I will try my best but please don't be upset if there's no new column on Sunday night as I plan to spend my birthday weekend with copious amounts of alcohol and carbohydrates. Poker will likely have an important role as well. To hold you over, chew on this for a few days. WARNING: graphic, lewd details to follow. If you're prudish in the least - you better skip this one. Consider yourself cautioned.
He is a classic bad boy. Not the best looker in town but there's something about him, you know? His acting talent is well known but it turns out there are other reasons why he is always surrounded by lovely ladies. Apparently his tongue has a never ending battery that's programmed to pleasure all night long and his special request is to have 2 or 3 targets at a time. We are talking hours and hours and hours gossips. And now you know the secret to his success.
Thursday, September 22, 2005
Ph.D. in C: Part Deux
http://www.laineygossip.com/PhD_in_C_Part_Deux.aspx
PRUDES – Step off. I’m warning you. It’s more of the same lewdness…
So you know already that he loves to do his work downtown. Naturally, he expects his office to be well kept, low on clutter, and certainly free of irritating allergens. On one occasion, he discovered that one of his partners wasn’t as well weeded as he would have liked. So, being the patient gentleman that he is, he offered to help her out. They went in to the shower and he actually did the trimming himself and, of course, he got off on that too.
Here are your last two hints: elevator and Oscar.
Email me when you’ve got it. One guess. Good luck!
Tuesday, September 27, 2005
Update (6/14/09):
clue
reveal 1
denial: Owen Wilson & Colin Farrell
reveal 2
reveal 3
