Tuesday, May 30, 2006
Matthew McConnaughey does not need supervision. Or a beard, although some would say he already has one. For the record, I do not think he's a McGay. Unless he stopped f&cking women 2 years ago. Which is when a certain acquaintance of mine bagged him good and hard. But that's another story.
And it isn't Matthew Broderick either. Unlike Mr. Parker, the queer you're looking for has never been married to a horse. A real woman, yes. But definitely not a horse.
