"Digits on the Run," it's not...


Digits on the Run is not Chad Michael Murray. When I say “attractive” I mean empirically attractive… which means he appeals to more than just the emotionally stunted Hello Kitty/TeenBeat crowd that often mistakes a loser pout with actual personality. On the contrary, in addition to his famous good looks, our Digit Seeker also has a brain, and a rather distinguished one at that.

Thursday, December 21, 2006

"Gay Art" clue


Angelina & Anderson: big lips and hot gay

She’s mesmerizing, isn’t she? Not too much makeup, the most beautiful, beautiful eyes, the juiciest, juiciest lips…I can’t get enough of this bitch, even IF she’s not particularly articulate. And I’m not saying she’s like country Britney or anything but seriously, if you forget what she looks like and you just focus on what she’s saying, she never finishes proper phrases – it’s bitsand pieces all over the place.

Then again, who cares? She’s hot and she’s breastfeeding and she’s passionate about saving refugees and adopting children and hopefully making more sweet love and babies with Brad so at the end of the day, does it really matter that she’s a sentence fragment outlaw? Nah…didn’t think so.

I hope you all watched it. Educating AND entertaining, fashion AND function – what’s not to love? Especially Anderson Cooper. Yum yum gay gay! Why is it that all the good ones go homo? Everything, everything about that man is perfect. The clothes, the dramatic pauses, the way he says “360”, like it’s the only number that counts – with the butch emphasis on the “six” just to keep you guessing. I can’t get enough! And two hours with these two? It was almost, just almost, too much beauty for me to bear.

Thursday, June 22, 2006
[There is no URL for this blind since it was removed at some point. However, you can see a reference to its existence on the June 23, 2006 intro.]

Ok so I’m making up for selling out with a bonus riddle for the week. Been saving up for the occasion, you know?

Maybe gaybe? I beg to differ. How about yes yes gay gay? Aside from the fact that he’s impeccably dressed and impossibly intelligent and never with a woman and too refined to be straight, there are other indicators of his hidden homo.

Like the gargantuan portrait of his mother hanging in his bedroom above his bed – BY CHOICE!

It’s enough to make your head go round and round.

Friday, June 23, 2006