Showing posts with label Katie Holmes. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Katie Holmes. Show all posts

"Hands free" guess

http://www.laineygossip.com/Katie_Holmes_goes_out_for_dinner_in_New_York_while_shooting_The_Romantics.aspx

For dinner in New York last night. Without the GMD. Seems like she’s enjoying her freedom. Jacek and I just booked a 5 day trip to NYC for mid December. He’s never been. Can’t wait. Sorry, I digress…

So Katie Holmes went out in a strapless dark blue cocktail, love it, without a coat. Rich people don’t need coats. You and I need coats because we have to walk to the restaurant. If you’re like me and your husband can’t be bothered to drop you off as close as possible, you definitely need a coat because it’ll be at least 2 blocks. We fight about this all the time. Katie Holmes never has to walk 2 blocks. You’ll note, she’s also not carrying a wallet or a purse and simply has a phone in her hand. Makes for a better photograph.

Katie is in New York shooting a movie called The Romantics replacing Liv Tyler in the role. She’s also producing. Or, rather, Tom gifted her with something to do. I mean, really.

Note from Jacek: When she says "two blocks" she actually means "two storefronts" (i.e. about 20 yards). This is more accurate and now decide if I'm out of line.

Monday, November 09, 2009 at 6:48 AM

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"Casting Couch," it's not...

http://twitter.com/LaineyGossip/status/7409181496
totally forgot to "not" the Casting Couch today. Not Katie Holmes. Not Woody Allen. http://bit.ly/6XodeL

about 4 hours ago from web
Tuesday, January 05, 2010


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"His and Her Anorexia," it's not...

http://www.laineygossip.com/Gossip_for_Wednesday_March_04_2009.aspx

PPS. His & Her Anorexia is not about the GMD and Robo. Too obvious. Also not Ashlee Simpson and Pete Wentz.

Wednesday, March 04, 2009
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"Anger Management," it's not...

Thursday, September 18, 2008

PPS. Taupe doesn’t need anger management, but she does need a stylist. And maybe a personality. Also not Katie Holmes. How can she be angry when they cut out that part of her brain?
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"How He Holds Her," it's not...

Wednesday, April 9, 2008
PPS. The GMD is not holding down his Robobride.
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"Cheap & Crafty," it's not...

Thursday, November 29, 2007
PS. Katie Holmes is not a stingy bitch. Quite the opposite, in fact. One of the reasons the GMD has hidden his secrets so successfully, you see, is because unlike so many of his peers, he knows when to pay, and when to pay well. KatE therefore has learned the art of compensation. Unlike C&C who shamelessly stocks up on freebies like it’s an entitlement that comes with the award.
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