Showing posts with label Pierce Brosnan. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Pierce Brosnan. Show all posts

"Just As She Is" revealed again

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Dear Gossips,

Happy Inauguration Day America!

Many of you have emailed, lucky bitches, because you’re going to the balls tonight. Have fun! Washington has turned into Hollywood, celebrity sightings everywhere…which means the entourage follows? Especially where Jennifer Lopez is concerned, right? More on that later.

It’s Tuesday – new posts all day …with Obama breaks in between!

Yours in gossip,

Lainey

PS. One quick note on the Denise Richards article from yesterday. She was photographed with Pierce Brosnan and word is she was begging him to appear on her dumbass reality tv show. As if Pierce Brosnan, devoted to his wife as she is, would need to slum it with a working girl. Please.

Tuesday, January 20, 2009

Just As She Is

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"Just As She Is" revealed

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Mamma Mia: Meryl Streep, who is of a certain age, at the heart of a three man romantic intrigue. Yes… it’s a Hollywood movie. Can you believe it? Can you believe they’d make a movie about adults over 18?

Here are two of those 3 men, both completely devoted to their wives, both dashing and debonair on the red carpet tonight at the London premiere.

First Pierce Brosnan and his wife Keely Shaye Smith, to whom he’s been married since 2001. They’re making a sequel to the Thomas Crown Affair. Agree or disagree?

Next… sigh… Colin Firth with the stunning Livia. Colin Firth. Colin Firth. As for why she’s wearing a smiley face dress with a bumble bee motif on the back – so it’s a ridiculous outfit. But she is a classic beauty. And every night she goes to bed with Colin Firth. And every night you don’t. Who wins?

For those of you who live in Vancouver – did you know Colin sneaks into town now and again to visit his son? With Meg Tilly? They met on the set of Valmont, he moved to Canada to be with her but eventually found it was too hard being away from England. There are conflicting reports about their split – some rumours (never substantiated) suggest she was blindsided when he broke it to her and that he pretty much abandoned his kid too.

Colin and Meg however have always maintained civility, never letting it get ugly publicly, though she reportedly has yet to recover, even though it’s been over a decade. And can you blame her? It’s Colin Firth.

As for time in Vancouver – a couple of months ago, Colin apparently made an appearance at his son’s school for a special reading. Can you imagine the posh moms that day? All finding an excuse to hang out instead of going to yoga for a glimpse at Colin Firth?

Monday, June 30, 2008 at 5:28 PM
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"Just As She Is" clue

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June 25, 2008 – Smutty Shout-Outs

Congratulations to Natasha on your successful premiere of Cat’s Cradle http://www.catscradlemovie.com/ in Edmonton with love from Carly!

Happy Birthday Hez – hope yesterday was amazing?!?!

For Georgia on your 38th birthday… am sorry, can’t give you what you really, really want which is the answer to Just As She Is. Forgive? Will you settle for Happy Birthday and … Hawaii? A clue is your gift.

Wednesday, June 25, 2008 at 5:40 AM


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Just As She Is

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I will always love that part in Bridget Jones’s Diary – when Mark Darcy tells her at the bottom of the stairs that she’s a mess but still he likes her “very much… just as you are.” And that little song is playing in the background, cut to Jude and Shazzer contemplating the profundity of his words…

Sigh.

Some men are perfect.

And many find this man perfect. Dashing, debonair, scandal-free, which is why some of late have been questioning his devotion to his wife, baffled by the attraction. Still… he remains happily married and committed, he loves her just as she is, but it turns out, what she is is a girl who likes other girls. With his permission.

A classic marriage of convenience... their commitment runs deep, they care for each other dearly, but they just don’t sleep in the same bed. As for his preferences – oddly enough, he doesn’t seem to have any. The easy assumption would be that he’s meanders about like John Travolta at a massage parlour, which isn’t the case. Not even close. No affairs, no gay hook ups, nothing. Just happy that his wife is happy… true love indeed.

And before you go there, it’s not Colin Firth.

Tuesday, January 29, 2008 at 7:00:14 AM

Update (1/20/09):
Denial 1: Colin Firth
Denial 2: Hugh Jackman & Patrick Dempsey

Denial 3: James McAvoy, Matt Damon, Christian Bale & Ewan McGregor
Denial 4: Alan Rickman, Antonio Banderas, Johnny Depp, Keith Urban & Will Smith
Denial 5: Eric Bana, Tom Selleck, Ashton Kutcher, Eric Dane & Matthew Broderick
Denial 6: Kevin Bacon, Harrison Ford & Ben Affleck
Denial 7: Eric Bana
clue
reveal 1
reveal 2


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