’t moved with lightning speed these days. There’s been talk of a highly anticipated full length album which has yet to earn a release date and then there’s her fledgling film career, highlighted by a straight to dvd slasher flick and a thinly disguised Girls Gone Wild sorority movie called Pledge This which still hasn’t graced theatres despite having wrapped ages and ages and ages ago.
Perhaps sensing vulnerability in the Hilton bravado, especially since Paris’s book and fragrance sales haven’t exactly reached blockbuster status, Mischa and Co. are launching a subtle attack, and the timing couldn’t be better. Obviously, Paris’s prospects for career longevity don’t look great but while Mischa certainly won’t win an Oscar like ever I think it’s safe to say that with a steady role on tv and respectable movie offers coming in, she’s got a helluva lot more to contribute than her competitive counterpart. Yes, gossips. I am officially on Team Richie, starvation and all. Because I’ll take skin and bones over Paris Hilton’s overstretched and overused vaginal flaps any day of the week.
Tuesday, February 21, 2006
http://www.laineygossip.com/The_Rich_Wretch_Too.aspx
Who was in Toronto the other night, attempting to dance while her ex BFF’s ex fiancé worked the tables, and ended up spending half the night in the staff toilet drunk off her tree wretching her face off, irritating employees and sending them scurrying for disinfectant and antibiotics for fear of viral contamination?
It IS who you think it is.
Friday, September 07, 2007 at 7:15 AM
http://www.laineygossip.com/Lindsay_Lohan_Paris_Hilton_Nicky_Hilton_Bad_Habits.aspx
it’s not Tara. It’s not Angelina (would I EVER say Angelina is unattractive???), it’s not Paris Hilton, and it’s not Lindsay Lohan.
Wednesday, September 07, 2005
it’s not Tara. It’s not Angelina (would I EVER say Angelina is unattractive???), it’s not Paris Hilton, and it’s not Lindsay Lohan.
Wednesday, September 07, 2005
Oh she's a famewhore, alright. One of the best. She loves the spotlight, she fights for the spotlight, and she will likely only stay in the spotlight if she keeps up her attention seeking antics, which run the gamut from a very active sex life to legal entanglements to professional feuds and now, it seems we've even added enhancements to the list. As in nipple enhancements. As in nipple injections. Look, I didn't even know til just recently that you could even do that. I also didn't know, as cynical as I am about Hollywood, that it's actually more common than you think. Actresses get their cherries shot up so that their nubbins will perk up, resulting in major protrusion that lasts several weeks, visible right through their shirts, visible on tv, visible on film, and ensuring that All.Eyes.Are.On.Them.
Now back to the famewhore. She's had 'em done. She's thrilled with them. Except that no one really noticed. Which means she'll be doing her best to show them off everywhere. Stay tuned.
Don't bother with:
Jennifer Aniston
Jessica Simpson
Britney Spears
Tuesday, January 24, 2006
Denial 1: Jennifer Aniston, Jessica Simpson & Britney Spears
Denial 2: Pamela Anderson
Denial 3: Kate Moss
Denial 4: Sienna Miller
Denial 5: Kirsten Dunst
Denial 6: Anna Nicole Smith
Denial 7: Tara Reid
Denial 8: Kate Bosworth
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