"No More Favours" revealed yet again

http://www.laineygossip.com/Patrick_Dempsey_in_France_for_LeMans_June_2009.aspx

Gorgeous.

He's in France for the LeMans 24 hour race enjoying his Grey's hiatus and the benefits of his paycheque...from the show and movies like Made of Honour.

Patrick may be the perennial silver medallist in the Sexiest Man sweepstakes but having achieved a rare teen to bleak to adult success comeback in Hollywood, he - unlike so many of his female tv contemporaries - appears to have tamed the itch to overreach.

Earning at least a hundred thousand per episode on a top rated show, the occasional million from a cheesy chick flick here and there, and a great future in movies of the week, Patrick has his farm, his cars, a great lifestyle with his family, and he's happily not hungry for more. What's there to scowl about? Well, yeah, the sacrifices were unsavoury but he's lucky...they paid off.

Some people aren't so fortunate.

Friday, June 12, 2009 at 9:05 AM

"No More Favours" revealed yet again

"Sick Week" revealed again

http://www.laineygossip.com/Megan_Fox_wants_Megatron_to_take_out_Middle_America.aspx

Something is up with me today. I should call my mother.

This is Megan Fox on the Transformers promotional train in Korea. Really like her dress. That’s a first.

But how much plastic surgery has this girl had? Was she born with that face? Doubtful.

Anyway, say what you will about the Poor Man’s Jolie, but at the very least, she doesn’t give the same generic answers over and over again.

Nope.

Megan Fox, most of the time, talks out of her ass.

Am curious though what you think of her most recent quotes that are causing some controversy. When asked how she’d convince Megatron not to destroy the earth, Megan answered:

“(I’d make a deal with him) and instead of the entire planet, can you just take out all of the white trash, hillbilly, anti-gay, super bible-beating people in Middle America?"

Thoughts? Check the poll.

Wednesday, June 10, 2009 at 12:09 PM

"Sick Week" revealed again

"Bro Massage," it's not...

http://www.laineygossip.com/intro_12jun09.aspx

PS. Bro Massage is not about Matt and Ben. Too obvious. But not far off in a way.

Friday, June 12, 2009

"Bro Massage," it's not...

Bro Massage

http://www.laineygossip.com/Bro_Massage_blind_item.aspx

They’ve been friends a long time. Recently worked together. Both family men now supposedly settled down. But not quite.

Several times a week, very late at night, they’d call up for room service together. Oh no, not for food, but for a certain kind of massage. Like…together. They’d get off on it together. Literally. Apparently they’ve been doing this for years. It’s how they bond. Some dudes like beer. These dudes like the hand and mouth special. Lately it hasn’t happened often enough – schedules, kids, etc.

Needless to say, when the opportunity presented itself, they made up for lost time.

Problem: one of the wives found out. Is now threatening to tell the other. Almost like blackmail. She wants them to stop hanging out AND she wants the friend to find her husband a replacement gig to make up for the one he’ll lose if she makes him pull out of their next collaboration. Hollywood wives can wheel and deal, see?

But she’s been placated before. He’s waiting for the rage to go down, and then he’ll buy her off again. A break from the bro massage until then.

Thursday, June 11, 2009 at 6:53 AM

Update (7/28/09):
denial 1: Matt Damon & Ben Affleck
denial 2: Tom Cruise (GMD) & Ben Stiller, Lance Armstrong & Matthew McConaughey
denial 3: Ben Affleck & Casey Affleck, Casey Affleck & Joaquin Phoenix, Sean Penn & Josh Brolin
denial 4: Brad Pitt & George Clooney
denial 5: Tom Cruise (GMD) & John Travolta, Tom Cruise & Will Smith
denial 6: Pete Wentz & Joel Madden, Tobey Maguire & Leonardo DiCaprio
denial 7: Brad Pitt & Sean Penn, Keith Urban & Brad Paisley, Jude Law & Ewan McGregor
denial 8: Ridley Scott & Russell Crowe
denial 9: Hugh Jackman & Liev Schreiber
denial 10: Judd Apatow & Adam Sandler
clue 1
denial 11: Adam Sandler & Rob Schneider; Will Ferrell
denial 12: Keenan Ivory Wayans, Damon Wayans, Marlon Wayans, Shawn Wayans (Wayans brothers)
denial 13: Vince Vaugh & Jon Favreau
clue 2

Bro Massage