"Running errands" revealed

http://www.laineygossip.com/Mischa_Barton_Elisha_Cuthbert_didnt_even_bother.aspx

Another Canadian committing fashion crimes in Hollywood. What the frick is going on? Has Shania Twain infected them all??? I’m all over extensions when they’re well done. In fact, if I didn’t have to deal with donors and clients, I’d get myself a Mischa Barton weave and go rank at da club. Elisha’s ghetto locks however leave much to be desired. I don’t understand why the top is straight and the bottom half is all kinky. In fact, why even bother going to a swanky cancer benefit and putting on an expensive dress to get photographed when you can barely lift your finger to make the effort? I don’t get it.

I also don’t get why she’s dating that moron Sean Avery. For those of you who don’t follow hockey, he plays for the LA Kings and according to many players in the league, he’s a redneck bigot. (is that redundant???) We’re not even at the halfway mark of the season yet and he’s managed to piss off French Canadians and blacks. Quite a charmer, non? And it begs the question…what the hell is she doing with him???

Thursday, December 15, 2005

"Running errands" revealed

Running errands

http://www.laineygossip.com/Running_errands.aspx

She's a huge star in her field. One of the biggest. Low key, undramatic lifestyle, no frequent appearances in the rags, pretty scandal free. Unless you count her hideous fashion crimes, of course. Beyond that, however, there's really not much to criticise. Which is what makes what I'm about to tell you that much more surprising. How do you think her wholesome fans would feel if they found out that the lady sends her staff people out to make her Hash runs??? I hear she's been dabbling for a while and they're starting to say it's become a lot more than just recreational use. Not exactly alarming compared to some of the other crap being snorted in the industry…but still. Given that she keeps preaching about clean living and staying healthy, it's yet another example of celebrity hypocrisy.

One guess. Good luck.

Sunday, December 04, 2005

Update (3/1/08):
denial: Sheryl Crow, Oprah Winfrey & Gwen Stefani
reveal

Running errands