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ladies room bitch - Megan Fox?
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Tuesday, March 22, 2011 at 11:54 AM
Ladies' Room Encounter with That Girl
Showing posts with label Megan Fox. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Megan Fox. Show all posts
Ladies' Room Encounter with That Girl
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Hair..Megan Fox?
Lainey: AJ - no
Lainey: And for everyone asking - it's not Keira Knightley either.
Tuesday, October 12, 2010 at 11:42 AM
Hair issues
http://www.laineygossip.com/Megan_Fox_celebrates_with_Brian_Austin_Green_at_Toyota_Celebrity_Pro_Race_19apr10.aspx
Megan Fox’s pretend face
Megan Fox has been working. She has not been famewhoring, she has not been pap-baiting, and as far as celebrity famewhoring pap-baiting offenders go, she’s actually not the worst. You’ll note, it is possible to go long stretches without seeing Megan Fox “candids”. And it’s IMpossible to go long stretches without seeing Alba/Biel “candids”. So no, while she may be irritating when she opens her mouth, Fox isn’t high on the list of hate. Maybe the middle third. Sound fair?
Having said that, if she says she hasn’t worked on her face, I say she’s full of sh-t.
Megan’s on again off again fiancé Brian Austin Green took first place at the Toyota Celebrity Pro Race at the Long Beach Grand Prix on Saturday. She was there to cheer him on. See? Look at her. It doesn’t look real does it? It’s like a pretend face. Like some random bitch holding a sign in front of her head from a cutout magazine. It’s freaking me out.
Megan will next be seen in the upcoming Jonah Hex due out on June 18th. Which is soon. And there still hasn’t been a trailer. And there’s also buzz that there may be post-production problems. Could Jonah Hex be the bomb of the box office this summer?
Sick Week
Megan Fox’s pretend face
Megan Fox has been working. She has not been famewhoring, she has not been pap-baiting, and as far as celebrity famewhoring pap-baiting offenders go, she’s actually not the worst. You’ll note, it is possible to go long stretches without seeing Megan Fox “candids”. And it’s IMpossible to go long stretches without seeing Alba/Biel “candids”. So no, while she may be irritating when she opens her mouth, Fox isn’t high on the list of hate. Maybe the middle third. Sound fair?
Having said that, if she says she hasn’t worked on her face, I say she’s full of sh-t.
Megan’s on again off again fiancé Brian Austin Green took first place at the Toyota Celebrity Pro Race at the Long Beach Grand Prix on Saturday. She was there to cheer him on. See? Look at her. It doesn’t look real does it? It’s like a pretend face. Like some random bitch holding a sign in front of her head from a cutout magazine. It’s freaking me out.
Megan will next be seen in the upcoming Jonah Hex due out on June 18th. Which is soon. And there still hasn’t been a trailer. And there’s also buzz that there may be post-production problems. Could Jonah Hex be the bomb of the box office this summer?
Monday, April 19, 2010 at 9:32
Sick Week
http://www.laineygossip.com/Megan_Fox_wants_Megatron_to_take_out_Middle_America.aspx
Something is up with me today. I should call my mother.
This is Megan Fox on the Transformers promotional train in Korea. Really like her dress. That’s a first.
But how much plastic surgery has this girl had? Was she born with that face? Doubtful.
Anyway, say what you will about the Poor Man’s Jolie, but at the very least, she doesn’t give the same generic answers over and over again.
Nope.
Megan Fox, most of the time, talks out of her ass.
Am curious though what you think of her most recent quotes that are causing some controversy. When asked how she’d convince Megatron not to destroy the earth, Megan answered:
“(I’d make a deal with him) and instead of the entire planet, can you just take out all of the white trash, hillbilly, anti-gay, super bible-beating people in Middle America?"
Thoughts? Check the poll.
Wednesday, June 10, 2009 at 12:09 PM
Something is up with me today. I should call my mother.
This is Megan Fox on the Transformers promotional train in Korea. Really like her dress. That’s a first.
But how much plastic surgery has this girl had? Was she born with that face? Doubtful.
Anyway, say what you will about the Poor Man’s Jolie, but at the very least, she doesn’t give the same generic answers over and over again.
Nope.
Megan Fox, most of the time, talks out of her ass.
Am curious though what you think of her most recent quotes that are causing some controversy. When asked how she’d convince Megatron not to destroy the earth, Megan answered:
“(I’d make a deal with him) and instead of the entire planet, can you just take out all of the white trash, hillbilly, anti-gay, super bible-beating people in Middle America?"
Thoughts? Check the poll.
Wednesday, June 10, 2009 at 12:09 PM
http://www.laineygossip.com/Megan_Fox_explains_why_Brian_Austin_Green_did_not_attend_Golden_Globes_with_her.aspx
Is this a man?
Debatable.
His name is Brian Austin Green. You know him better as David Silver. He spent most of the 90s making out with Tori Spelling…remember him?
Oh yeah…him.
Brian Austin Green is engaged to Megan Fox, a man in his 30s desperately hanging on to his young break out girl who is trying to cope with outgrowing him. So, like a whiny little bitch, Brian opted not to attend the Golden Globes the other night with his prize.
As she told the emaciated Giuliana Rancic on the red carpet that night:
"Brian doesn't want to be here. He doesn't want to be my date. He's a man. He has an ego. I think he's probably working on music. I don't think he cares."
Oh honey…
Is that what he told you? Is that how he holds you? Is that how he controls you?
Through guilt?
Because you spent the entire time feeling it, didn’t you? Feeling badly that he didn’t come, feeling upset because he was upset, unable to enjoy your first Golden Globes.
It’s textbook manipulation.
And for a girl who claims to have such progressive views on female imagery in Hollywood, on women and sex, it’s also really pathetic. Because in explaining his absence by justifying his “manhood” she has actually upheld the most traditional, most man-centric perspectives: that a man is less of a man if he’s not the primary focus. That a man should always be #1. That a man should never accept NOT being #1.
Way to go Megan. How very enlightened of you.
Brian Austin Green attended the Fox TV Winter Party last night in LA. Megan was told to stay home and keep the bed warm.
Wednesday, January 14, 2009 at 7:30 AM
How He Holds Her
Is this a man?
Debatable.
His name is Brian Austin Green. You know him better as David Silver. He spent most of the 90s making out with Tori Spelling…remember him?
Oh yeah…him.
Brian Austin Green is engaged to Megan Fox, a man in his 30s desperately hanging on to his young break out girl who is trying to cope with outgrowing him. So, like a whiny little bitch, Brian opted not to attend the Golden Globes the other night with his prize.
As she told the emaciated Giuliana Rancic on the red carpet that night:
"Brian doesn't want to be here. He doesn't want to be my date. He's a man. He has an ego. I think he's probably working on music. I don't think he cares."
Oh honey…
Is that what he told you? Is that how he holds you? Is that how he controls you?
Through guilt?
Because you spent the entire time feeling it, didn’t you? Feeling badly that he didn’t come, feeling upset because he was upset, unable to enjoy your first Golden Globes.
It’s textbook manipulation.
And for a girl who claims to have such progressive views on female imagery in Hollywood, on women and sex, it’s also really pathetic. Because in explaining his absence by justifying his “manhood” she has actually upheld the most traditional, most man-centric perspectives: that a man is less of a man if he’s not the primary focus. That a man should always be #1. That a man should never accept NOT being #1.
Way to go Megan. How very enlightened of you.
Brian Austin Green attended the Fox TV Winter Party last night in LA. Megan was told to stay home and keep the bed warm.
Wednesday, January 14, 2009 at 7:30 AM
How He Holds Her
http://www.laineygossip.com/Intro_23Oct08.aspx
PPPS. Megan Fox is not B1. Lindsay Lohan is not B2. And American Ferrera is neither.
Thursday, October 23, 2008
PPPS. Megan Fox is not B1. Lindsay Lohan is not B2. And American Ferrera is neither.
Thursday, October 23, 2008
http://laineygossip.com/Megan_Fox_seemed_reluctant_to_be_with_Brian_Austin_Green_at_the_FOX_TCA_summer_party.aspx
Said it before – to me she’s just a Blender girl. One of those ubiquitous skanks staring back at you, open mouthed, from the pages of a soft core skin rag, always wet and ready to go.
This is Megan Fox carrying a bag on her back last night at the Fox TCA summer party held at the pier in Santa Monica. As you can see – head to toe budget, low classy.
Her other bag – boyfriend Brian Austin Green – was also there though there were very few photos of them taken together…and he wasn’t happy about it. You’ll recall, he refuted rumours of a split last week - am told she seemed reluctant to pose with him and the two were seen snipping at each other later on the evening. Word is she’ll cut him loose once and for all by the end of the year… no matter the consequences.
Tuesday, July 15, 2008 at 9:08 AM
Said it before – to me she’s just a Blender girl. One of those ubiquitous skanks staring back at you, open mouthed, from the pages of a soft core skin rag, always wet and ready to go.
This is Megan Fox carrying a bag on her back last night at the Fox TCA summer party held at the pier in Santa Monica. As you can see – head to toe budget, low classy.
Her other bag – boyfriend Brian Austin Green – was also there though there were very few photos of them taken together…and he wasn’t happy about it. You’ll recall, he refuted rumours of a split last week - am told she seemed reluctant to pose with him and the two were seen snipping at each other later on the evening. Word is she’ll cut him loose once and for all by the end of the year… no matter the consequences.
Tuesday, July 15, 2008 at 9:08 AM
http://www.laineygossip.com/Brian_Austin_Green_insists_he_and_Megan_Fox_are_still_together_despite_rumours_she_dumped_his_ass.aspx
Not so.
Megan has not addressed the rumours, even though she’s pretty vocal about many other things, including how often she likes having sex. But while Megan has declined to declare her still-engaged status, he on the other hand is making it very clear: she still belongs to me.
Brian told TV Guide:
"We're solid. We've lived together for three years. We have tattoos of each other's names.” Like that’s supposed to signify solidity.
Brian goes on to say that “"We have more time away from each other right now than we'd like.” Dude...don't think she's disliking the time away at all
Here’s Megan is shopping at Fred Segal the other day.
Is it just or has she had a lot of plastic surgery? Something about her face isn’t right. What?
Wednesday, July 09, 2008 at 3:55 PM
Not Free… Yet
It was widely reported last week that the low rent Angelina Jolie, Megan Fox was single and that she’d cut herself loose from Brian Austin Green.Not so.
Megan has not addressed the rumours, even though she’s pretty vocal about many other things, including how often she likes having sex. But while Megan has declined to declare her still-engaged status, he on the other hand is making it very clear: she still belongs to me.
Brian told TV Guide:
"We're solid. We've lived together for three years. We have tattoos of each other's names.” Like that’s supposed to signify solidity.
Brian goes on to say that “"We have more time away from each other right now than we'd like.” Dude...don't think she's disliking the time away at all
Here’s Megan is shopping at Fred Segal the other day.
Is it just or has she had a lot of plastic surgery? Something about her face isn’t right. What?
Wednesday, July 09, 2008 at 3:55 PM
http://laineygossip.com/Brian_Austin_Green_insists_he_and_Megan_Fox_are_still_together_despite_rumours_she_dumped_his_ass.aspx
It was widely reported last week that the low rent Angelina Jolie, Megan Fox was single and that she’d cut herself loose from Brian Austin Green.
Not so.
Megan has not addressed the rumours, even though she’s pretty vocal about many other things, including how often she likes having sex. But while Megan has declined to declare her still-engaged status, he on the other hand is making it very clear: she still belongs to me.
Brian told TV Guide:
"We're solid. We've lived together for three years. We have tattoos of each other's names.” Like that’s supposed to signify solidity.
Brian goes on to say that “"We have more time away from each other right now than we'd like.” Dude...don't think she's disliking the time away at all
Here’s Megan is shopping at Fred Segal the other day.
Is it just or has she had a lot of plastic surgery? Something about her face isn’t right. What?
Wednesday, July 09, 2008 at 3:55 PM
It was widely reported last week that the low rent Angelina Jolie, Megan Fox was single and that she’d cut herself loose from Brian Austin Green.
Not so.
Megan has not addressed the rumours, even though she’s pretty vocal about many other things, including how often she likes having sex. But while Megan has declined to declare her still-engaged status, he on the other hand is making it very clear: she still belongs to me.
Brian told TV Guide:
"We're solid. We've lived together for three years. We have tattoos of each other's names.” Like that’s supposed to signify solidity.
Brian goes on to say that “"We have more time away from each other right now than we'd like.” Dude...don't think she's disliking the time away at all
Here’s Megan is shopping at Fred Segal the other day.
Is it just or has she had a lot of plastic surgery? Something about her face isn’t right. What?
Wednesday, July 09, 2008 at 3:55 PM
http://www.laineygossip.com/Smutty_Tingles_July_4_2008.aspx
Friday, July 04, 2008
Smutty Tingle
Megan Fox is finally free (DListed )
Friday, July 04, 2008
Smutty Tingle
Megan Fox is finally free (DListed )
http://laineygossip.com/Sick_Week.aspx
Which emerging starlet working on a high profile project supposedly did something to her face, particularly her lips, that didn’t go over so well with her directors and producers? This, combined with her sh*tty attitude, has led to a temporary dismissal. She’s been told to get off the set for a week and straighten herself out…and to hopefully come back with her features restored. If it’s possible, that is.
Worse still – a few of her scenes have now been rewritten for her female co-star. So she’s losing respect AND air time. It’s the air time that hurts the most.
Which emerging starlet working on a high profile project supposedly did something to her face, particularly her lips, that didn’t go over so well with her directors and producers? This, combined with her sh*tty attitude, has led to a temporary dismissal. She’s been told to get off the set for a week and straighten herself out…and to hopefully come back with her features restored. If it’s possible, that is.
Worse still – a few of her scenes have now been rewritten for her female co-star. So she’s losing respect AND air time. It’s the air time that hurts the most.
Monday, March 31, 2008 at 10:46 AM
Update (4/19/10):
poll
denial 1: Jessica Simpson & the Gossip Girls (Blake Lively, Leighton Meester)
denial 2: Brittany Murphy & Ellen Page
denial 3: Hayden Panettiere
reveal 1
reveal 2
reveal 3poll
denial 1: Jessica Simpson & the Gossip Girls (Blake Lively, Leighton Meester)
denial 2: Brittany Murphy & Ellen Page
denial 3: Hayden Panettiere
reveal 1
reveal 2
http://www.laineygossip.com/Adam_Brody_to_star_with_Megan_Fox_in_Jennifers_Body.aspx
Thursday, March 13, 2008 at 11:09 AM
Chuck Bass hasn’t made you forget about Seth Cohen, has he?
This just in! Exclusive!
Diablo Cody’s Juno follow-up is a film called Jennifer’s Body, with Jason Reitman producing and starring Megan Fox, the ghetto Angelina Jolie. Adam Brody has just been confirmed to the cast… and the movie, like Juno, will be shot in Vancouver. Production is slated to begin very soon.
Megan is being followed around closely by Brian Austin Green (aka David Silver) who, rumour has it, is clinging to his last days as her boyfriend. Word is, he will not leave her side, desperately afraid that now that she’s Hollywood lastest “it”, she’ll come to her senses and get the hell out.
Wonder if she’ll hook up instead with Adam and his clammy face?
It would be amazing if she did. Giving up the old David Silver for the new one. Giving up David Silver for Seth Cohen – do you love it, or do you love it?
Thursday, March 13, 2008 at 11:09 AM
http://laineygossip.com/How_He_Holds_Her.aspx
Opportunity knocks but the past also drags. She has much to look forward to, and big shoes to fill, but the work is steady and only getting steadier and being attached to highly anticipated projects never hurts either.
Only slight problem… the man in her life isn’t exactly supportive. Part jealousy, part insecurity, and he knows how to hold her, even though she’d much rather, personally and professionally, be rid of the baggage.
Unfortunately he is unscrupulously forcing her to love him by good old fashioned blackmail. Because somehow she found herself in a delicate situation not too long ago and decided not to join the 08/08/08 sweepstakes. When she took care of it without his blessing, he hit the roof, and threatened to go public. She and her management have placated him for now.
But it’s the kind of scandal that would not sit well with the MiniVan Majority.
And so she’s waiting it out. Waiting for the right time to cut him loose, while he keeps pressing to make their commitment more permanent.
Tuesday, March 25, 2008 at 11:11 AM
Update (1/14/09):
clue
denial 1: Keira Knightley & Beyonce
denial 2: Kristen Bell & Dax Shepard, Eva Mendes, Rachel Bilson, Kate Hudson, Sienna Miller
denial 3: Marion Cotillard, Eva Mendes & Heidi Montag
denial 4: Josh Duhamel & Fergie, Stuart Townsend & Charlize Theron
denial 5: Scarlett Johansson & Brittany Murphy
denial 6: Hilary Swank
denial 7: Katherine Heigl
denial 8: GMD (Tom Cruise) & RoboBride (Katie Holmes)
denial 9: Rebecca Romijn
reveal 1
reveal 2
reveal 3
reveal 4
reveal 5
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