Except my feet really hurt. Reminds me of what @jessimtv said at the Oscars abt a nominated actress who Botoxed her feet 4comfort in heels
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Showing posts with label female. Show all posts
Showing posts with label female. Show all posts
http://www.laineygossip.com/Who_would_want_to_work_with_this_blind_riddle_14mar11.aspx
She’s long had a reputation for being absolute hell to work with. I mean like straight up crazy. Leaves her sh-t, sometimes literally, everywhere, specifies exact times when people can or cannot talk to her, is foaming at the mouth insane one minute, calm and collected the next. Lately her opportunities have dried up. And this is a good example of why.
Press junket. A handler has to make sure she wakes up in the morning. Because she’s not a proper adult? She finds her completely out of it. Has to put her in the shower and HOLD HER UP. Picture that please. A grown woman having to be physically SUPPORTED in the shower to make sure she can go and do her JOB. She then had to be spoon fed her breakfast. And she had to be dressed. Like, let’s put on your socks! Finally they get her to the point where she can be seen in public. A journalist is soon expected for an interview. Through it all she’s still a f-cking zombie.
Soon as the reporter comes into the room though, a switch goes off. She’s alive. She’s engaging. She can speak in proper sentences. And you can imagine, for the people who’ve experienced this, who’ve had to work with her, who have to manage the unpredictability of this, how scary it must be, how utterly unsettling, even more unsettling than most of her peers. And in her business, that’s a pretty high standard.
She’s long had a reputation for being absolute hell to work with. I mean like straight up crazy. Leaves her sh-t, sometimes literally, everywhere, specifies exact times when people can or cannot talk to her, is foaming at the mouth insane one minute, calm and collected the next. Lately her opportunities have dried up. And this is a good example of why.
Press junket. A handler has to make sure she wakes up in the morning. Because she’s not a proper adult? She finds her completely out of it. Has to put her in the shower and HOLD HER UP. Picture that please. A grown woman having to be physically SUPPORTED in the shower to make sure she can go and do her JOB. She then had to be spoon fed her breakfast. And she had to be dressed. Like, let’s put on your socks! Finally they get her to the point where she can be seen in public. A journalist is soon expected for an interview. Through it all she’s still a f-cking zombie.
Soon as the reporter comes into the room though, a switch goes off. She’s alive. She’s engaging. She can speak in proper sentences. And you can imagine, for the people who’ve experienced this, who’ve had to work with her, who have to manage the unpredictability of this, how scary it must be, how utterly unsettling, even more unsettling than most of her peers. And in her business, that’s a pretty high standard.
Monday, March 14, 2011 at 6:07 AM
Update (2/15/12):
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[Comment From Ms. Estella ]
Working on any juicy blinds, Lainey? I need something to get me through this day...I'm still vomiting all the time at 8 mos. along.
Lainey: Estella - a mother on holiday with her kid. spends the whole time getting shooting up and passing out. which is why she brings the help. Feel better?
Tuesday, January 04, 2011 at 11:58 AM
http://www.laineygossip.com/Smutty_ShoutOuts_26aug10.aspx
as for a quick riddle – who went in for labia tightening surgery?
as for a quick riddle – who went in for labia tightening surgery?
Thursday, August 26, 2010 at 7:33 AM
http://www.laineygossip.com/Smutty_ShoutOuts_28may10.aspx
Don’t have a juicy blind but I do have a rather pedestrian one about a girl whose mom has no idea she likes inviting strange men into her hotel rooms to f-ck and snort. Is that ok?
Friday, May 28, 2010 at 6:57 AM
Update (5/31/10):
denial 1: Miley Cyrus
Don’t have a juicy blind but I do have a rather pedestrian one about a girl whose mom has no idea she likes inviting strange men into her hotel rooms to f-ck and snort. Is that ok?
Friday, May 28, 2010 at 6:57 AM
Update (5/31/10):
denial 1: Miley Cyrus
http://www.laineygossip.com/Anger_Management_Blind_Item.aspx
It's not just Russell Crowe who has anger issues...only he was stupid enough to beat down a dude who didn't have to survive in the business.
This ferocious lady who in these circles has always been known to be a difficult bitch keeps her attacks, with a few exceptions (like if you make the mistake of not getting out of her way quickly enough at the airport), restricted to those who have to work around her. Like PAs and caterers, makeup artists. Whichever minion catches her in a bad mood and depending on the crime, it could result in an open hand slap to the face, throwing coffee all over someone's pants, and most recently, when craft services wasn't up to her exacting standards, stalking up to an unsuspecting staffer, ripping the phone out of his ear, and screeching to the person on the other line: "you've been talking to a retard who can't do his job."
Apparently her episodes have been getting more and more violent, so much so that the director and producer on her current project have had to call in reinforcements: her husband is now travelling with her to calm her now legendary temper but also to look after the little one, who has been exposed on more than a few occasions to her viotriolic outbursts. So far...it's working. Everyone is relieved but also extra, extra cautious. Calm before the storm.
Thursday, September 04, 2008 at 11:47 AM
Update (10/15/08):
denial 1: Courteney Cox
denial 2: Jessica Alba
denial 3: Kim Basinger
denial 4: Debra Messing
denial 5: Kate Beckinsale
denial 6: Kate Hudson
denial 7: Nicole Ritchie
denial 8: Jennifer Connelly
denial 9: Rachel Weisz
denial 10: Jennifer Garner & Katie Holmes
denial 11: Salma Hayek
denial 12: Catherine Zeta-Jones
denial 13: Diane Lane
denial 14: Brooke Shields
It's not just Russell Crowe who has anger issues...only he was stupid enough to beat down a dude who didn't have to survive in the business.
This ferocious lady who in these circles has always been known to be a difficult bitch keeps her attacks, with a few exceptions (like if you make the mistake of not getting out of her way quickly enough at the airport), restricted to those who have to work around her. Like PAs and caterers, makeup artists. Whichever minion catches her in a bad mood and depending on the crime, it could result in an open hand slap to the face, throwing coffee all over someone's pants, and most recently, when craft services wasn't up to her exacting standards, stalking up to an unsuspecting staffer, ripping the phone out of his ear, and screeching to the person on the other line: "you've been talking to a retard who can't do his job."
Apparently her episodes have been getting more and more violent, so much so that the director and producer on her current project have had to call in reinforcements: her husband is now travelling with her to calm her now legendary temper but also to look after the little one, who has been exposed on more than a few occasions to her viotriolic outbursts. So far...it's working. Everyone is relieved but also extra, extra cautious. Calm before the storm.
Thursday, September 04, 2008 at 11:47 AM
Update (10/15/08):
denial 1: Courteney Cox
denial 2: Jessica Alba
denial 3: Kim Basinger
denial 4: Debra Messing
denial 5: Kate Beckinsale
denial 6: Kate Hudson
denial 7: Nicole Ritchie
denial 8: Jennifer Connelly
denial 9: Rachel Weisz
denial 10: Jennifer Garner & Katie Holmes
denial 11: Salma Hayek
denial 12: Catherine Zeta-Jones
denial 13: Diane Lane
denial 14: Brooke Shields
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http://laineygossip.com/Photo_Negotiation.aspx
She says she is free and fabulous, embarking on a new chapter in her life, and recently went in for a little touch-me-up in the chest area. Some changes leave things super saggy and the sagging never stops. Which is why she opens up the scar between her tits once a year – a scar that is visible in person but oddly enough, never in photographs.
What she does, you see, is she barters with the paps. She wheels and deals and offers to give it up for them if they go home and click away her breast scabs. So they shake on it and she does something outrageous to guarantee they sell her pictures with what looks like baby’s skin on her chest, and everybody’s happy.
Protecting oneself against bad pictures is one thing…but what about arranging bad pictures for your enemy? There’s another celebrity who not only works with the paps to pimp out herself, she also works with them to make sure those she detests are not only photographed badly but also touched DOWN to look especially horrid. She’ll either give up exclusive tips or exclusive shots on herself in exchange for a photographic smear job on those she hates. Like doctoring images to reveal unflattering body parts, receding hairlines, pimples, and especially fat.
The paparazzi aren’t the real scum…
Friday, May 16, 2008 at 8:06 AM
Update (3/31/09):
poll
denial 1 (for subject 1): Pamela Anderson
denial 2 (for subject 1): Pamela Anderson
clue? (Star Jones)
subject 2 confirmation (Paris Hilton)
subject 2 revealed
subject 2 detail
http://www.laineygossip.com/Self_improvement.aspx
A bonus blind from me to you as a token of my appreciation for only putting out 2 columns this week. Enjoy!
She's an aging superstar, probably well past the pinnacle of her success. And while she still has potential, she can't seem to accept her age. In her mind, the mature face just doesn't work as well as the younger one. So, as most stars do, she went for an enhancement. Several enhancements actually. Which did not go over well at all. But even though everyone keeps urging her to let her natural older beauty take over and even though she knows they're right, she's having a hard time controlling her self improvement urges. Sad thing is - her obsession is slowly isolating her from everyone in her life. Looks like the notorious Cat Woman (Jocelyn Wildenstein) isn't the only one addicted to her plastic surgeon…
And it's NOT Melanie Griffith.
Denial: Melanie Griffith
A bonus blind from me to you as a token of my appreciation for only putting out 2 columns this week. Enjoy!
She's an aging superstar, probably well past the pinnacle of her success. And while she still has potential, she can't seem to accept her age. In her mind, the mature face just doesn't work as well as the younger one. So, as most stars do, she went for an enhancement. Several enhancements actually. Which did not go over well at all. But even though everyone keeps urging her to let her natural older beauty take over and even though she knows they're right, she's having a hard time controlling her self improvement urges. Sad thing is - her obsession is slowly isolating her from everyone in her life. Looks like the notorious Cat Woman (Jocelyn Wildenstein) isn't the only one addicted to her plastic surgeon…
And it's NOT Melanie Griffith.
Wednesday, October 12, 2005
Denial: Melanie Griffith
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