Showing posts with label Sienna Miller. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Sienna Miller. Show all posts

"When she conceived..." it's not...

http://laineygossip.com/Articles/Details/22699/Sienna-Miller-pregnant-first-shots-on-carpet

PS. Sienna Miller is NOT the subject of When She Conceived...

February 15, 2012 at 9:33 AM

When she conceived...
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"Ladies' Room Encounter with That Girl," it's not...

http://www.laineygossip.com/Sienna_Miller_and_Tom_Sturridge_love_over_noodles_and_coffee_22mar11.aspx

By the way, before you go there, Sienna Miller is NOT the Ladies’ Room bitch.

Tuesday, March 22, 2011 at 9:52 AM


Ladies' Room Encounter with That Girl
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"Casting Couch" it's not...

http://www.laineygossip.com/intro_31dec09.aspx

PS. Kate Bosworth isn’t part of this Casting Couch. Also not Sienna Miller. Or Nicole Kidman. Are you kidding? She’s, like, BFFs with Rupert Murdoch. Strike out Evan Rachel Wood too. And Michelle Pfeiffer and David E Kelley and Annalynne McCord. Please. In her dreams.

Thursday, December 31, 2009
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"Two girls, one limo" guess 3

http://www.laineygossip.com/Sienna_Miller_Elton_John_Sean_Diddy_Combs_Sienna_at_Sundance.aspx

Sienna at Sundance


In town to promote the upcoming Interview, constantly attended by Harvey Weinstein who, of course, is here for purchasing purposes (already scooped up John Cusack’s Grace is Good) in addition to making sure his Golden Girl is on her best behaviour, and for the most part, she’s been keeping her ass clean…if not her nose, not that I would know anything about that.

Friday night, at the afterparty for An American Crime, starring Katherine Keener (very well preserved, lovely woman, not to lovely pitbull of a publicist), Canadian Ellen Page (quickly establishing a reputation as one of the most gifted actresses of her generation) and James Franco, Sienna sat in a corner and sulked for the better part of the evening, staring down several attractive women – a blonde television reporter in particular. Literally, she couldn’t take her eyes off of her. Intense glares, so noticeable that a few people actually remarked to the subject of her scrutiny that “Sienna wants to BE you”.

Other than that however, Sienna was rather upbeat all weekend, cruising down Main Street, hitting the swag suites, smiling for cameras. Here she is at the Interview premiere looking fresh and fetching with her closed mouth pout to cover those teeth, trademark crossed leg pose, wrapped in the most beautiful grey coat. Must have it.

Saw her again at the MySpace/Tao event and I have to tell you, as you know I’m not her biggest fan, but Sienna Miller – very, very pretty face. Small and delicate with the most beguiling eyes, her arrival caused the biggest stir, even louder than Diddy’s, and tiny…SO tiny, definitely NOT 5 ft 6 as listed. If anything, she is my height and I know this because I was next to her at one point, wearing flat boots with absolutely no heel and we were eye to eye. For the record, I am 5 ft 3 and ¾ on a tall day.

Still…as I said, Sienna has a lovely face. Haunting and deceptively innocent but not staggeringly beautiful either – the kind of face that breaks your heart and having now seen her, I have to admit…she does have a certain “it”. Just too bad she’s f&cked in the head.

As for Josh Hartnett – he’s here, they were together Sunday, chaperoned at times by Harvey, rumour is they went home together Sunday night.

Will keep you posted…

Monday, January 22, 2007

http://www.laineygossip.com/Sienna_Miller_Sienna_Miller_Attentionwhore_at_Burger_King.aspx


Sienna Miller: Attention-whore at Burger King


Saw her almost every day at Sundance…weird.

So anyway, we’re leaving, we go through security at Salt Lake Airport, we decide to skip the classy sit-down restaurant and giv’er on some grease at the food court – perfect, there’s a Burger King.

Am with my producer Laura from eTalk and our camera visionary Donovan, we order, we grab a table close to the counter, right by the soda foundations, I’m chowing down on an enormous Double Whopper (flamebroiled HEAVEN), and in walks Sienna Miller with her mother in tow.

Dressed in a white beater tank, hair pulled back, faded grey/black jeans tucked into black suede boots with furry trim, and her face – remember Golden Globe night? When so many of you remarked on the shine and the oil? That’s what she looked like – definitely a far cry from when I saw her on Saturday at her best.

Anyway, they unload at the table closest to us, directly across from Burger King, we are now between her and soda foundations. Her mother gets up to order, she fidgets in her chair, and gets up to tell the clerk that she wants one of those paper Burger King hats – you know the ones? They’re gold, in the shape of a crown, usually passed out to little kids at a birthday party?

Yep – that’s what Sienna asked for, that’s what she put on her head. And her mother too.

So they’re waiting for their food, sitting across from each other, both pull out their cell phones and start yammering away. Mom was discreet, Sienna was loud as f*ck. A pack-a-day voice and every other word is “f&cking”…not because she’s cussin’ someone out, apparently it’s just the way she talks.

“I f*cking emailed you. I really f&cking did. I wanted to know about the f&cking photos (foe-toes)”…and the best part is she can’t stay put when she’s chatty, she has to walk around. So she’s pacing back and forth, between her table and the soda fountain, directly behind us, dragging her feet so that her boots were scraping against the tile (as Donovan noted, she walks like a teenager), yapping incessantly, and at one point she sees Donovan’s video camera, which isn’t hard to miss. It’s one of those over the shoulder ones used for television, he had it in plain view by his feet, and before you ask – it was turned OFF and he made absolutely no motion to use it either. I’m telling you…we weren’t gawking, we didn’t turn around to study her, she was just hard to miss, and when she realised that we were part of a tv crew, she actually became HARDER to miss.

Now remember, this is one of the most photographed women in the world who has had a few run-ins herself with the pappies and has also, on occasion, “complained” about the press intrusion in to her life. Even though we didn’t make a move towards her, even though we kept to ourselves and our burgers, even though no one else at Burger King had recognised her either, even though everyone else went about their business leaving her alone, Sienna goes back to her table and decides to PUT ON HER SUNGLASSES. Because that’s how you blend in to the background, right?

Still…when she did this, we figured it was because she saw the camera and became wary. Fair enough. We made a point of not looking at her, we started chatting about work, and amazingly enough, wouldn’t you know it, the bitch gets up from her chair AGAIN, still yapping at the top of her lungs on her cell phone, and shuffles past us AGAIN over to the soda foundation without pouring any soda.

One lap, two laps, three laps…THREE TIMES she paced by our table, three times for no other reason than to pace, without getting napkins, without getting condiments, Sienna just had to talk on her cell phone full volume, “f*cking this, f&cking that” with us as her audience, to the point where we started laughing incredulously and eventually Laura, my producer, was like – is she serious? No…is she serious? Does she want us to turn the camera on? Is she begging us to turn the camera on?

And then her food came. So she sat down and ate and every few seconds she’d whip her head around and look at us and we’d feel her eyes on us and we’d try not to giggle – the way you tried not to giggle in the cafeteria as teenagers when Mr Burton, the biology teacher, shuffled by and made a lame joke? That’s how we were giggling.

And THAT is Sienna Miller. The loser you’re at once amused by and embarrassed for, desperate for attention, narcissist to the max, extra-obnoxious with all the toppings, and of course we wouldn’t give her the satisfaction. The camera stayed idle, my cell phone stayed put, and then off she went, making a big production of getting their gear together, her mother asking someone else at another table for the time – you’ll note they had their cell phones with them, both of them, and every cell phone has a clock!!! – before stomping off, Sienna continuing to blabber away so that I could hear her half way across the room, dragging her feet all the way to the escalator.

And we just looked at each other: did that really happen? Is Sienna Miller that pathetic???

Answer:

Yes.

Sienna in this month’s Nylon Magazine.

Tuesday, January 23, 2007

http://www.laineygossip.com/Sienna_Miller_Sapphic_Sienna.aspx


Sapphic Sienna


Well well… isn’t this a shocker. Sienna Miller looking bombed out of her tree groping someone else’s girls. Looks like some innocent fun, non?

Because Sienna would NEVER make out with a chick. Or a random dude. Or get shitfaced and lose control. No no. Sienna wouldn’t go there. Sienna is STABLE, you see?

She’s much, much, much too stable and sensible too! She’s sensible and she’s stable and she’s smart and she totally has her head on straight and she also never said that drugs were “f*ckloads of fun", right?

Right.

Monday, March 26, 2007
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Tights and Boots and BFFs


Lindsay Lohan not welcome!!!

Keira Knightley and Sienna Miller in London the other night, tightly bonded after working together over the last few weeks on The Edge of Love, formerly the Best Time of Our Lives about Dylan Thomas and his women. Rather than letting professional rivalry get in the way, the two appear to have found in one another a kindred spirit – friends who understand the business but who are also, at heart, two girls with girl problems and girl hang-ups.

Rumour has it Sienna hasn’t had many positive girl relationships, that she is only recently experiencing it for the first time, that she is happier now than she’s been in a while.

A real friend...Lindsay Lohan needs one of those.

PS. That other dude is a co-star, NOT a new boyfriend. Jamie and Sienna still on.

Friday, June 01, 2007 at 12:00 AM

http://www.laineygossip.com/Sienna_Miller_and_Keira_Knightley_act_like_besties_to_promote_the_Edge_of_Love.aspx


My New Favourite Besties


Sienna Miller and Keira Knightley are currently promoting The Edge of Love – this is an interview recently during which they went head to head on trivia related to each other. It is SUPER cute. And it also feels authentic. It feels like they way you’d be with your bestie. All the giggling, the competition, the mutual support, the cheating…and especially Keira. I love that she was so immediate about her answers. Sienna’s like the littler one – the troublemaker, the flake, the one who can never stop sh*t from coming out of her mouth. As usual.

Probably the most likable they’ve both been in a long time. This is the kind of thing I’d watch more often.

Click here to view.

Attached – Sienna and Keira in Scotland for the photo call yesterday. The size of Keira’s waist is indeed alarming. But we’re not allowed to say she has an eating disorder anymore, remember? She insists she doesn’t have one!

Thursday, June 19, 2008 at 7:30 AM

http://www.laineygossip.com/Sienna_Miller_and_Keira_Knightley_hand_in_hand_at_the_British_Independent_Film_Awards_in_London_.aspx


Sienna still has a friend


Thanks to her affair with Balthazar Getty, Sienna has become persona non grata in Los Angeles as Rosetta Getty’s powerful female network quickly mobilised against the other woman.

At home in London though, Sienna still has friends. And she still has a friend in Keira Knightley. Here they are arriving hand in hand and bone to bone yesterday at the British Independent Film Awards in London.
Maybe spending more time with girls, the right girls, will set that crazy bitch straight. Sienna makes really bad boy decisions over and over and over again.

They looked great together last night. LOVE both dresses. Love that they’re so well coordinated they pout at the same time and laugh at the same time. Love, love, love the shot of Keira from the side, a great shot of the razor blades in her mouth.

Monday, December 01, 2008 at 6:44 AM
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"Bitch Wars," it's not...

http://www.laineygossip.com/Intro_27Oct08.aspx

PPPPPS. Jennifer Garner is not a warring bitch. Neither is Sienna Miller.

Monday, October 27, 2008
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"Another on the Verge" revealed yet again

http://www.laineygossip.com/Balthazar_Getty_confirms_separation_from_wife_after_being_photographed_naked_with_Sienna_Miller.aspx

Sienna Miller is an easy target, and deservedly so. She’s Tori Spelling, only not f&cking ugly. And not the daughter of a Hollywood gazillionaire. Where culpability is concerned however, he’s the one with 4 kids – the youngest only 10 months old.

So Sienna’s douchebaggery pales in comparison to Balthazar Getty’s. Like KFed Jr, he walked out on his children. Like KFed Jr, he abandoned his babies, although after paps captured him and his new lover licking each other all over Italy last week, Balty is now claiming he and his wife had already been separated:

In light of the fact that many pictures have surfaced in print and on the Internet which has caused myself and my family great embarrassment, I felt it necessary to at least acknowledge publicly that yes indeed my wife and I have separated and I will not be commenting any further. The breakdown of a marriage is a very difficult and painful experience especially when children are involved.

Painful?

Really?

He didn’t look very pained when he was sucking on Sienna’s nipple. Just sayin’.

And to pile sh*t on top of sh*t...Balthazar was once a drug addict and Sienna has been on the verge of a dangerous party lifestyle for far too long. There is some worry that their excesses, when combined, could have dangerous results. Or that when she tires of him, and she will, his sudden sobering reality might be too much to manage.

If you care, click here for photos of Sienna and Balthazar frolicking and fondling in Italy.

Tuesday, July 22, 2008 at 7:18 AM
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"The Other Woman Doesn't Work," it's not...

Wednesday, July 16, 2008

PS. Sienna Miller is not the other woman.

http://www.laineygossip.com/Gossip_for_Wednesday_July_16_2008.aspx

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"Leftover Blow" revealed

http://laineygossip.com/Sienna_Miller_looks_out_of_it_at_NME_awards_LA.aspx

Check out Sienna Miller at the NME Awards in LA last night looking … a little out of it. Sienna’s been in LA shooting GI Joe. Maybe it’s the long days and nights on set? Oh but wait. Didn’t she just come back from hols with Rhys Ifans? Never mind, I hear her role is quite physical. Must be all the stunts and sh*t.

Still, she shouldn’t have to look very far for a leftover pick-me-up. Studio craft services are usually quite generous.

Thursday, April 24, 2008 at 8:33 AM
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"Another on the Verge" revealed

http://www.laineygossip.com/Anne_Hathaway_at_Showest.aspx

Quite possibly the best Anne Hathaway ever. LOOOVE this dress. If it’s actually Marchesa I’ll be suitably impressed. She looks lovely in purple, non? And the hair and the styling, all first class. All keeping the squirrel features squirrel features at bay, though I’m not mad about the bedazzling of the shoes. Do you like shoe bedazzling? I always think it looks… old.

Anne has been tight with Georgina Chapman and Harvey Weinstein lately. Word around town is that she’s his new favourite, having tried and failed with Sienna and the Alba Bitch. There is however some consternation about their growing affection, particularly because Harvey and her entrepreneurial and allegedly questionably ethical boyfriend Raffaelo Follieri have supposedly been thick as thieves. Rumour has it, some on Anne’s team don’t want her to get caught as a pawn in a business deal that ends up going sour.

Dark, dirty, sinister smut.

You think Washington is corrupt? Hollywood can run circles around Capitol Hill. But it always confounds me… why people are so willing to believe that politicians are scoundrels but have such a hard time accepting that actors and celebrities are conniving and manipulative and just as dishonest even though they actually ACT for a living, working and surviving and thriving in a town that’s as depraved and as amoral as they come.

Funny that.

Friday, March 14, 2008 at 8:52 AM
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"Leftover Blow" revealed

Thursday, March 27, 2008

And Sienna Miller is not the subject of this one.

http://www.laineygossip.com/Gossip_for_Thursday_March_27_2008.aspx

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Thursday, March 27, 2008

PS. Dax Shepard is not holding Kristen Bell. It isn’t Eva Mendes either. Or Rachel Bilson. Or Kate Hudson. And Sienna Miller is not the subject of this one.

http://www.laineygossip.com/Gossip_for_Thursday_March_27_2008.aspx

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"Leftover Blow" clue

http://www.laineygossip.com/Kate_Moss_Sienna_Miller_friends_.aspx

Two bitches have buried the hatchet… for now. And for a good cause – can you believe it?

Here are Kate Moss and Sienna Miller looking friendly than ever at the Cancer Research UK shop on Marylebone High Street during the Make Today Count Auction in London. You’ll note, Sienna has been accused of ripping off Kate’s style for years (absolutely) and the two scrapped at a party a few months ago when Kate became jealous of Sienna’s relationship with her long time pal Rhys Ifans.

Appears the chainsmoking party girls have found temporary peace and are even looking more and more alike. For Kate, it’s the same sh*t over and over. For Sienna however it doesn’t bode well: Kate’s lifestyle is well documented, not exactly the best influence. And after a period of relative calm, am told Sienna is once again headed in that direction. Trouble.

PS. They do seem irresistibly chic together, non? Like Gwyneth and Winona once upon a time?

Friday, February 29, 2008 at 10:29 AM
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Leftover Blow

http://laineygossip.com/Leftover_Blow.aspx

It’s either diva bitches or cokeheads these days, don’t ask me why…

Many assumed she’d chilled out on the hardcore life, taking a more low key approach, curbing several vices, focusing on career and love.

Apparently not so.

In fact, she raging even harder these days. Makes it more fun when there’s a partner. And while recreational use is generally accepted in Hollywood, powdering your nose on the job, all day long, day after day… suffice to say, when you can surprise the industry, you might be going overboard on the consumption.

Currently working on a new project, she often has to head for the ladies almost every 10 minutes. Glassy eyed and wired all day long, it’s now her only way to get through the long hours. Sniffling and bumbling at the start, bouncing off the walls in no time, so far it hasn’t been a problem because she’s stayed on top of her game.

But the other day, when rushed for a scene by the crew, she decided to hoover a thick line on a mirror on the table in the makeup trailer while the stylists had stepped out, laying out so much that what was left over on both sides could have been divided themselves to yield another two lines and so on and so on. Like the cocaine version of cellular division.

All hell then broke loose when the leftover blow was discovered as there are children who visit the set rather frequently and so the star was given a stern, uncomfortable talking to, after which she did sweetly apologise to everyone around and treat the crew to snacks and goodies on her but is now being watched closely in the hopes she can control herself enough to see the shoot through on time.

Not Uma Thurman.

Tuesday, March 11, 2008 at 7:38 AM

Update (7/11/08):
clue
denial 1: Uma Thurman
denial 2: Megan Fox & Renee Zellweger
denial 3: Winona Ryder
denial 4: Kate Beckinsale & Charlize Theron
denial 5: Kate Bosworth & Cameron Diaz
denial 6: Isla Fisher
denial 7: Liv Tyler
reveal

More Sienna stupidity
Another on the Verge


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"Another on the Verge" revealed again

http://www.laineygossip.com/Sienna_Miller_Awards_of_London_Film_Critics_Circle.aspx

At the Awards Of The London Film Critics' Circle tonight in London – Sienna showing yet again that she’s super cute casual but totally assy on a carpet, probably not wearing Marchesa but unfortunately just as sh*t.

It’s the detailing around the shoulders and chest – looks like a Breast Sling. And so unflattering. What’s worse… it’s an older lady dress. With older lady hair and Pam Anderson makeup too. Definitely not her best effort.

Then again, she may be out of practice. As you know, Sienna has stayed away from the carpet circuit of late, without a project to promote and fully immersed in her relationship with Rhys Ifans, she has remained relatively scandal-free for, shockingly, several months.

Word is she’s also been spooked of late by the rash of drug-related tragedies hitting too close to home. Not too long ago, Sienna was supposedly deeply ensconced inside hard party circles and the men in her life, ranging from wannabe rockers to mogul rappers, all exerted a rather strong chemical influence with several almost catastrophic consequences.

As such, she’s apparently now resolved to rein it in. Hope that works out.

Friday, February 08, 2008 at 5:32:19 PM
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"Another on the Verge" revealed

http://www.laineygossip.com/Sienna_Miller_Sapphic_Sienna.aspx

Well well… isn’t this a shocker. Sienna Miller looking bombed out of her tree groping someone else’s girls. Looks like some innocent fun, non?

Because Sienna would NEVER make out with a chick. Or a random dude. Or get shitfaced and lose control. No no. Sienna wouldn’t go there. Sienna is STABLE, you see?

She’s much, much, much too stable and sensible too! She’s sensible and she’s stable and she’s smart and she totally has her head on straight and she also never said that drugs were “f*ckloads of fun", right?

Right.

Monday, March 26, 2007

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"Anything for attention," it's not...

http://www.laineygossip.com/Sienna_Miller_Jake_Gyllenhaal_From_Veronica_Sienna_Miller_wants_attention.aspx


Has to be my BFF Sienna Miller. At least God I hope so. If this gets out maybe she will just go away. I mean really, who dosen't know Hayden C. is a true friend of Dorothy?

Dear Veronica,

Sienna doesn't use her needles for her nipples. It's not her. While we're here though, we might as well talk about your Hayden/Friend of Dorothy suggestion. Like you, I have heard loud, loud rumours. Haven't we all? 8 months ago, I was planted on the queer side, firm and solid. But as I said before, I switched some time last summer after watching a scene from Life as a House in which, oddly enough, he plays a sexually ambiguous teenage boy.

Tuesday, January 31, 2006


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"Experimenting with friends," it's not...

http://www.laineygossip.com/Last_Word_for_Sunday_April_23_2006.aspx
Sunday, April 23, 2006
Sienna Miller is not experimenting with friends, at least not sexually.
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"Another on the Verge" clue

http://www.laineygossip.com/Gossip_for_Tuesday_April_10_2007.aspx

PPS. Girl on the Verge – remember her? Good news is she’s managed to avoid rock bottom…for now. Dried out for a week though a new setback is causing much distress. Seems she’s been professionally replaced, the mentor has moved on. Which in the long run is a good thing. In the short term however, it’s more rejection and for someone so fragile, it could mean disaster. Let’s hope she stays strong. Will keep you posted.

Thursday, April 10, 2007


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http://www.laineygossip.com/ArticleDetail.aspx?ID=6144

Depressed and directionless and bitterly disappointed over recent professional failures and feeling stifled by a ruthless mentor, she is apparently on the verge – like a Britney verge. Except in her case, she’s lucky the pappies don’t have so much access.

Wild, wild partying and an endless cocktail of serious drugs supplied by an unsavoury group of new friends who are as degenerate as they come, relentlessly pushing their poisons into her body. And apparently she’s too messed up to stand up and walk out. Word is she’s either “out of it” half the time or so wild on tilt with insatiable chemical appetite that even her people can barely control her. She has been late or absent from a few recent engagements and while she was fortunate enough to have her team make new arrangements on the fly, her reputation is beginning to suffer…though that’s not the biggest problem.

The old friends fear the new friends are taking her down a dangerous path. Recent night out – by the end of the evening she was limp and lifeless and supposedly serviced by two different men and also at one point full on making out with another woman. She’s also been known to go missing, totally unreachable for hours at a time, and when she resurfaces, she’s a frightful mess.

Of course there are those trying to help her. And some days, she knows and she tries. But when the night comes and that crowd is calling, it’s trouble all over again.

Not Lindsay.

Thursday, March 22, 2007

Update (7/11/08):
denial 1: Lindsay Lohan
clue 1
reveal 1
reveal 2
reveal 3
reveal 4

More Sienna stupidity
Leftover Blow



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