"His and Her Anorexia," it's not...


PS. Marc Anthony and Jennifer Lopez are not anorexic.

Friday, February 27, 2009

"His and Her Anorexia" clue


From Becca G: about Christine Taylor

I'm sitting here watching 'my name is earl' (gotta love jason lee) and Christine Taylor (aka. Mrs. Ben Stiller) is guest starring as a college professer. And let me tell you, I barely recognize her. She has gotten SO much skinnier, it's kind of shocking. She was always a thin actress but her face is looking gaunt-ish. i wish i could find a picture of her from recent because this is surprising. But just wanted to get your opinion.

Dear Becca,

You’re not the only one who’s noticed. And if Mrs Stiller was a bigger star, she’d certainly get much more tabloid space for her alarming post-pregnancy weight loss. Both times. No joke, Christine loses the baby weight in, like, less than 2 weeks. Very suspect and perhaps a tragic play for attention. What’s even more pathetic though is that no one really gives a sh*t. Poor thing. Thank Goddess she married well, non?

Monday, February 13, 2006


A surprise power player in Hollywood, his wife has always been little. But nowadays it’s his extreme thinness that is raising eyebrows. What used to be extreme controlling behaviour on set has now spilled over into his personal life, and he’s applied the same obsessive devotion to his physique, so much so that it’s become alarming.

Not that it’s uncommon in Hollywood for married couples to share aesthetic philosophies but these two have taken it to the extreme. Counting almonds together – no more than 15 a day. And an apple and some berries max. Two to three hours at the gym. Constant colonics. Every month a three day cleanse consisting of some watered down pre-mix and nothing else. Dairy is out the question, bread hasn’t been seen in a year, diuretics of course, and if the household staff make the mistake of bringing in forbidden foods without their permission – like on their own lunch hours, how unforgiveable – well look the f-ck out. You have never felt the fury of a hungry person tempted by a minion.

Thing is, she wants another baby. And has been told it’s best to relax on the stringent diet. So while she’s trying to tiptoe over to a more normal nutritional meal plan, he’s not only been reluctant, he’s also been much more distant, spending longer hours away from home, and seeming to avoid her calls when he’s at work. Like he’s afraid her healthy weight is contagious. Or something.

His behavior is also apparently getting more and bizarre. Lately he’s taken to getting onto the floor in the backseat of his chauffeured car and lying down the entire ride, crouched down, totally paranoid, even with the blacked out windows, even though he’s hardly a major pap target. He’s also borderline freakish about changing his contact information every few weeks so no one can find him.

As his schedule gets more and more overwhelming, wearing several hats at a time, those around him are wondering if he’s starting to lose it …

Thursday, February 26, 2009 at 2:46 AM

Update (3/17/09):
denial 1: Marc Anthony & Jennifer Lopez
denial 2: Demi Moore & Ashton Kutcher
denial 3: Ellen Degeneres & Portia de Rossi, David Arquette & Courteney Cox, Kevin Bacon & Kyra Sedgwick
denial 4: Tom Cruise (GMD) & Katie Holmes, Ashlee Simpson & Pete Wentz
denial 5: Chris Martin & Gwyneth Paltrow
denial 6: Keira Knightley & Rupert Friend
denial 7: Will Smith & Jada Pinkett Smith, Harrison Ford & Calista Flockhart, Judd Apatow & Leslie Mann


"Karmic cuckold?" it's not...


PS. Cindy Crawford and Rande Gerber are not the Karmic Cuckold couple. Why would that be surprising?

Wednesday, February 25, 2009

"Karmic cuckold?" it's not...


PPS. Karmic Cuckold is not about Sean and Robin. Also, apparently he told Access Hollywood that they had previously agreed he wouldn’t mention her in his acceptance speech if he won. She knew about it in advance.

Monday, February 24, 2009