Ph. D in F

I cannot answer your guesses to this blind item. It's one of those where I will get the Chinese sued out of me if I do. All I can do is point you along. And if you want to know that badly, you'll play the Hasselhoff game, won't you?

Remember the dude who excelled with his tongue? Well, it looks like he has a female counterpart.

Some couples are pretty conventional. Others? Not so much. It helps when both are open minded and accepting of suggestions, don't you think? So when she was with her equally famous ex, he complained one night of her deficiency in the blowing department and to help her with it, he signed her up for private lessons with an F master. And the results were, um, mindblowing. But now that they're no longer together, she's taking her skills elsewhere…and the recipient of her oral gifts cannot believe his luck. So much so that when her new lover and her old one ran into each other at an event recently, Mr. Current actually THANKED Mr. Ex for the hook up. Yet another reason why the stupid idiot should be kicking himself for being so shortsighted…

Thursday, December 08, 2005

Ph.D in F continued...

Remember, I can't take guesses for this one…for a refresher, click here: Not only is she is a master at it, she's also a fiend. A few months ago, at a business lunch with a couple of her boyfriend's business associates, she apparently couldn't help herself, leaned over and whispered the following in her lover's ear (and this is NOT FOR THE PRUDISH): Baby, I am gonna suck it so hard when we get in the car.

Needless to say, their lunch dates were shocked...and just a little jealous.

Sunday, December 11, 2005

Update (7/18/08):
Denials: Jennifer Lopez, Rebecca Romijn, Halle Berry, Charlize Theron, Jennifer Aniston, Mischa Barton, Sharon Stone & Elizabeth Hurley

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