PS. Bro Massage is not the GMD and John Travolta. Or the GMD and Will Smith.
Wednesday, June 17, 2009
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http://www.laineygossip.com/intro_17jun09.aspx
PS. Bro Massage is not the GMD and John Travolta. Or the GMD and Will Smith.
Wednesday, June 17, 2009
PS. Bro Massage is not the GMD and John Travolta. Or the GMD and Will Smith.
Wednesday, June 17, 2009
http://www.laineygossip.com/intro_15jun09.aspx
PPS. The GMD and Ben Stiller are not enjoying Bro Massages. Also not Lance Armstrong and Matthew McConaughey.
Monday, June 15, 2009
PPS. The GMD and Ben Stiller are not enjoying Bro Massages. Also not Lance Armstrong and Matthew McConaughey.
Monday, June 15, 2009
http://www.laineygossip.com/Gossip_for_Wednesday_March_04_2009.aspx
PPS. His & Her Anorexia is not about the GMD and Robo. Too obvious. Also not Ashlee Simpson and Pete Wentz.
Wednesday, March 04, 2009
PPS. His & Her Anorexia is not about the GMD and Robo. Too obvious. Also not Ashlee Simpson and Pete Wentz.
Wednesday, March 04, 2009
http://www.laineygossip.com/Intro_22sep08.aspx
PS. Justin Timberlake does not demand the star treatment. Neither does Tom Cruise.
Monday, September 22, 2008
PS. Justin Timberlake does not demand the star treatment. Neither does Tom Cruise.
Monday, September 22, 2008
http://www.laineygossip.com/Vin_Diesel_Tom_Cruise_From_Paula_Tom_Cruise_and_Vin_Diesel.aspx
Is it Tom Cruise and Vin Diesel? I heard this way back.
Dear Paula:
Very similar situation. But as you said, it was way back. And Tom doesn't frequent young Hollywood clubs these days. As for Vin - too obvious. Think less Shrek, more Hercules…in a manner of speaking.
Wednesday, January 04, 2006
PPS. Tom Cruise was not entertaining visitors in his trailer. Neither was Patrick Dempsey.
Thursday, December 20, 2007
Thursday, December 20, 2007
http://laineygossip.com/Will_Smith_I_Am_Legend_big_premiere_at_the_box_office.aspx
Will Smith once said that he owns the 4th of July, referring to his impressive Independence Day box office record, not only with the title film’s impressive performance but with most of his summer blockbusters, regardless of how well or how poorly they’re reviewed.
Suffice to say after this weekend, Will Smith not only owns the 4th of July, he now also owns Christmas, with I Am Legend securing the best December opening ever, making Will Smith the most bankable movie star in the business.
This is why Xenu loves Will Smith. Because 30% of Will’s box office is a lot of money. The Church wants his big bank account, the GMD wants his big balls, Will might want some young balls of his own… everybody’s on the same page.
Praise Xenu, ah-Thetan.
Monday, December 17, 2007 at 6:33:48 AM
Will Smith once said that he owns the 4th of July, referring to his impressive Independence Day box office record, not only with the title film’s impressive performance but with most of his summer blockbusters, regardless of how well or how poorly they’re reviewed.
Suffice to say after this weekend, Will Smith not only owns the 4th of July, he now also owns Christmas, with I Am Legend securing the best December opening ever, making Will Smith the most bankable movie star in the business.
This is why Xenu loves Will Smith. Because 30% of Will’s box office is a lot of money. The Church wants his big bank account, the GMD wants his big balls, Will might want some young balls of his own… everybody’s on the same page.
Praise Xenu, ah-Thetan.
Monday, December 17, 2007 at 6:33:48 AM
Thursday, November 29, 2007
PS. Katie Holmes is not a stingy bitch. Quite the opposite, in fact. One of the reasons the GMD has hidden his secrets so successfully, you see, is because unlike so many of his peers, he knows when to pay, and when to pay well. KatE therefore has learned the art of compensation. Unlike C&C who shamelessly stocks up on freebies like it’s an entitlement that comes with the award.
PS. Katie Holmes is not a stingy bitch. Quite the opposite, in fact. One of the reasons the GMD has hidden his secrets so successfully, you see, is because unlike so many of his peers, he knows when to pay, and when to pay well. KatE therefore has learned the art of compensation. Unlike C&C who shamelessly stocks up on freebies like it’s an entitlement that comes with the award.
http://www.laineygossip.com/Tom_Cruise_Detox_with_the_GMD.aspx
So the Gay Midget Dwarf is scheduled to hit NYC on April 19th for a fundraiser – apparently the Church has found the magic solution to those suffering from toxin exposure during 9/11. The Scientological program has been the recipient of hundreds of thousands of dollars in funding from the city and although some claim to have been cured by the GMD’s method, it has not been officially endorsed by the Fire or Police departments and has even been labeled “medical mumbo jumbo” by some specialists in the field, going so far as to call the procedures potentially “dangerous”. The process includes:
“high doses of niacin to release fatty acids into the bloodstream, ingesting cold-pressed oil and sweating off "toxins" in a sauna set at 140 to 180 degrees for 2 and a 1/2 to five hours a day, with frequent showers.”
Remember of course that the regimen is based on the doctrine of Church founder L Ron Hubbard – praise Thetan Ah-Xenu.
But still…Detoxing with the GMD, like, so totally works, right?
Monday, April 09, 2007
So the Gay Midget Dwarf is scheduled to hit NYC on April 19th for a fundraiser – apparently the Church has found the magic solution to those suffering from toxin exposure during 9/11. The Scientological program has been the recipient of hundreds of thousands of dollars in funding from the city and although some claim to have been cured by the GMD’s method, it has not been officially endorsed by the Fire or Police departments and has even been labeled “medical mumbo jumbo” by some specialists in the field, going so far as to call the procedures potentially “dangerous”. The process includes:
“high doses of niacin to release fatty acids into the bloodstream, ingesting cold-pressed oil and sweating off "toxins" in a sauna set at 140 to 180 degrees for 2 and a 1/2 to five hours a day, with frequent showers.”
Remember of course that the regimen is based on the doctrine of Church founder L Ron Hubbard – praise Thetan Ah-Xenu.
But still…Detoxing with the GMD, like, so totally works, right?
Monday, April 09, 2007
http://www.laineygossip.com/Needs_Nicotine_Anonymously.aspx
One of my closest friends Julie – love her – she quit smoking years ago, is one of those ex smokers who is, like, evangelical about cigarettes: it’s filthy, it’s going to kill you, don’t do it, stop doing it, why are you doing it, you really shouldn’t do it…
I, on the other hand, I’m the other kind of ex smoker. Though I stopped over a month ago, I know that I will always love smoking. Smoking for me will be like that bad boy who keeps breaking your heart and taking your money, the one you can’t even talk on the phone with, because a phone call will most certainly lead to a booty call. The point is, I get it. I get how hard it is to quit. I get that smoking is sometimes that one vice some might never leave.
But what of the superstar who claims no vices? Who claims transcendence over addiction thanks to studied enlightenment and almost supernatural self control?
Husband, hero, healer…What would his followers think of his other closeted habit? Methol ciggies alledgedly sucked back like a fiend behind closed doors - yet another secret on top of all the others. Or is it that the one super suppressed secret is spawning the others? Is it the keeping of the Big Secret that compels him to cope by secretly smoking?
Is smoking a big deal? Of course not. But for someone whose image is largely based on selling perfection, whose status supposedly is said to render him immune to addiction, who can apparently assist in overcoming it – smoking is indeed a bit hypocritical, though by comparison to his other fraud, I suppose it’s all relative.
Thursday, April 26, 2007
Update (7/18/08):
clue
One of my closest friends Julie – love her – she quit smoking years ago, is one of those ex smokers who is, like, evangelical about cigarettes: it’s filthy, it’s going to kill you, don’t do it, stop doing it, why are you doing it, you really shouldn’t do it…
I, on the other hand, I’m the other kind of ex smoker. Though I stopped over a month ago, I know that I will always love smoking. Smoking for me will be like that bad boy who keeps breaking your heart and taking your money, the one you can’t even talk on the phone with, because a phone call will most certainly lead to a booty call. The point is, I get it. I get how hard it is to quit. I get that smoking is sometimes that one vice some might never leave.
But what of the superstar who claims no vices? Who claims transcendence over addiction thanks to studied enlightenment and almost supernatural self control?
Husband, hero, healer…What would his followers think of his other closeted habit? Methol ciggies alledgedly sucked back like a fiend behind closed doors - yet another secret on top of all the others. Or is it that the one super suppressed secret is spawning the others? Is it the keeping of the Big Secret that compels him to cope by secretly smoking?
Is smoking a big deal? Of course not. But for someone whose image is largely based on selling perfection, whose status supposedly is said to render him immune to addiction, who can apparently assist in overcoming it – smoking is indeed a bit hypocritical, though by comparison to his other fraud, I suppose it’s all relative.
Thursday, April 26, 2007
Update (7/18/08):
clue
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