Showing posts with label weight. Show all posts
Showing posts with label weight. Show all posts

Thin For Nothing

http://www.laineygossip.com/Articles/Details/22739/Thin-For-Nothing-blind-riddle

Lower tier actress - you know her name - is desperate for a big(ger) break. When she heard The Director was working on a new blockbuster, she begged and begged for a meeting. And he repeatedly kept dicking her around, cancelling at the last minute, making her wait for a couple of hours before sending the assistant  out to tell her he wasn’t showing. I mean, he’s a legendary misogynist. And there’s nothing he likes more than playing mind games with young actresses.

Though he has no intention of putting her in his movies, he’s having a great time f-cking up her head. So he sent word that he might agree to see her but only if she loses some weight. This girl was fit to begin with. Like really fit. So she’s starving herself to let go of an extra 10, even though there’s not much there to begin with. But it’s not like it would help. Again, he’s just doing this because he can, for sh-ts and giggles, because he’s a twisted f-ck. As he explained to a colleague, “That girl is regular person pretty, and not even really regular person pretty. Definitely not hot enough for one of my movies.” And it’s like he’s almost insulted that she thought she was. Which is why this game, this game is just his way of putting her in her place, of punishing her for actually thinking she’d be good enough, sexy enough, to be his new model muse. He justifies it by saying he’s giving her a “life lesson”. Oh, and “if she offers me a blowjob, I’ll take it. One of these days, maybe I’ll throw her a favour”. Sad part is...she’s coming close to it. She’s coming very close.

February 21, 2012 at 9:44 AM

Update (7/24/12):

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Franchise Fat

http://www.laineygossip.com/Franchise_Fat_blind_riddle_written_by_Sarah_22sept11.aspx


Written by Sarah

He showed up the first time fit and fine but this time around he was rather round about the tum. The director noticed and was not happy, fearing for the consistency of the franchise. When asked to slim down, the slightly schlumpy star responded, “This movie isn’t worth it.” The trim-down request was rejected, and the show went on, but feelings were sore and things were a bit stiff until Sir Portly finished his scenes.

Thursday, September 22, 2011 at 8:01 AM



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Sponsored Tingles: Reveal The Dirt - Week 2

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There was a temperamental (that’s a kind word) actress who came back from hiatus and refused to come out of her dressing room for several hours, delaying production, because one of her co-stars had lost weight and she was no longer the thinnest girl on the show. Who?

Wednesday, April 20, 2011 at 7:30 AM

Update (8/09/11):

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The Good Mommy Weight Loss Method

http://www.laineygossip.com/Good_Mommy_Weight_Loss_Method_blind_riddle.aspx

These are the things you get from your mother.

Our perfect parent found a permanent way to keep the weight down – with a lap band installation a few years ago. At the same time, she thought she’d help out her little girl too. By pretty much forcing her teenage daughter to have one put in as well. The child protested but to no avail. And better still, instead of paying out of her own pocket, she insisted that the surgery be funded out of her precious’s bank account. Well in hindsight, no wonder.

Wednesday, January 06, 2010 at 11:55 AM

Update (01/12/10):
denial 1: Demi Moore, Christie Brinkley, Debra Messing
denial 2: Heather Locklear
denial 3: Teri Hatcher




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