http://www.laineygossip.com/intro_23nov09_and_Coopers_Camera_giveaway.aspx
PS. They All Fall Down is not Dakota Fanning.
Monday, November 23, 2009
Monday, November 23, 2009
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Friday, November 20, 2009
1
"They all fall down," it's not...
http://www.laineygossip.com/They_all_fall_down_blind_item.aspx
Not Miley Cyrus or Taylor Momsen.
Friday, November 20, 2009 at 7:41 AM
Not Miley Cyrus or Taylor Momsen.
Friday, November 20, 2009 at 7:41 AM
They all fall down
http://www.laineygossip.com/They_all_fall_down_blind_item.aspx
Very promising, very young, very well connected star was completely smashed at an afterparty recently, stumbling, mumbling, a total embarrassment, and not quite legal. She doesn’t eat, she’s drinking heavily, she’s experimenting with some other substances, she’s practically living with her boyfriend, and there is rarely an adult around to supervise.
Many thought she had passed the danger stage and she’s so promising, especially with her pedigree, that they’ll lie and hide and camouflage when she f-cks up, hoping that the phase will pass. But drama runs in the family, they should watch this one closely before she goes the way of the Lohan. Because people are talking and these people are accustomed to seeing young girls get f-cked up all the time. She’s going so hardcore though that she’s getting their attention.
Friday, November 20, 2009 at 7:41 AM
Update (11/23/09):
denial 1: Miley Cyrus & Taylor Momsen
denial 2: Dakota Fanning
Very promising, very young, very well connected star was completely smashed at an afterparty recently, stumbling, mumbling, a total embarrassment, and not quite legal. She doesn’t eat, she’s drinking heavily, she’s experimenting with some other substances, she’s practically living with her boyfriend, and there is rarely an adult around to supervise.
Many thought she had passed the danger stage and she’s so promising, especially with her pedigree, that they’ll lie and hide and camouflage when she f-cks up, hoping that the phase will pass. But drama runs in the family, they should watch this one closely before she goes the way of the Lohan. Because people are talking and these people are accustomed to seeing young girls get f-cked up all the time. She’s going so hardcore though that she’s getting their attention.
Friday, November 20, 2009 at 7:41 AM
Update (11/23/09):
denial 1: Miley Cyrus & Taylor Momsen
denial 2: Dakota Fanning
Thursday, November 5, 2009
0
"Sex & drink" reveal
http://www.laineygossip.com/November_5_2009__Smutty_ShoutOuts.aspx
To Todd & Tina, husband and wife gossips – thank you so much, it’s an honour. As for retiring…I’ll still be gossiping as an old hag, promise. By then, perhaps, I can enlighten you about Sex & Drink. But for now, all I can tell you is to focus on the mouth.
Thursday, November 05, 2009
http://www.laineygossip.com/Miley_Cyrus_and_her_beat_me_out_low_classy_on_Ellen.aspx
Low classy Beat-Me Mouth
JailBait Miley Cyrus appeared on Ellen this week to promote Bolt and made everyone hate her even more.
See clip below.
I know. You want to slap her in the beat-me mouth, don’t you? That voice, that cackle – how many cigarettes do you have to mainline to achieve that cackle? And the low classy chair fidgeting. My mother would have twisted me by the ear and dragged me down to the stinky vegetable market to mix with the villagers if I low classy chair fidgeted like that on national television.
She has a thing, my mother, about body twitches. Like when you see someone seated at a restaurant, and they’re bouncing one leg up and down under the table? It’s the worst habit ever.
According to my mother, it’s also a sign of poor breeding. She’s been known to request a different seating arrangement if someone next to her starts bouncing their legs. And once, particularly offended by a particularly offensive leg bouncer, she actually hissed “Cha!” into his ear as she swept by on her way to the loo, claiming she had sneezed.
Never mind that she eats with her mouth open.
It all goes back to the old days. Picture a narrow street in Hong Hong at night, the sewers are stinky, the people are stinky, and the triads are running the show. And a group of punk ass gang members holds court at a sidewalk noodle shop, all wearing beater tanks, their underarm hair poking out like black insect legs, a cigarette or a toothpick out the side of their mouths, legs spread open and one hand braced on one knee bouncing up and down kissing their teeth and hurling obscenities at the ladies walking by…
THAT is Miley Cyrus.
Wednesday, November 19, 2008 at 1:14 PM
To Todd & Tina, husband and wife gossips – thank you so much, it’s an honour. As for retiring…I’ll still be gossiping as an old hag, promise. By then, perhaps, I can enlighten you about Sex & Drink. But for now, all I can tell you is to focus on the mouth.
Thursday, November 05, 2009
http://www.laineygossip.com/Miley_Cyrus_and_her_beat_me_out_low_classy_on_Ellen.aspx
Low classy Beat-Me Mouth
JailBait Miley Cyrus appeared on Ellen this week to promote Bolt and made everyone hate her even more.
See clip below.
I know. You want to slap her in the beat-me mouth, don’t you? That voice, that cackle – how many cigarettes do you have to mainline to achieve that cackle? And the low classy chair fidgeting. My mother would have twisted me by the ear and dragged me down to the stinky vegetable market to mix with the villagers if I low classy chair fidgeted like that on national television.
She has a thing, my mother, about body twitches. Like when you see someone seated at a restaurant, and they’re bouncing one leg up and down under the table? It’s the worst habit ever.
According to my mother, it’s also a sign of poor breeding. She’s been known to request a different seating arrangement if someone next to her starts bouncing their legs. And once, particularly offended by a particularly offensive leg bouncer, she actually hissed “Cha!” into his ear as she swept by on her way to the loo, claiming she had sneezed.
Never mind that she eats with her mouth open.
It all goes back to the old days. Picture a narrow street in Hong Hong at night, the sewers are stinky, the people are stinky, and the triads are running the show. And a group of punk ass gang members holds court at a sidewalk noodle shop, all wearing beater tanks, their underarm hair poking out like black insect legs, a cigarette or a toothpick out the side of their mouths, legs spread open and one hand braced on one knee bouncing up and down kissing their teeth and hurling obscenities at the ladies walking by…
THAT is Miley Cyrus.
Wednesday, November 19, 2008 at 1:14 PM
Wednesday, November 4, 2009
0
"Sex & drink," it's not...
http://www.laineygossip.com/intro_04nov09.aspx
PS. The reference to a “billion dollar brand” was not ironic. Sex & Drink is not Ali Lohan. Heh.
Wednesday, November 04, 2009
PS. The reference to a “billion dollar brand” was not ironic. Sex & Drink is not Ali Lohan. Heh.
Wednesday, November 04, 2009
Tuesday, November 3, 2009
0
"Rough patch, happy ending" reveal
http://www.laineygossip.com/Star_Magazine_reports_that_Chris_Martin_cheats_on_Gwyneth_Paltrow_with_Kate_Bosworth.aspx
Gwyneth humiliated
Star Magazine is definitely not the most trustworthy source. Most of it is bullsh-t. But this is a story that cannot be ignored. The new issue of Star Magazine includes an explosive allegation – Chris Martin cheated on Gwyneth Paltrow with Kate Bosworth. Yes. Her again.
Ordinarily, considering it’s Star, the immediate reaction is to dismiss. But here’s why this report might be different. Because several magazines were investigating it a few days ago. I received calls about it on Saturday from other magazines. Chris and Kate were supposedly kissing in the open at a U2 show in Vegas two weeks ago in plain view. Which means that there was more than one witness. And each witness went to a tabloid. And each tabloid was scrambling to source it. And Star Magazine beat everyone else to the punch.Because their fact checkers are faster? Heh. Needless to say, reps for all three have issued denials. Because reps NEVER EVER lie.
The new issue of Star Magazine hits stands tomorrow. etalk has a special preview tonight. So should we believe it?
Well…
There's precedent. I’ve been telling you about Kate Bosworth. My sources told me she allegedly pursued Jim Sturgess relentlessly during 21 without respecting the fact that he had a girlfriend. She did the same recently with Alexander Skarsgard and Evan Rachel Wood. She does not seem to care. If she wants it, she goes for it. Must be a food deficiency. And of course whatever “happy” makes her happy.
As for Chris Martin… if you’ve been reading this site long enough, you already know about those old rumours. London was buzzing about something with a civilian nearly two years ago and more recently, Chris and Gwyneth hit a rough patch like this before that resulted in a positive resolution. But those were kept undercover. They were not blown out publicly with G plastered all over the papers, embarrassingly portrayed as the jilted, homely wife betrayed for a younger version of herself.
How utterly…common.
And that’s the humiliation, isn’t it? Not only is her husband cheating, but now it’s become supermarket material. Gwyneth’s face alongside Jon & Kate plus 8. In her circle, this s the ultimate insult.
And you hate her so much, you’ll probably say she deserves it. Yeah, Gwyneth deserves a lot of snark, she deserves your derision a lot of the time too. But she doesn’t deserve a prick ass husband and a skank crank hag who always hankers for what doesn’t belong to her.
Watch etalk tonight for more details on what Kate and Chris were doing and how flagrantly they behaved afterwards.
Tuesday, November 03, 2009 at 8:12 AM
Gwyneth humiliated
Star Magazine is definitely not the most trustworthy source. Most of it is bullsh-t. But this is a story that cannot be ignored. The new issue of Star Magazine includes an explosive allegation – Chris Martin cheated on Gwyneth Paltrow with Kate Bosworth. Yes. Her again.
Ordinarily, considering it’s Star, the immediate reaction is to dismiss. But here’s why this report might be different. Because several magazines were investigating it a few days ago. I received calls about it on Saturday from other magazines. Chris and Kate were supposedly kissing in the open at a U2 show in Vegas two weeks ago in plain view. Which means that there was more than one witness. And each witness went to a tabloid. And each tabloid was scrambling to source it. And Star Magazine beat everyone else to the punch.Because their fact checkers are faster? Heh. Needless to say, reps for all three have issued denials. Because reps NEVER EVER lie.
The new issue of Star Magazine hits stands tomorrow. etalk has a special preview tonight. So should we believe it?
Well…
There's precedent. I’ve been telling you about Kate Bosworth. My sources told me she allegedly pursued Jim Sturgess relentlessly during 21 without respecting the fact that he had a girlfriend. She did the same recently with Alexander Skarsgard and Evan Rachel Wood. She does not seem to care. If she wants it, she goes for it. Must be a food deficiency. And of course whatever “happy” makes her happy.
As for Chris Martin… if you’ve been reading this site long enough, you already know about those old rumours. London was buzzing about something with a civilian nearly two years ago and more recently, Chris and Gwyneth hit a rough patch like this before that resulted in a positive resolution. But those were kept undercover. They were not blown out publicly with G plastered all over the papers, embarrassingly portrayed as the jilted, homely wife betrayed for a younger version of herself.
How utterly…common.
And that’s the humiliation, isn’t it? Not only is her husband cheating, but now it’s become supermarket material. Gwyneth’s face alongside Jon & Kate plus 8. In her circle, this s the ultimate insult.
And you hate her so much, you’ll probably say she deserves it. Yeah, Gwyneth deserves a lot of snark, she deserves your derision a lot of the time too. But she doesn’t deserve a prick ass husband and a skank crank hag who always hankers for what doesn’t belong to her.
Watch etalk tonight for more details on what Kate and Chris were doing and how flagrantly they behaved afterwards.
Tuesday, November 03, 2009 at 8:12 AM
"Sex & drink," it's not...
http://www.laineygossip.com/intro_03nov09.aspx
PS. Sex & Drink is not Taylor Swift.
Tuesday, November 03, 2009
PS. Sex & Drink is not Taylor Swift.
Tuesday, November 03, 2009
Monday, November 2, 2009
0
"Sex & drink" clue 2
http://www.laineygossip.com/gossip.aspxFrom Lainey's "Gossip Guide"
JailBait Miley Cyrus
The Mouse churns out virgins pimped out by their parents claiming to be eternal virgins in love with the Lord. Yay for child stardom!
"Sex & drink" clue 1
http://www.laineygossip.com/Miley_Cyrus_hacked_revealing_racy_photos_she_sent_to_a_Jonas_Brother.aspx
Jailbait gets hacked
Another round of Miley Cyrus “scandal” shots – scandalous for Disney, that is, but totally normal for any sex-obsessed, boy crazed 16 year old. The only difference is that THIS 16 year old has become a brand. A projected billion dollar brand.
Once upon a time, teenagers were simply entertainers, which was bad enough. Nowadays it’s not enough. Nowadays teenagers become corporations. It’s called selling jailbait, the product of parental pimps, greedy as f&ck, getting into bed with media conglomerates turning adolescence into a marketing strategy.
So here’s Miley, taking innocently provocative photos of herself – photos that were supposedly sent to one of the Jonas Brothers. Apparently someone hacked into her email, leaking these shots with the promise of more (and worse) to come.
The most offensive thing about these shots is that mouth. She thinks that mouth is the sh*t. She thinks that pout is the badass.
Jailbait... please!
Needless to say, Miley’s parents and Disney once again find themselves playing defence – who to blame this time? Last go round it was Annie Leibovitz and Vanity Fair, accusing them of taking advantage of a young girl who didn’t know better.
But this time, it’s Miley’s camera, Miley’s inbox. So what’s the spin now? How do they protect their commodity while depriving it from the experiences every teen is curious about and entitled to?
And still, every weekend at the mall, they come in droves: moms and dads lining up at the “talent agent booth” hoping their precious darling will become the “next”. Pimping is now an honourable profession?
Click here for more Miley pics.
Monday, July 14, 2008 at 5:47 AM
Jailbait gets hacked
Another round of Miley Cyrus “scandal” shots – scandalous for Disney, that is, but totally normal for any sex-obsessed, boy crazed 16 year old. The only difference is that THIS 16 year old has become a brand. A projected billion dollar brand.
Once upon a time, teenagers were simply entertainers, which was bad enough. Nowadays it’s not enough. Nowadays teenagers become corporations. It’s called selling jailbait, the product of parental pimps, greedy as f&ck, getting into bed with media conglomerates turning adolescence into a marketing strategy.
So here’s Miley, taking innocently provocative photos of herself – photos that were supposedly sent to one of the Jonas Brothers. Apparently someone hacked into her email, leaking these shots with the promise of more (and worse) to come.
The most offensive thing about these shots is that mouth. She thinks that mouth is the sh*t. She thinks that pout is the badass.
Jailbait... please!
Needless to say, Miley’s parents and Disney once again find themselves playing defence – who to blame this time? Last go round it was Annie Leibovitz and Vanity Fair, accusing them of taking advantage of a young girl who didn’t know better.
But this time, it’s Miley’s camera, Miley’s inbox. So what’s the spin now? How do they protect their commodity while depriving it from the experiences every teen is curious about and entitled to?
And still, every weekend at the mall, they come in droves: moms and dads lining up at the “talent agent booth” hoping their precious darling will become the “next”. Pimping is now an honourable profession?
Click here for more Miley pics.
Monday, July 14, 2008 at 5:47 AM
Sex & drink
http://www.laineygossip.com/Sex_and_drink_blind_item.aspx
When do the drugs kick in?
Not that you need me to tell you that she’s not so innocent but this is the sh-t that goes on behind the glossy glitter, the packaging, and a billion dollar brand that must, at all costs, be protected.
There was a pregnancy scare a few weeks ago. She was actually bragging about it, because of course she desperately wants people to know that she’s having sex. There was a serious sit-down, a discussion about the ramifications of her actions, and a promise from her handlers that she’d be controlled with an agreement that control also comes with a “get rid of the problem” policy that the Lord probably wouldn’t approve of.
Turns out she wasn’t pregnant. But she is drinking. And boastful about it too. Once again, it’s the yapping that keeps getting her in trouble.
At a shoot recently, she didn’t realise her mic was on. They all get caught with their mic on, don’t they? What came out of her mouth?
Oh, only a lot of talk about her experience with “getting f-cked”, like proudly, and more boasting about her flavour for “dirty martinis”, apparently her drink of choice. Great lessons from mommy and daddy.
Monday, November 02, 2009 at 7:06 AM
Update (11/05/09):
clue 1
clue 2
denial 1: Taylor Swift
denial 2: Ali Lohan
reveal
When do the drugs kick in?
Not that you need me to tell you that she’s not so innocent but this is the sh-t that goes on behind the glossy glitter, the packaging, and a billion dollar brand that must, at all costs, be protected.
There was a pregnancy scare a few weeks ago. She was actually bragging about it, because of course she desperately wants people to know that she’s having sex. There was a serious sit-down, a discussion about the ramifications of her actions, and a promise from her handlers that she’d be controlled with an agreement that control also comes with a “get rid of the problem” policy that the Lord probably wouldn’t approve of.
Turns out she wasn’t pregnant. But she is drinking. And boastful about it too. Once again, it’s the yapping that keeps getting her in trouble.
At a shoot recently, she didn’t realise her mic was on. They all get caught with their mic on, don’t they? What came out of her mouth?
Oh, only a lot of talk about her experience with “getting f-cked”, like proudly, and more boasting about her flavour for “dirty martinis”, apparently her drink of choice. Great lessons from mommy and daddy.
Monday, November 02, 2009 at 7:06 AM
Update (11/05/09):
clue 1
clue 2
denial 1: Taylor Swift
denial 2: Ali Lohan
reveal
Tuesday, September 1, 2009
"Bro Massage" clue
http://www.laineygossip.com/August_28_2009__Smutty_ShoutOuts.aspx
Happy Birthday Julie V! Am told you are the “seed from which a massive gossip tree grew” amongst your friends and family. Thank you! My gift of appreciation to you is this: Bro Massage is a funny person who hangs out with funny people but his pleasure partner was not in the movie…this time.
Friday, August 28, 2009 at 7:08 AM
Happy Birthday Julie V! Am told you are the “seed from which a massive gossip tree grew” amongst your friends and family. Thank you! My gift of appreciation to you is this: Bro Massage is a funny person who hangs out with funny people but his pleasure partner was not in the movie…this time.
Friday, August 28, 2009 at 7:08 AM
Wednesday, August 19, 2009
"Smack no kids" reveal #3
http://www.laineygossip.com/Eric_Dane_Rebecca_Gayheart_not_a_sex_tape_.aspx
They say they want kids
But they have No Kids.
This is a good thing.
That was also an obvious reveal. But you shouldn’t have needed it, right?
So about that Eric Dane/Rebecca Gayheart “not a sex tape” – sorry I haven’t had a chance to get to it ‘til now.
If you’ve not heard about the situation click here for more.
In short, a few years ago, McSteamy and his wife Rebecca were hanging out with some former beauty queen turned Hollywood madame (alleged). They did some drugs, they took their clothes off, and they turned on the video camera.
Surprise!
The clip leaked online.
A photo of Rebecca with a crack pipe was recently also published in a tabloid, I think the National Enquirer?
Anyway, his lawyer subsequently released a statement:
"This is simply a private, consensual moment involving a married couple, shot several years ago, which was never intended to be seen by the public. Although the participants are nude, the tape is not a 'sex tape.' It is a private tape made for only my clients' personal use, and nobody has the right to exploit it. If anyone exploits the tape, they will be violating my clients' rights and will be exposed to significant liability."
Curious the language, non?
Like they had to go out of their way to insist that there was no sex?
Why?
Some say it’s a behaviour clause in his contract…?
He works for the MiniVan Majority’s favourite show under a Disney umbrella, he’s covering his ass in the event of a corporate smackdown? Right now it’s just a theory.
And of course for public opinion.
Because as you know before these scandals broke the two were trying to sell us on the wholesomeness of their relationship. Last year Eric told Ellen Degeneres that they were working on starting a family.
Totally.
Of course.
Rebecca with her track record and her various nefarious activities and friends would be the perfect parent, right?
Please.
As soon as she gets pregnant and starts mooning about motherhood and the beauty of life, forgiveness and “forgetness” will come quickly.
Motherhood is the great whitewash.
A bitch gets knocked up and suddenly she’s part of the sisterhood. Ovaries unite.
Here are Dane and Gayheart arriving at LAX last month.
Wednesday, August 19, 2009 at 4:27 PM
They say they want kids
But they have No Kids.
This is a good thing.
That was also an obvious reveal. But you shouldn’t have needed it, right?
So about that Eric Dane/Rebecca Gayheart “not a sex tape” – sorry I haven’t had a chance to get to it ‘til now.
If you’ve not heard about the situation click here for more.
In short, a few years ago, McSteamy and his wife Rebecca were hanging out with some former beauty queen turned Hollywood madame (alleged). They did some drugs, they took their clothes off, and they turned on the video camera.
Surprise!
The clip leaked online.
A photo of Rebecca with a crack pipe was recently also published in a tabloid, I think the National Enquirer?
Anyway, his lawyer subsequently released a statement:
"This is simply a private, consensual moment involving a married couple, shot several years ago, which was never intended to be seen by the public. Although the participants are nude, the tape is not a 'sex tape.' It is a private tape made for only my clients' personal use, and nobody has the right to exploit it. If anyone exploits the tape, they will be violating my clients' rights and will be exposed to significant liability."
Curious the language, non?
Like they had to go out of their way to insist that there was no sex?
Why?
Some say it’s a behaviour clause in his contract…?
He works for the MiniVan Majority’s favourite show under a Disney umbrella, he’s covering his ass in the event of a corporate smackdown? Right now it’s just a theory.
And of course for public opinion.
Because as you know before these scandals broke the two were trying to sell us on the wholesomeness of their relationship. Last year Eric told Ellen Degeneres that they were working on starting a family.
Totally.
Of course.
Rebecca with her track record and her various nefarious activities and friends would be the perfect parent, right?
Please.
As soon as she gets pregnant and starts mooning about motherhood and the beauty of life, forgiveness and “forgetness” will come quickly.
Motherhood is the great whitewash.
A bitch gets knocked up and suddenly she’s part of the sisterhood. Ovaries unite.
Here are Dane and Gayheart arriving at LAX last month.
Wednesday, August 19, 2009 at 4:27 PM
Thursday, August 13, 2009
"Mute Stones & Nude Windows" reveal #3
http://www.laineygossip.com/Ashley_Judd_making_demands_at_Harvard.aspx
So Ashley Judd is studying at Harvard. She’s enrolled in the Mid-Career Master in Public Administration program and isn’t waiting for frosh week to pass before pulling celebrity rank. This time though she’s using the faculty and not her mute stones.
According to Boston.com:
“If you happen to see Ashley Judd wandering the halls at Harvard, approach at your own peril.”
Ashley has requested that her file be sealed – understandable, I guess, but certainly not a luxury every student enjoys. On top of that, police presence has been arranged at all coffee breaks to protect her from randoms coming up to pry. The excuse is that these randoms could eventually turn out to be reporters.
Please!
An email was sent to staff informing them of these procedures offering suggestions about what to do if anyone gets too nosy about the “B List actress”. Heh.
No but seriously…
The purpose of university is to learn in community, non?
Oh I know. I know she has such a pretty smile and those warm cheeks and even a dimple or two and it’s so hard to believe someone who looks so nice really isn’t nice inside. Sigh. Haven’t we learned from Reese Witherspoon’s bitchface?
Thanks M!
Thursday, August 13, 2009 at 8:25 AM
So Ashley Judd is studying at Harvard. She’s enrolled in the Mid-Career Master in Public Administration program and isn’t waiting for frosh week to pass before pulling celebrity rank. This time though she’s using the faculty and not her mute stones.
According to Boston.com:
“If you happen to see Ashley Judd wandering the halls at Harvard, approach at your own peril.”
Ashley has requested that her file be sealed – understandable, I guess, but certainly not a luxury every student enjoys. On top of that, police presence has been arranged at all coffee breaks to protect her from randoms coming up to pry. The excuse is that these randoms could eventually turn out to be reporters.
Please!
An email was sent to staff informing them of these procedures offering suggestions about what to do if anyone gets too nosy about the “B List actress”. Heh.
No but seriously…
The purpose of university is to learn in community, non?
Oh I know. I know she has such a pretty smile and those warm cheeks and even a dimple or two and it’s so hard to believe someone who looks so nice really isn’t nice inside. Sigh. Haven’t we learned from Reese Witherspoon’s bitchface?
Thanks M!
Thursday, August 13, 2009 at 8:25 AM
Thursday, August 6, 2009
"Mute Stones & Nude Windows" revealed again
http://www.laineygossip.com/Smutty_Tingles_06aug09.aspx
Will she share her mood stones at Harvard? (Just Jared)
Thursday, August 06, 2009 at 11:01 AM
Will she share her mood stones at Harvard? (Just Jared)
Thursday, August 06, 2009 at 11:01 AM
Monday, August 3, 2009
"Rough patch, happy ending" clue 2
http://www.laineygossip.com/Gwyneth_Paltrow_GOOP_on_lasting_relationships.aspx
GOOPy on marriage
3 in a row!
No recipes!
Instead, this week’s GOOP is about relationships. Her opening paragraph is short and promising. And then it gets all clinical and a little zen lotus tree huggy, posing this question to the experts:
“What does it take to sustain a happy and successful relationship or marriage?”
Gwyneth writes that “a long-term relationship between two people is an ever evolving organism. Some stay the course, some fall, all stumble.”
Rumour has it her stumbles have been recent. But that she’s been able to move past the betrayals in service of keeping the picture pretty. Needless to say, G doesn’t offer any personal insight, nor does she tell us what really happened between Madge and Guy.
Is there a secret to a happy and successful marriage?
According to Jada Pinkett Smith, it’s lots of sex. And sex in a limo on the way to the Oscars. With each other??? There are doubters…
As for Gwyneth and Chris, even though it looked shaky 6 months ago, with tabloids reports calling for a split, right now by all accounts they are more solid than ever. It’s what you can bear. Girls like Gwyneth were born to bear in exchange.
Click here for GOOP on marriage.
Thursday, July 16, 2009 at 12:05 PM
GOOPy on marriage
3 in a row!
No recipes!
Instead, this week’s GOOP is about relationships. Her opening paragraph is short and promising. And then it gets all clinical and a little zen lotus tree huggy, posing this question to the experts:
“What does it take to sustain a happy and successful relationship or marriage?”
Gwyneth writes that “a long-term relationship between two people is an ever evolving organism. Some stay the course, some fall, all stumble.”
Rumour has it her stumbles have been recent. But that she’s been able to move past the betrayals in service of keeping the picture pretty. Needless to say, G doesn’t offer any personal insight, nor does she tell us what really happened between Madge and Guy.
Is there a secret to a happy and successful marriage?
According to Jada Pinkett Smith, it’s lots of sex. And sex in a limo on the way to the Oscars. With each other??? There are doubters…
As for Gwyneth and Chris, even though it looked shaky 6 months ago, with tabloids reports calling for a split, right now by all accounts they are more solid than ever. It’s what you can bear. Girls like Gwyneth were born to bear in exchange.
Click here for GOOP on marriage.
Thursday, July 16, 2009 at 12:05 PM
