Showing posts with label Uma Thurman. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Uma Thurman. Show all posts

"When she conceived..." reveal 2

http://www.laineygossip.com/Articles/Details/23066/Smutty-Tingles-for-March-26--2012

Uma decided. And the baby is growing. (The Superficial)

March 26, 2012 at 12:28

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"When she conceived..." reveal 1

http://www.laineygossip.com/Articles/Details/22827/Uma-Thurman-is-pregnant

Uma Thurman is pregnant

Uma Thurman confirmed to PEOPLE yesterday that she’s expecting a child with boyfriend Arpad Busson, nickname Arki. Busson has two children with Elle Macpherson. Uma has two too with Ethan Hawke.

Who is Busson?

He’s MEGA rich. He’s worth almost half a billion dollars. He’s also a philanthropist. His charity recently announced a partnership with Prince William’s. I’m just saying he’s super connected. Uma lives well with him. With her older children growing more independent, it was a jetset, exclusive, indulgent lifestyle. Now, at 41, Uma’s going back to babies.

Did you see those shots of Uma in the last issue of Vogue Italia? I LOVE these pictures. They were taken by Peter Lindbergh - INFINITELY MORE exciting than the prosaic photographs Mario Testino keeps putting out - and meant to remind us that not too long ago, Uma Thurman was that girl: off centre, sexy as hell, enigmatic, unusually beautiful, and also sharp and talented...

Not exactly in line with the current plan. As such, I don’t think she was expecting it when it happened. Still, happy news is often unpredictable, right?

Click here to see more shots of Uma in Vogue Italia.

February 28, 2012 at 10:08


When she conceived...
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http://www.laineygossip.com/Articles/Details/22822/Intro-for-February-28--2012

You’ve figured out the blind riddle by now, haven’t you?

February 28, 2012 at 8:45 AM

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"When she conceived..." clue 1

http://www.laineygossip.com/Articles/Details/22744/Weekly-Live-Blog-February-21--2012
Comment From Charlotte
Can you give a hint about When She Conceived? Is she a TV or a movie person?
Lainey: Charlotte - movie. mostly. but... maybe not always and lately.
February 21, 2012 at 12:58

When she conceived...
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When she conceived...

http://laineygossip.com/Articles/Details/22696/When-She-Conceived-Blind-Riddle

She’s pregnant. It’s still early but she’ll start to show soon. And she’s happy, they’re both happy, but also really, really freaking out. Because around the time of conception, they were both using rather frequently. It’s just what they do together. Besides, she thought she was past the point of another child. So it was a surprise, to say the least. A pleasant one, yes, but she’s not sure if it’s one she wants to keep. She is convinced the child will not be right. She is convinced, in her mind, in her words, that she’ll “be paying for it” for the rest of her life, in the form of care and stress, and that this will be her punishment for such recklessness - to be attached to a kid that will need her, in ways she’s afraid to imagine, forever. She’s also super paranoid that if she does have their baby and the baby has health problems, he’ll turn and blame her, and be disgusted by her, and leave her. Without all his access, it’s a totally different life. And ultimately she still wants to be desired, she prioritises being desired. It’s a decision she is agonising over but she’s running out of time.

The good news? The drugs have stopped completely.

February 15, 2012 at 8:31 AM

Update (4/02/12):
denial 1: Sienna Miller
denial 2: Angelina Jolie
clue 1
denial 3: Kate Beckinsale & Leslie Mann
denial 4: Claire Danes & Vanessa Paradis
denial 5: Cindy Crawford & Rande Gerber
denial 6: Drew Barrymore
denial 7: Nicole Ritchie
clue 2
reveal 1
denial 8: Snooki
reveal 2
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"Her kids were watching," it's not...

http://www.laineygossip.com/Articles/Details/21596/Intro-for-October-19-2011

As for whose kids were watching, thank you for all your emails, your judging, your huffing, and your tutting. I really, really love it. So interesting to me the difference in perspective depending on geography and cultural attitudes towards sex. It’s not Uma Thurman.

October 19, 2011 at 8:25 AM

Her kids were watching
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"Blowing Second Chances," it's not...

Tuesday, September 16, 2008

PPS. Uma Thurman is not blowing second chances. Uma’s got her sh*t under control.


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"Leftover Blow," it's not...

http://laineygossip.com/Leftover_Blow.aspx

Not Uma Thurman.

Tuesday, March 11, 2008 at 7:38 AM
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"Ph.D in F" revealed

http://www.laineygossip.com/Uma_Thurman_Uma_and_Andre_out_and_about.aspx

Check out Uma and her man Andre Balazs in NYC today. Despite looking diminutive next to La Thurman, the man looks happy and content and very, very smug. And can you blame him? He’s with Uma Thurman for Hoff’s sake. With her many talents and skills, wouldn’t you be happy next to that???

Thursday, December 15, 2005
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"Holiday Detox," it's not...

PPS. Uma Thurman is NOT on Holiday Detox.
Monday, December 31, 2007

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Ph. D in F

http://www.laineygossip.com/ArticleDetail.aspx?ID=2799

I cannot answer your guesses to this blind item. It's one of those where I will get the Chinese sued out of me if I do. All I can do is point you along. And if you want to know that badly, you'll play the Hasselhoff game, won't you?

Remember the dude who excelled with his tongue? Well, it looks like he has a female counterpart.

Some couples are pretty conventional. Others? Not so much. It helps when both are open minded and accepting of suggestions, don't you think? So when she was with her equally famous ex, he complained one night of her deficiency in the blowing department and to help her with it, he signed her up for private lessons with an F master. And the results were, um, mindblowing. But now that they're no longer together, she's taking her skills elsewhere…and the recipient of her oral gifts cannot believe his luck. So much so that when her new lover and her old one ran into each other at an event recently, Mr. Current actually THANKED Mr. Ex for the hook up. Yet another reason why the stupid idiot should be kicking himself for being so shortsighted…

Thursday, December 08, 2005

Ph.D in F continued...
http://www.laineygossip.com/Mischa_Barton_Shannon_Elizabeth_Elizabeth_Hurley_PhD_in_F_continued.aspx

Remember, I can't take guesses for this one…for a refresher, click here: Not only is she is a master at it, she's also a fiend. A few months ago, at a business lunch with a couple of her boyfriend's business associates, she apparently couldn't help herself, leaned over and whispered the following in her lover's ear (and this is NOT FOR THE PRUDISH): Baby, I am gonna suck it so hard when we get in the car.

Needless to say, their lunch dates were shocked...and just a little jealous.

Sunday, December 11, 2005

Update (7/18/08):
Denials: Jennifer Lopez, Rebecca Romijn, Halle Berry, Charlize Theron, Jennifer Aniston, Mischa Barton, Sharon Stone & Elizabeth Hurley
reveal

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"A Thick Skin," it's not...

http://www.laineygossip.com/Uma_Thurman_From_Pamela_A_Uma_Thurman_has_thick_skin_.aspx

How about Uma Thurman for the Thick Skinned beauty?

Dear Pamela,

Great guess. It certainly fits quite nicely, except that Ms. Thurman has a much healthier ego than our girl. And while she pretends she's crazy, Uma is as far from loopy as it gets.

Monday, January 23, 2006
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