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Another Canadian committing fashion crimes in Hollywood. What the frick is going on? Has Shania Twain infected them all??? I’m all over extensions when they’re well done. In fact, if I didn’t have to deal with donors and clients, I’d get myself a Mischa Barton weave and go rank at da club. Elisha’s ghetto locks however leave much to be desired. I don’t understand why the top is straight and the bottom half is all kinky. In fact, why even bother going to a swanky cancer benefit and putting on an expensive dress to get photographed when you can barely lift your finger to make the effort? I don’t get it.

I also don’t get why she’s dating that moron Sean Avery. For those of you who don’t follow hockey, he plays for the LA Kings and according to many players in the league, he’s a redneck bigot. (is that redundant???) We’re not even at the halfway mark of the season yet and he’s managed to piss off French Canadians and blacks. Quite a charmer, non? And it begs the question…what the hell is she doing with him???

Thursday, December 15, 2005

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