"New Bitch Unwelcome" revealed


Maybe Chace Crawford is perfect for Carrie Underwood after all. Rumour has it Carrie is a raging cow. Callous with her minions, inconsiderate of fans, and supposedly a jealous hag when she was dating Tony Romo.

Looks like her bitch is rubbing off on Gossip Girl’s Chace Crawford. Word is he pulled out his diva yesterday at a charity event at Toys R Us in NYC. Chace was to arrive and pick out gifts for sick kids and a press release was sent out alerting media to the event.

So the media showed up. Only upon arrival, his reps freaked out and claimed Chase would not be comfortable with the press around, pushing reporters outside to wait in the cold.

SO WHY SEND OUT A PRESS RELEASE? Why arrange a photo opp if there are to be no photos?

Let’s be clear here: he wasn’t BUYING presents out of his own pocket. He was just there to PICK them and have his picture taken so that other people would be inspired by his gesture. However, pretty boy and his peeps are apparently not with it enough to understand that you can’t take a picture without a camera. Is science class not mandatory in high school anymore???

Unfortunately it seems like Chace arrived in a pissy mood, did not crack a smile the entire time, didn’t bother to take off his coat and hat, obviously intending to get it over with as soon as possible. Said an observer:

“He clearly doesn’t want to be here.”

Sounds like Carrie.

Am reposting Chase’s Tom Cruise temptation from yesterday. The gays loved it. Especially my Main ‘Mo Darren who claims he once posed like that in a tux back in the day too. Send me the pic, bitch!

Friday, December 14, 2007 at 9:36:56 AM
PPPS. Madonna is not on Holiday Detox. Neither is Reese Witherspoon. Also not Drew Barrymore. Wrong riddle.
Friday, December 14, 2007
PPPS. Madonna is not on Holiday Detox. Neither is Reese Witherspoon. Also not Drew Barrymore. Wrong riddle.
Friday, December 14, 2007

"Holiday Detox," it's not...

PPS. Catherine Zeta-Jones is not on Holiday Detox. Neither Rachel Weisz. Or Jennifer Connelly. Or Kate Hudson.
Thursday, December 13, 2007

"Holliday Detox," it's not...

PS. Holiday Detox is not Kate Bosworth. Also not Naomi Watts. Nor is it Maggie Gyllenhaal.
Wednesday, December 12, 2007

"Holiday Detox," it's not...

PPS. My Gwyneth is NOT on Holiday Detox. Neither is Kate Winslet. And not Jennifer Garner either.
Tuesday, December 11, 2007

And no, Condom-free Sleaze is not Brody Jenner.
Monday, December 10, 2007 at 12:00:00 AM

Some stars you look at with blinders on. She is for me one of those stars. But the glassy eyes are hard to excuse. And the thinnification too. Thinnification to get back to work and in her case assisted by good old cocaine which she apparently did in copious amounts on sets through summer and fall to stay alert and focused and un-hungry. Which is apparently always something she’s dabbled in, only before she was able to actually stop between gigs.

This time however, even though she’s wrapped, she’s taken to taking it home, wreaking havoc in her family life and bringing on serious bouts of depression. After a particularly painful episode with a very young, very innocent witness, she finally went for help. The good news is she knows she needs to stop. And she has a supportive partner behind her. Word is, to avoid public scandal, she’s fighting the beast at home during the holidays under professional supervision.

Wonderful news indeed.

Monday, December 10, 2007 at 12:00:00 AM

Update (10/23/08):
Denial 1: Gwyneth Paltrow, Kate Winslet & Jennifer Garner
Denial 2: Kate Bosworth, Naomi Watts & Maggie Gyllenhaal
Denial 3: Catherine Zeta-Jones, Rachel Weisz, Jennifer Connelly & Kate Hudson
Denial 4: Madonna, Reese Witherspoon & Drew Barrymore
Denial 5: Sarah Jessica Parker & Angelina Jolie
Denial 6: Gwen Stefani
Denial 7: Julia Roberts
Denial 8: Uma Thurman
Denial 9: Gwyneth Paltrow & Kate Beckinsale
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