PPS. Bro Massage is not Brad Pitt and Sean Penn. Also not Keith Urban and Brad Paisley. And not Jude Law and Ewan McGregor.
Friday, June 19, 2009
Showing posts with label Keith Urban. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Keith Urban. Show all posts
http://www.laineygossip.com/intro_19jun09.aspx
PPS. Bro Massage is not Brad Pitt and Sean Penn. Also not Keith Urban and Brad Paisley. And not Jude Law and Ewan McGregor.
Friday, June 19, 2009
PPS. Bro Massage is not Brad Pitt and Sean Penn. Also not Keith Urban and Brad Paisley. And not Jude Law and Ewan McGregor.
Friday, June 19, 2009
http://www.laineygossip.com/intro_17dec08.aspx
PS. Cuba is not Christian Bale. Chocolate is not Keith Urban. But I love that you guessed him. Heh.
Wednesday, December 17, 2008
PS. Cuba is not Christian Bale. Chocolate is not Keith Urban. But I love that you guessed him. Heh.
Wednesday, December 17, 2008
http://www.laineygossip.com/Nicole_Kidmans_three_lips_on_Oprah_.aspx
Just to finish off the thought from before about Granny Freeze Nicole Kidman on Oprah… those lips are now my new obsession. Specifically the lip ridge. Because whatever she’s injecting into them is causing a split on the upper half and so when she tries to move or stretch it, the swelling buckles into a ridge right down the middle. From some angles then it actually looks like she has THREE lips.
Right?
Video is below. But consider yourself warned. Major time sucker. You can lose an entire day in examining those lips.
Anyway…
Gran was honoured last night at the Glamour Women of the Year Awards in New York and showed off her two tone Cruella hair, and her breast feeders because, yes, she truly did give birth! She also brought along the husband who dutifully kissed her for the cameras and made Chace Crawford jealous with the superiority of his flat iron. Hair like that, for me, is a dealbreaker. Just saying.
In all fairness though, as far as freeze fright is concerned, Granny wasn’t so scary on this night. Or maybe we’re just numb to the icy landscape.
And then there’s the Rossum. While accepting her award, Nicole offered this cheese:
'Three years ago I had a wonderful career. I was getting movie offers. I had an Oscar. I had beautiful children. But there was something missing; I wasn't loved. 'A man came along and said, "Let me take you to Tennessee." There he told me, "You deserve to be loved. Let me love you." And I did. So thank you, Keith.'
Once upon a time, Keith Urban liked his women fleshy and wild. Once upon a time he’d get into a pool with Kid Rock and they’d come one after another, girl after girl, bikini after bikini, wet and skanky and ready to get dirty.
Then Australia’s princess came along and he was transformed. He saved her. And she saved him back. And they lived happily ever after.
Do you believe in fairy tales?
Tuesday, November 11, 2008 at 6:36 AM
Just to finish off the thought from before about Granny Freeze Nicole Kidman on Oprah… those lips are now my new obsession. Specifically the lip ridge. Because whatever she’s injecting into them is causing a split on the upper half and so when she tries to move or stretch it, the swelling buckles into a ridge right down the middle. From some angles then it actually looks like she has THREE lips.
Right?
Video is below. But consider yourself warned. Major time sucker. You can lose an entire day in examining those lips.
Anyway…
Gran was honoured last night at the Glamour Women of the Year Awards in New York and showed off her two tone Cruella hair, and her breast feeders because, yes, she truly did give birth! She also brought along the husband who dutifully kissed her for the cameras and made Chace Crawford jealous with the superiority of his flat iron. Hair like that, for me, is a dealbreaker. Just saying.
In all fairness though, as far as freeze fright is concerned, Granny wasn’t so scary on this night. Or maybe we’re just numb to the icy landscape.
And then there’s the Rossum. While accepting her award, Nicole offered this cheese:
'Three years ago I had a wonderful career. I was getting movie offers. I had an Oscar. I had beautiful children. But there was something missing; I wasn't loved. 'A man came along and said, "Let me take you to Tennessee." There he told me, "You deserve to be loved. Let me love you." And I did. So thank you, Keith.'
Once upon a time, Keith Urban liked his women fleshy and wild. Once upon a time he’d get into a pool with Kid Rock and they’d come one after another, girl after girl, bikini after bikini, wet and skanky and ready to get dirty.
Then Australia’s princess came along and he was transformed. He saved her. And she saved him back. And they lived happily ever after.
Do you believe in fairy tales?
Tuesday, November 11, 2008 at 6:36 AM
http://laineygossip.com/Keith_Urban_Nicole_Kidman_Keith_Urban_The_NonMarital_Affair.aspx
Keith Urban: The Non-Marital Affair?
That's the story according to this week's issue of The National Enquirer. And before you snort with disbelief, which I can understand, please remember they're making an impressive surge these days, with 2 huge coups of late including breaking the Farrah Fawcett cancer story last week and being the first before all major outlets to report on the Grey's Anatomy drama this past Monday.
Not bad, better than Life & Style, and therefore not to be overlooked, especially since the Kidman/Urban fameseeking nuptials haven't exactly conjured an air of authenticity.
So here's the dirt: according to the magazine, Keith cheated on Nicole 'during an unofficial bachelor party' with a porn star in March. It went down in Los Angeles, the woman told all her friends, one friend told the Enquirer, and even passed a lie detector test. I know, I know…it's the fucking dirtiest tabloid trash ever - do you LOVE it???
Other highlights? It started off with a 3 girl striptease which was narrowed to one, Keith propositioned his favourite, they snuck away, and they spent the next 3 hours discovering each other - in case you're wondering, she said he was 'sensational'
But still…Keith Urban would never, ever, ever cheat on Nicole Kidman, right? After all, in recent interviews he *says* he's found The One! His lobster, his Frozen Forever, his True Blue Blonde - what's to question, what's to doubt?
Here they are, new photos supposedly taken this week, after several weeks without pics, someone from Nashville told me this morning, 'ya'll must think we walk around with pho-togs around but we don't. But they always know where those two are!'
Hmmm…ain't that the truth. And ain't that convenient too.
Anyway, I'm told Nicole flew in for some quality time and a photo opp or two, and then flew away again very recently - to Rome for the premiere of Fur - withOUT Keith who is staying at home, getting ready for the release of his new album which, some say, has a decidely rock 'n' roll flavour. Is someone's jock getting too big for Country?
Thanks to Claudia for the pics...
Friday, October 13, 2006
http://laineygossip.com/Keith_Urban_Kenny_Chesney_Jude_Law_On_Keith_on_career_on_Mrs_Urban.aspx
On Keith, on career, on Mrs Urban
No…the REAL Mrs Urban - as in his mother.
Finally a peep from Nashville and since it's now October, can we all agree Nicole Kidman is NOT pregnant? Can we also all agree that Nicole Kidman really wanted you to *think* that she was pregnant? I'll spare you the gloat but I'm telling you - never was there a more public engagement, a more public wedding, and a more public invitation to baby speculation…unless you count every move of the Cruise, but I guess that's no coincidence either, is it?
Still…for a while there, since Nicole really is so bloody talented, I declared pro-love for the Kidmans. The affectionate Nashville romantic promenades timed perfectly for the arrival of the pappies, the visits to the gym, shopping at Target for a Swiffer in a Bentley - heady from the fumes of their wonderfully played fraud, I said A for effort…sure, why not?
But every honeymoon comes to an end, even the Hollywood ones, and back in Country Music reality, things aren't sounding so good, at least not according to those watching closely. New rumours have surfaced around town that Keith's mother doesn't like Keith's wife, doesn't like the 'media circus' and the new level of scrutiny brought on by his marriage. Nashville spies say she's around a lot when Nicole is out of town, like a few days ago when Nicole was in London, but stays away when Nicole returns - and this is a woman who was gifted with her own tour bus pre-Freeze.
Having said that, the parental Urbans are supposedly also fully aware of the arrangements and have allegedly been recruited to do their parts for photo opps when summoned, hence the various 'family hike' pics you've seen dotting the Kidman/Urban romantic landscape - according to Nashville spies something Mama has objected to in the past, quite vocally I'm told, to the point of, so they say, a loud argument with Keith about a month before the original wedding date in March, and overheard by members of his entourage. In Nicole's defence though - who hasn't had to deal with an overbearing Mother in Law? Besides, that's not her biggest problem.
Keith's new record - inspired by their love - drops in less than a month. Many Nashville insiders report 'it's not his best work', unimpressed by the effort, unimpressed by what's been called a new 'air' about him, 'too busy playing star for the media instead of an artist creating an art form he claims is like breathing to him'. It's an attitude some fans are protesting, after what's being called a dismal performance in Atlanta few days ago during which he arrived almost an hour late and then only played for a short 70 minutes much to the disappointment of his followers, which is why everyone is predicting a CMA Entertainer of the Year win for Kenny Chesney, unless Nicole decides to 'buy it for him for his birthday'.Hee.
However, it's not all bad news. The first single off the album has been doing well, something attributed to the increase in exposure generated after becoming Nicole's husband. Encouraged by these results, observers speculate the new strategy around his career has been to ease out of the Country Box and reach beyond, with the intent to ride out his existing music contracts and then go in another direction. Word is he's been advised by her people to limit accessibility, a trademark of the Country genre to be sure, but definitely not the approach of Oscar winners and A list Hollywood movers and shakers who keep a measured distance between their own fabulousness and their fans.
Apparently he seems to be heeding her counsel, burying his fanbase under 6 feet of bullsh*t and Botox - a small price to pay I suppose for super mega-stardom, savvy?
http://www.laineygossip.com/ArticleDetail.aspx?ID=4715
Not Heath & Michelle, not Keith & Nicole, not Pete & Kate.
Not Heath & Michelle, not Keith & Nicole, not Pete & Kate.
Monday, October 02, 2006
PPS. Just As She Is: not Alan Rickman, not Antonio Banderas, not Johnny Depp, not Keith Urban who isn’t even in the same neighbourhood as squeaky clean, though the thought of a Sapphic Granny Freeze kinda makes my life. Finally, it’s not Will Smith. Entirely possible, of course, but not the purse you’re looking for.
Friday, February 01, 2008
Friday, February 01, 2008
http://www.laineygossip.com/ArticleDetail.aspx?ID=4528
Nicole Kidman arrived in Vancouver late last week with her parents, a holiday in my part of the world, without the highlights, without the paid escort, super casual, and yes…as usual, pointing pappies in the general direction of her tummy, the same tummy we've been fixated on for the better part of 3 months, the same tummy we've been chronicling since early June, the same tummy that has yet to get bigger every time we see it, keeping the same level of curious puffy that raises the same level of intrigue about her pregnancy status. And yet she's not a famewhore, right?
Whatever.
I have no idea whether or not she's pregnant. I do know however that she wants us to keep wondering whether or not she is. So OK. Let's humour her, shall we? In June she was sporting a bump. If she was knocked up back then, she'd definitely be way showing today. Obviously she wasn't pregnant in June. In July she was sporting another bump. If she was knocked up back then, she'd definitely be way showing today. Obviously she wasn't pregnant in July. So if she wasn't pregnant in June and she wasn’t pregnant in July, could August be the charm? Or will we be wondering about the status of her womb in perpetuity?
Still, I suppose if I were her, I'd probably be concerned about the integrity of her marriage - or at least the *appearance* of integrity - too. Man might not be straying - yet - but he is certainly getting tempted, as least if you believe the following exclusive report from an extra on the set of his new video shoot recently. Here's what she had to say:
I was cast as an extra body on his video shoot in San Francisco. It was a mini concert so I had to jump up and down and pretend to like country music. Anyway what got my attention was where his attention was. There was a girl standing to the side of the stage next to a lguy who looked like he should be working at Hot Topic. She had long brown hair in a ponytail with a baseball cap on and a white t-shirt and jeans and he kept looking over at her.
Every time he'd finish a take, he'd take a swig of water and look over at her. So in between one shoot, she got up and hugged the guy and started walking back into the crowd (where I was). Urban reached down and grabbed his cell phone that was laying right to the outside of the stage area and what do you know? This girl suddenly answers her phone. She kept walking but they were both on their phones for only about 20 sec then they both hung up at the same time. Then the girl drove off in a black BMW. One of the directors asst came over and was talking to Urban but he kept looking over the guys shoulder, watching this car drive away. In the very next segment he screwed up the words and we had to stop the tape.
So then after the shoot, he was thanking us all for being there and he stopped to shake my hand and thank me for my 'enthusiastic participation', but his freeking eyes never looked above neck level. Another extra who I met that day said when she was leaning up against the front of the stage in between shoots, he bent down next to her and put his water bottle right there and said 'Are we having fun yet, baby?' Maybe he's just a friendly guy but I got kind of a wolfhound sleazy vibe from him, like he'd 'accidentally' touch you if he had the chance.
Hmmm…don’t know 'bout you but it sounds like someone still wants to play. Now a retired player is one thing. Wayne Gretzky retired and didn't come back. And then there's the retired player equivalent of Michael Jordan who retires, plays another game, and then returns with a different number before putting on the old jersey again and givin' it another 3 years. So here's the question gossips: is Keith Urban Wayne Gretzky? Or is Keith Urban Michael Jordan?
Wednesday, August 30, 2006
Tuesday, January 22, 2008
PPS. Keith Urban is not an uninterrupted cheater. At least not the one in question.
PPS. Keith Urban is not an uninterrupted cheater. At least not the one in question.
http://www.laineygossip.com/Keith_Urban_From_Dayna_defending_Keith_Urban.aspx
Me and the girls love, love, love your column. Doesn’t matter if you hate the celebs we love or love the celebs we hate…it gets us through the day, ya know? So as a woman that lives and breathes country music…I thought I’d defend our Keith. I can’t believe Cowtown hasn’t said anything! I get what you’re saying with the lips, girly highlights, and maybe gaybe status…but if you saw this guy in person or sat through one of concerts you would change your mind, I swear. He is hawt, hawt, HAWT. Maybe it’s the accent…or the way he plays guitar…but I’d find my way on his tour bus after a show…know what I’m sayin’? We’d be willing to send you the Live DVD to prove it to you. Want it?
Dear Danya,
Ok. Send it to me. I'll keep my mind and even my thighs open. But don't expect miracles. I'm a fickle bitch. And it takes a lot to get me past little men who spend more time coiffing than I do.
Sunday, February 26, 2006
http://www.laineygossip.com/ArticleDetail.aspx?ID=3400
clue
Denial 1: Joaquin Phoenix & Keith Richards
Denial 2: Russell Crowe
Denial 3: Kanye West
Denial 4: Colin Farrell
Denial 5: Robert Downey Jr
reveal (in The Non-Marital Bed)
Huge egos are not rare in showbiz. But few egos are bigger than his. Perhaps the personal and professional victories are starting to swell his head. Whatever the case, his behaviour is starting to raise eyebrows.
At an industry event last week, major players in attendance, old and new, veterans of the game and newcomers too, he was given a gift, presented to him by a recognized and very well respected elder in the business. It was supposed to be an honour, a guitar pick used by a living legend. But instead of treasuring it like anyone else would have, would you believe he flicked it on the ground and crushed it beneath his shoe??? The room was shocked into stillness. No wonder people find it so hard to believe he’s turned a new leaf. Clearly, he hasn’t.
Tuesday, February 21, 2006
Update (7/18/08):clue
Denial 1: Joaquin Phoenix & Keith Richards
Denial 2: Russell Crowe
Denial 3: Kanye West
Denial 4: Colin Farrell
Denial 5: Robert Downey Jr
reveal (in The Non-Marital Bed)
http://www.laineygossip.com/Nicole_Kidman_Keith_Urban_Nicole_and_Keith_the_Nashville_insider.aspx
Just because Nicole Kidman and Keith Urban don’t have the sinister Scientology soundtrack brainwashing them on their ipods, it doesn't mean they are any less disingenuous than her ex and his child carrier. Not at all. As you know, the wedding was rescheduled from March to June with Nic blazing forward and Keith continuing to stall, one day committted, the next day full of doubt. It's the classic battle y'all: fame and fortune vs. freedom to f&ck. What's a redblooded horndog to do???
Well, for starters, how about a visit with his former flame? According to Nashville gossips, it was an intimate dinner, a lengthy discussion, fond memories all extended back to her place by the end of the evening. Where was Nicole, you ask? She was away, gossips. And while she was away, Keith and Niki Taylor were supposedly spotted together at a local restaurant very recently and later on, his black SUV was parked on her driveway. Coincidence or conspiracy? I'm hearing that he still holds a torch for the one he cheated away. He misses her sense of humour, her down to earth style, and the way she let him do his own thing, as opposed to the Botox drill sergeant he's currently contracted to marry. And given that he is still sleeping in the same bed he shared with Niki, it probably doesn't help the inclination to compare and contrast either. Two Nicoles, one horndog, and a big wedding looming in the distance. So the question is - which way are you betting?
Sunday, March 26, 2006
http://www.laineygossip.com/ArticleDetail.aspx?ID=4436
Groom #1 was recently married, publicly devoted, demons supposedly tucked away, and yet was seen driving his unmistakeable vehicle into a hotel parking lot the other day. A hotel parking lot in his home town, where his home is just a few minutes away, and his wife was occupied in another state. There was no business meeting scheduled, there was no professional reason to be there - and yet and yet. Whoever could he have been up to?
Then there's the friend, Groom #2, also recently wed, also known for hard core hittin', the two shared one memorable evening just one year ago, even after #1 was claimed off the market. It was an evening involving multiple young ladies, a pool, naked swimming, a Hummer, and a long night of down home loving. Two seasoned horndogs feeding off each other and off Jim Beam, living the debaucherous life - it was a night to remember and perhaps the reason why #2's new wife curtailed their celebrations, wary of what might happen should her husband be tempted by the high times of the past.
Can these two grooms be tamed? The second perhaps. But the first? No one thinks no. No one at all.
Wednesday, August 16, 2006
Update (11/11/08):clue (Groom 2)
Denial 1: Ben Affleck & Matt Damon
Denial 2: Garth Brooks & Kenny Chesney
reveal (Groom 1)
reveal (both grooms)
http://www.laineygossip.com/Brad_Pitt_The_NonMarital_Bed.aspx
A groom with a rumoured roving eye and perhaps an requited heart? Well... disrespecting your elders is one thing but disrespecting your vows may be another entirely.
It's that age old debate, you know?
What is emotional cheating anyway? Is it considered emotional cheating when you can't throw away the bed you used to share with the love of your life - the one you DIDN'T marry? Is it emotional cheating when you keep a custom made 4 poster extra King locked in storage and cannot bear to give it away? Is it emotional cheating to hang on such things but sleep next to another? Is it emotional cheating to go on a rip roaring rage upon discovering that the ex has moved on? With marriage prospects of her own? To fall into a funk, despite the carefully choreographed photo opps of the warring women in your life?
Just asking...
And it's NOT Brad Pitt.
Tuesday, October 10, 2006
Update (7/21/08):
clue 1
denial: Brad Pitt
clue 2
reveal
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