Showing posts with label plastic surgery. Show all posts
Showing posts with label plastic surgery. Show all posts

Deflate the face

http://www.laineygossip.com/Deflate-the-face-blind-riddle/46043

There’s all kinds of work to be done before starting on a movie. In addition to preparing for the role, many roles require the actor to get into shape physically. Your first assumption here is to think that means working out. Most of the time. Some of the time it’s about your face. And this is not just the women.

Before starting on his upcoming blockbuster, producers were concerned after test shots that he looked too unnatural and puffy. They asked him, rather directly, to have his fillers dissolved. It’s an action movie after all, he can’t be looking dewy and plump like he’s at the spa while he’s doing all those action sequences. In order to speed up the process he first switched over to a detox diet to lean out and then he went back to the doctor to deflate his face. In my opinion he’s really better off for it. So, just in case you didn’t already know, in Hollywood, the actors are doing it and OVER doing it just as much as the actresses.

January 23, 2017 at 8:46 AM

Update (3/6/17):
reveal




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Tighten up and regret

http://www.laineygossip.com/Tighten-up-and-regret-Blind-Riddle/41549

What are some reasons a celebrity might go quiet for a couple of weeks or so on social media? Maybe they’re gearing up for a major announcement trying to create anticipation. Maybe they’re just bored of themselves? Hardly.

Once in a while they disappear for an old-fashioned reason: plastic surgery. She wanted to tighten up, trim down, even though, supposedly she’s fit as f-ck. And is selling the gear to prove it. Sure. So that’s why there was no activity for a while on social. It was an extensive procedure. And no one was allowed to come to the house during her recovery because she couldn’t go upstairs. The healing time was terrible. And an infection had set in. So it took even longer than expected. Which is why she has some regret now. That’ll pass. It always does when another area needs work.

December 18, 2015 at 11:06

Update (12/18/15):
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Who Did Your Eyes?

http://laineygossip.com/Articles/Details/24314/Who-Did-Your-Eyes-Blind-Riddle

One of the best pieces of gossip I’ve heard lately. I wish I could have watched it go down. Wait, but now I’ve built it up too much. So I’ll pull it back first: this does not involve sex or cheating or secret gays or garden vegetables which means some of you may find it boring. But it does involve two celebrated actors, super powerful, super respected, neither of whom seem to be particularly vain physically beyond staying trim.

A few months ago, one wrote the other asking for some advice:

Actor A: I was just wondering...who did your eyes?

Actor B: I don’t know, I’ve never had my eyes done.

Actor A: Yeah, ok, sure. Merry Christmas.

And then they spent the rest of the season sh-t talking each other while smiling down the carpets at all the events during the season because one suspects the other of holding out on him for a good surgeon. In Hollywood, you’re never too mature to be pretty...and petty!


August 10, 2012 at 12:34

Update (4/28/15):
reveal?
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26 August 2010 Smutty Shout-Out

http://www.laineygossip.com/Smutty_ShoutOuts_26aug10.aspx

as for a quick riddle – who went in for labia tightening surgery? 

Thursday, August 26, 2010 at 7:33 AM

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Sick Week

http://laineygossip.com/Sick_Week.aspx

Which emerging starlet working on a high profile project supposedly did something to her face, particularly her lips, that didn’t go over so well with her directors and producers? This, combined with her sh*tty attitude, has led to a temporary dismissal. She’s been told to get off the set for a week and straighten herself out…and to hopefully come back with her features restored. If it’s possible, that is.

Worse still – a few of her scenes have now been rewritten for her female co-star. So she’s losing respect AND air time. It’s the air time that hurts the most.

Monday, March 31, 2008 at 10:46 AM

reveal 3

More about Megan Fox
How He Holds Her


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Self improvement

http://www.laineygossip.com/Self_improvement.aspx

A bonus blind from me to you as a token of my appreciation for only putting out 2 columns this week. Enjoy!
She's an aging superstar, probably well past the pinnacle of her success. And while she still has potential, she can't seem to accept her age. In her mind, the mature face just doesn't work as well as the younger one. So, as most stars do, she went for an enhancement. Several enhancements actually. Which did not go over well at all. But even though everyone keeps urging her to let her natural older beauty take over and even though she knows they're right, she's having a hard time controlling her self improvement urges. Sad thing is - her obsession is slowly isolating her from everyone in her life. Looks like the notorious Cat Woman (Jocelyn Wildenstein) isn't the only one addicted to her plastic surgeon…

And it's NOT Melanie Griffith.

Wednesday, October 12, 2005

Denial: Melanie Griffith
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http://www.laineygossip.com/Ethics_in_plastic_surgery.aspx

She reigns supreme in her own circle, an easy target among the rest…and probably deservedly so. Given the year she’s had, one would expect her to have learned from her mistakes, and focus more on her talent than her other titillating physical features. However, our girl is truly a daughter of the business, and I suppose in this town, it’s never a bad thing to start early. Which is why she’s no virgin to surgical enhancement, several times over.

A curious thing happened recently though. She went back to her usual doctor and all of a sudden he grew a conscience, refusing to perform some routine maintenance work around the face. (eyes, lips, and neck if you’re interested) As you can imagine, she completely lost it. “How do expect me to do my job??? Can’t you see I look tired? Can’t you see how they’re photographing me???” But he still wouldn’t budge. And so she cried a few tears, called some friends, got a brand new referral, and was back in a new chair in 2 days. Hollywood is nothing if not an efficient town.

One guess. Good luck.

Sunday, October 30, 2005

Ethical Consequences

http://www.laineygossip.com/Ethical_consequences.aspx

The problem with the new doc is that his work isn't of the same standard. Which is why some astute watchers have already seen the difference. I personally think the recent enhancements look good. No, they're not entirely subtle, but given what I've seen in the past, I'd say it ain't half bad.

One more guess. You have until Thursday, and then I'm packin' her in.

Tuesday, November 01, 2005

Update (3/1/08):
reveal


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http://www.laineygossip.com/Truly_Committed.aspx

You know what they say - the couple that plays together, stays together. Which is exactly what these two do. Or did. They have had their fair share of games. 'Happy' games. But some time last year, they decided to get clean. Together. And luckily for them, they did it. Clean, sober, and a bit heavier. The problem is that he's become obsessed with his looks. He feels chubby, he feels old, he feels threatened by the new guard, and so naturally, he sought professional help. Some Botox here, some Botox there, a little pull here, and a little pull there…and the results - in his mind anyway - are fabulous. But doing it all alone is no fun, which is why he's been trying to convince his wife to participate. Unfortunately, she's not as in to it as he is. And this difference of opinion is starting to fracture the relationship. We're nowhere near Code Red just yet…but stay tuned…

Thursday, November 24, 2005

Update (5/8/08):
guess
clue 1
clue 2
clue 3
reveal


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Anything for attention

http://www.laineygossip.com/Jessica_Simpson_Britney_Spears_Ashlee_Simpson_Anything_for_attention.aspx

Oh she's a famewhore, alright. One of the best. She loves the spotlight, she fights for the spotlight, and she will likely only stay in the spotlight if she keeps up her attention seeking antics, which run the gamut from a very active sex life to legal entanglements to professional feuds and now, it seems we've even added enhancements to the list. As in nipple enhancements. As in nipple injections. Look, I didn't even know til just recently that you could even do that. I also didn't know, as cynical as I am about Hollywood, that it's actually more common than you think. Actresses get their cherries shot up so that their nubbins will perk up, resulting in major protrusion that lasts several weeks, visible right through their shirts, visible on tv, visible on film, and ensuring that All.Eyes.Are.On.Them.

Now back to the famewhore. She's had 'em done. She's thrilled with them. Except that no one really noticed. Which means she'll be doing her best to show them off everywhere. Stay tuned.

Don't bother with:

Jennifer Aniston

Jessica Simpson

Britney Spears

Tuesday, January 24, 2006

Update (3/17/08):

Denial 1: Jennifer Aniston, Jessica Simpson & Britney Spears
Denial 2: Pamela Anderson
Denial 3: Kate Moss
Denial 4: Sienna Miller
Denial 5: Kirsten Dunst
Denial 6: Anna Nicole Smith
Denial 7: Tara Reid
Denial 8: Kate Bosworth
Reveal


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