Net Neutrality!!

"Because he ignores her" revealed yet again

http://www.laineygossip.com/Sarah_Jessica_Parker_attends_New_York_ballet_opening_alone_and_confirms_Sex_and_the_City_movie_seque.aspx

Alone at the ballet

Actually no. Valentino was there to keep her company, so at least one gay was by her side… and a orange one at that…just not the one she was hoping for. Seriously, how fashionable is it to look as though you’re being asphyxiated?

This is Sarah Jessica Parker last night at the New York City Ballet opening in a killer short dress but no one to appreciate it.

And an update on the Sex & the City movie sequel: Kim Cattrall revealed it was happening, then SJP claimed that was premature, now she’s explaining that they’re hoping to nail everything down by February, shoot this summer, and go for a 2010 release…so basically what Kim said.

Apparently Michael Patrick King needs to decide on what the story should be. How about no story and just montage after montage of Carrie trying on clothes interspersed with random sightings of the mute Asian baby?

At least the dress porn wouldn’t be boring and contrived.

SJP also confirmed (for now) that Carrie likely won’t have babies. Then again, Carrie seemed uncomfortable talking about sex with her best friends in the last movie. Out of character decisions don’t seem to be a problem.

Wednesday, November 26, 2008 at 6:51 AM
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http://www.laineygossip.com/Diddys_new_fragrance_ad_compares_himself_to_Barack_Obama.aspx

You Are Douche


This is Diddy in a new ad for his new fragrance I Am King that will be plastered in Times Square.

I Am King?

No! You Are Douche. You Are SUCK.

Oh, and it gets worse. Much worse.

When describing the ad, Diddy offered these enlightening words:

"When you see Barack Obama, you see a strong, elegant black man and when people see my ad, it's almost like that's the trend.”

Diddy = Barack Obama?

Sit the f-ck DOWN B List!

Barack Obama wouldn’t tell people not to make eye contact. Barack Obama wouldn’t tell hotel staff to kowtow in his presence and be honoured to breathe his air. Barack Obama wouldn’t make a 100 people wait during what was promised to be a live interactive interview and cancel at the last minute for no reason.

But Diddy would. And Diddy did.

And who are the f-cking idiots spending money on this sh-t?

Wednesday, November 26, 2008 at 10:15 AM
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"Bitch Wars" B2 revealed again

http://www.laineygossip.com/Jessica_Biel_and_Justin_Timberlake_walk_their_dogs_after_Biel_is_rumoured_to_have_lost_out_on_a_part.aspx

Apparently they’re about to move in to his new New York apartment together and are tentatively doing so in LA as well. This would mean making sure her remaining dog, the one that ate her 2nd dog, killing it tragically as she was negligently in the other room, will have to live in peace with Justin’s two pooches.

So Shelfy and Pips took them all for a walk today. She was kind enough to give us several views from behind. Why? Because, really, there isn’t much work ahead. She still isn’t being considered for the parts she wants. She’s still losing out on those ones to the girls who always get them. And worse still, as if Natalie Portman and Scarjo and Keira weren’t enough to contend with, she now has to worry about Anne Hathaway. Rumour has it Anne will soon be booked for something Jessica Biel has had her eye on for a long time. Am told she is livid. Look for more shenanigans to follow.

Tuesday, November 25, 2008 at 1:33 PM
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Merging the dogs


Apparently they’re about to move in to his new New York apartment together and are tentatively doing so in LA as well. This would mean making sure her remaining dog, the one that ate her 2nd dog, killing it tragically as she was negligently in the other room, will have to live in peace with Justin’s two pooches.

So Shelfy and Pips took them all for a walk today. She was kind enough to give us several views from behind. Why? Because, really, there isn’t much work ahead. She still isn’t being considered for the parts she wants. She’s still losing out on those ones to the girls who always get them. And worse still, as if Natalie Portman and Scarjo and Keira weren’t enough to contend with, she now has to worry about Anne Hathaway. Rumour has it Anne will soon be booked for something Jessica Biel has had her eye on for a long time. Am told she is livid. Look for more shenanigans to follow.

Tuesday, November 25, 2008 at 1:33 PM
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It's all about healthy eating


But isn’t it always?

Debra Messing with her “new amazing body!” graces the cover of the new issue of Self. Inside the magazine, she discusses her frustration with the tabloids over losing her baby weight and what finally led her to finding a program that worked.

Her secret?

Oh just healthy eating. That’s all. Nothing invasive. Nothing suspicious. She says it’s all about the diet. Of course it is…

"I was exhausted! I couldn't work out three hours a day and do my job as a mother and an actress. So I took the pressure off. I cut back on seeing the trainer but started eating healthier. Ultimately I'm very proud of how I dropped the weight because I think it was the healthy approach. I've finally taken ownership of my body."

Right.

Now that she has her body back, her priority now is to spend time with her husband:

"I can't tell you the last time I had a date with my husband. My ideal date with Daniel would be a spectacular meal, maybe Italian, followed by dancing. That's a New Year's resolution I'm looking forward to."

Italian?

Carbs expand in your stomach. Then again, that’s what elasticity is for.

Tuesday, November 25, 2008 at 9:49 AM
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