"How he lost it" reveal

http://www.laineygossip.com/Selena_Gomez_and_Justin_Bieber_go_on_an_IHOP_date_10dec10.aspx

16 & 18

Oh the modern teen.

So TMZ caught Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez at the IHOP in Philly the other day. Apparently they were on a date and held hands and giggled. Over pancakes. Sounds about right, right? Click here if you haven’t yet seen the photo of them leaving arm in arm. If you have a 12 year old who seems particularly forlorn today, this would be why.

Bieber is 16. Selena is 18.

When I was 18, there was no f-cking way I was dating a 16 year old. When I was 18, it was either my grade or much older. It was only when I got older that I started testing the limits of gay math. But this is not the point. The point is, for the modern teenage girl, does Bieber’s fever fame trump the younger age gap? If you polled ten 18 year old regular civilian girls right now, and asked them if they’d date Bieber, two years their junior, would they say yes because he’s THE Justin Bieber? Like, check out that picture. Because she has to hunch to be as short as he is.

There’s also the matter of this generation and their lover-sharing. Everyone in every friend circle ends up, at one time or another, messing around with everyone else. Taylor Lautner/Selena Gomez/Taylor Swift. Nikki Reed/Robert Pattinson/Kristen Stewart. Vanessa/Dan/Serena/Nate/Blair/Chuck. Ebola Hilton/Brody Jenner/Avril Lavigne. Now Demi Lovato/Justin Bieber/Selena Gomez. There are SO many examples. But it makes an already tense Lovato/Gomez situation even more so, non?

Photos attached of Selena and Bieber performing at the Jingle Ball the other night after their date.

Friday, December 10, 2010 at 11:54 AM

How he lost it

"How he lost it" reveal

"How he lost it" clue

http://www.laineygossip.com/Weekly_Live_Blog_02nov10.aspx

[Comment From Mina ]
Lainey and Sarah... there is lots of speculation that Demi checked into rehab for coke, sex problems, and an eating disorder. thoughts or confirmations? denials? do you know?

Lainey: Mina - there are a lot of rumours flying around about her alleged promiscuity. I don't know if I believe all of it, but I believe *some* of it. They all have eating disorders. Some just manage it better than others. And she has the full list of other sh-t that comes with child stardom too. So all in all, it's a long list of drama.

Tuesday, November 02, 2010 at 11:56 AM

How he lost it

"How he lost it" clue

How he lost it

http://www.laineygossip.com/How_He_Lost_It_Blind_Riddle_02nov10.aspx

What’s “it”? What else?

He gave it to a more experienced older woman, if you can call her that, also living the public life and with it all its attendant miseries. Which could explain why she chose to, um, initiate him the way she did. Because his first time was certainly not conventional, at least not when I was growing up, but then again, maybe that’s what they do at summer camp now: losing your virginity through the backdoor...? Like he doesn’t have enough to swagger about these days, he also gets to boast about the fact that he’s already tried what so many boys to men and grown men want to try so badly. Now that’s a story that he can tell forever, and probably will, in a few years, when everyone stops caring.

Tuesday, November 02, 2010 at 7:22 AM

Update (03/15/11):

denial 1: Joe Jonas & Ashley Greene
clue 1
clue 2/denial 2: Kim Kardashian
denial 3 & 4: Alex Rodriguez & Cory Monteith
denial 5: Natalie Portman
clue 3
reveal

How he lost it

The Smutty Shout-Out

http://www.laineygossip.com/Smutty_ShoutOuts_28may10.aspx

Don’t have a juicy blind but I do have a rather pedestrian one about a girl whose mom has no idea she likes inviting strange men into her hotel rooms to f-ck and snort. Is that ok?

Friday, May 28, 2010 at 6:57 AM

Update (5/31/10):
denial 1: Miley Cyrus

The Smutty Shout-Out