PPS. Smack no kids is not Demi and Ashton or Eva Longoria and Tony Parker.
Thursday, March 19, 2009
Showing posts with label Ashton Kutcher. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Ashton Kutcher. Show all posts
http://www.laineygossip.com/intro_19mar09.aspx
PPS. Smack no kids is not Demi and Ashton or Eva Longoria and Tony Parker.
Thursday, March 19, 2009
PPS. Smack no kids is not Demi and Ashton or Eva Longoria and Tony Parker.
Thursday, March 19, 2009
http://www.laineygossip.com/Intro_02mar09.aspx
PS. Demi & Ashton, while douchey together, were not starving together.
Monday, March 02, 2009
PS. Demi & Ashton, while douchey together, were not starving together.
Monday, March 02, 2009
http://laineygossip.com/Ashton_Kutcher_and_Demi_Moore_leaving_Saturday_Night_Live_Afterparty.aspx
Did you watch SNL? First and final sketches were my favourites. And Kristin Wiig is the sh*t. Angelina Jolaire… remember that? Hee.
So Ashton hosted, was competent, and also so so so hot. Because when Ashton shaves, Ashton is gorgeous. And he looks amazing in clothes. Perfect pants, shirts that fit well, hair that works messy, hair that works neat. Just too bad he has his head up his own ass and he clearly doesn’t see the irony in satirising someone as sanctimonious as John Mayer while failing to acknowledge the same attributes in himself.
See attached of Ashton’s Mayer parody – the facial gymnastics weren’t half bad – and also of Ashton and Demi “hating” the paps while leaving the SNL afterparty Saturday night. Love that they’re always wardrobe coordinated. Love that they’re still together. Love that he is so unabashedly into his wife. Love that they’ve proved everyone wrong. All of us. Don’t lie. You too.
Monday, April 14, 2008 at 7:18 AM
Did you watch SNL? First and final sketches were my favourites. And Kristin Wiig is the sh*t. Angelina Jolaire… remember that? Hee.
So Ashton hosted, was competent, and also so so so hot. Because when Ashton shaves, Ashton is gorgeous. And he looks amazing in clothes. Perfect pants, shirts that fit well, hair that works messy, hair that works neat. Just too bad he has his head up his own ass and he clearly doesn’t see the irony in satirising someone as sanctimonious as John Mayer while failing to acknowledge the same attributes in himself.
See attached of Ashton’s Mayer parody – the facial gymnastics weren’t half bad – and also of Ashton and Demi “hating” the paps while leaving the SNL afterparty Saturday night. Love that they’re always wardrobe coordinated. Love that they’re still together. Love that he is so unabashedly into his wife. Love that they’ve proved everyone wrong. All of us. Don’t lie. You too.
Monday, April 14, 2008 at 7:18 AM
http://laineygossip.com/Victoria_Beckham_drives_personalised_Porsche.aspx
Better this I say than the punk ass hypocrites like Avril Lavigne and Ebola and even Ashton who claim they don’t want the attention and need it the next minute when they have something to sell.
Posh will never say she doesn’t want the attention. Which is she drives around in a f&cking white Porsche emblazoned with her initials. How can you not love her? This bitch makes my life. And she makes no secret of the fact that she asked for this. The shutter is like her oxygen. She said as much in Vogue UK in her cover issue:
You know what? You make your bed, you lie in it. If David and I go out and have a nice dinner in London, you’re going to get photographed. I get seen when I want to be seen, at the end of the day.
She gets seen when they want to be seen.
Same goes for Brad and Angelina, same goes for Nicole Kidman, same goes for Jennifer Garner, same goes for all of them. Which is why a show like Pop Fiction is so full of shit. Ashton exposing the media for the frenzy? Punking the paparazzi?
Bitch… please!
How ‘bout this Ashton? How about exposing the celebrities for their DEPENDENCE on the paparazzi? How the f&ck do you think Rumer Willis got a job?
Tuesday, March 11, 2008 at 11:20 AM
Better this I say than the punk ass hypocrites like Avril Lavigne and Ebola and even Ashton who claim they don’t want the attention and need it the next minute when they have something to sell.
Posh will never say she doesn’t want the attention. Which is she drives around in a f&cking white Porsche emblazoned with her initials. How can you not love her? This bitch makes my life. And she makes no secret of the fact that she asked for this. The shutter is like her oxygen. She said as much in Vogue UK in her cover issue:
You know what? You make your bed, you lie in it. If David and I go out and have a nice dinner in London, you’re going to get photographed. I get seen when I want to be seen, at the end of the day.
She gets seen when they want to be seen.
Same goes for Brad and Angelina, same goes for Nicole Kidman, same goes for Jennifer Garner, same goes for all of them. Which is why a show like Pop Fiction is so full of shit. Ashton exposing the media for the frenzy? Punking the paparazzi?
Bitch… please!
How ‘bout this Ashton? How about exposing the celebrities for their DEPENDENCE on the paparazzi? How the f&ck do you think Rumer Willis got a job?
Tuesday, March 11, 2008 at 11:20 AM
http://laineygossip.com/Boys_Are_Bitches_too.aspx
And not just the gay ones.
He is happily attached but his entire persona pre-commitment was based on the fact that he was just a dude. An immature funloving dude. An un-Hollywood dude who routinely pointed out the Hollywood hypocrisy of many other Hollywood dudes and douchebags.
Now he’s a big star in an A List relationship. Which of course gives him the right to act like a self important little big twat. But how f&cking spiritual is this?
Photo shoot this weekend for a gadget company he endorses. He too pulls out the primadonna moves:
Shows up 3 hours late. And again – don’t look at me, don’t talk to me, don’t even sneeze in my direction, and yes… it was made clear that he preferred to be alone with the photographer between frames, necessitating a run and gun scramble from the crew, meaning the photographer would have to holler for help in a different room every time an adjustment needed to be made.
Can you imagine? Can you imagine verbalising that order? Don’t look at me and don’t talk to me? When did that become ok?
Word is this is not unusual. It’s actually standard procedure where he’s concerned. On another occasion, he was particularly demanding when it came to his favourite tea, steeped for exactly 6 minutes, always needs to be piping hot even if he doesn’t touch it, can’t be microwaved, and he doesn’t like boiled tap water either. He wanted boiled bottled water. A special brand.
It never, ever stops. And it’s even worse when he’s with her. Apparently her makeup brushes have to be cleaned in special water too.
Monday, March 03, 2008 at 1:54 PM
Update (7/8/08):
denial 1: Matthew McConaughey & Leonardo DiCaprio
denial 2: Tom Brady, Justin Timberlake & Jake Gyllenhaal
reveal 1
reveal 2
Monday, February 04, 2008
PPPPS. Just As She Is is not about Eric Bana. Not Tom Selleck. Not Ashton Kutcher. Not Eric Dane. Not Matthew Broderick.
PPPPS. Just As She Is is not about Eric Bana. Not Tom Selleck. Not Ashton Kutcher. Not Eric Dane. Not Matthew Broderick.
http://www.laineygossip.com/Demi_Moore_From_Head_Groupie_Demi_and_Ashton_cling_to_love.aspx
Demi Moore? the heart throb stealing milf is finally realizing he's out of her league…
Dear Head Groupie,
WAY off. Sorry. If anything, Ashton’s devotion to his preternaturally preserved bride is stronger than ever. Spend more time looking for an opposite in age discrepancy. And much less Kabbalist influence while we’re at it.
Tuesday, January 31, 2006
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