"Her First Request," it's not...

http://www.laineygossip.com/Weekly_Live_Blog_05oct10.aspx

[Comment From Christie ]
Is the blind riddle Drew Barrymore?

Lainey: Christie - no

[Comment From guest ]
Riddle: The mess that is Avril??

Lainey: Not Avril either.

Tuesday, October 05, 2010 at 11:42 AM

Her First Request

"Her First Request," it's not...

"Which little Punk Ass..." revealed

http://laineygossip.com/Matt_and_Nat_the_exclusive_eTalk_Giveaway.aspx

As always, my swag is your swag. After all, I wouldn’t be getting the swag if you weren’t reading my smut.

There’s more coming from Juno Weekend but this is the first. And you can’t get it anywhere else.

The eTalk Lounge brought to you by Euphoria Calvin Klein (what’s up Marie?!?!) was hopping on Sunday night during the Junos. Every artist popped in for a visit, except for that ungrateful little sh*t Avril Lavigne, and at one point, Jully Black, Russell Peters, Feist, and Michael Buble were all piled up on our couch with Ben and TK.

They all also walked away with some pretty sweet gear. And it could all belong to one of you too.

The eTalk giveaway includes:

- this adorable Matt & Nat bag
- 50 ml bottle of Euphoria Calvin Klein
- Cargo Blu_Ray high definition blush
- Cargo lipstick, the shade is “eTalk” which is NOT available for sale and is the kind of colour that looks good on EVERYONE.

Interested? If so, send an email to inquiries@laineygossip.com with MATT & NAT as the title. Entries must be received by April 15th. Good luck!

Tuesday, April 08, 2008 at 1:18 PM

"Which little Punk Ass..." revealed

"Which little Punk Ass..." clue

http://laineygossip.com/Michael_Buble_at_the_Junos_2008.aspx

Still not enough to make me quiver but at least now I “get” it. Why some of you have him listed at #1 on your Freebie Five. I can understand, I can understand in my head, but not in my loins. Because even though his proclivities are certainly suspect, absolutely “the Bube” had a certain charm.
Met him on Sunday on the carpet at the Junos and interviewed him briefly. As we showed on eTalk.ctv.ca last night, he told me he was going commando. Like totally unprompted. The Bube is kinda unpredictable that way. Things just fly out of his mouth, things intended to be funny, and sometimes they are funny, and sometimes they come out totally wrong.

Anyway, he looks great. The best he’s ever looked. All the girls on our team were gushing, especially my producer Lara who loves him unabashedly even though I told her she was out of her mind. He has slimmed down though. And he looked great in his suit. And his hair, I liked his hair. But the Bube is on the wee side. Not tall at all. Barely taller than me. I’m 5 ft 3, I was wearing 3 inch heels, and we were practically shoulder to shoulder to shoulder. So probably 5 ft 8 max.

Still, as mentioned, Michael Buble is terribly charming. And lovely to the little people. But for his women issues, he really is a nice guy. He came to the Junos not expecting to win at all. He knew and was quite honest about the fact that Feist would crush him. But he graciously attended because the Junos are important to him. More important than the Grammys. Because the Junos are home. And The Bube loves home. When he took home the Fan Choice award he was genuinely thrilled and genuinely excited. Because for Michael, being embraced by Canadians is truly a super honour. Tell that to Avril Lavigne. More on her later.

So the Bube loves home and the Bube also loves boobs.

We hit up the Warner party on Saturday night. They had the best gift bag which one of YOU will be receiving. Michael was in the VIP section separated from the riffraff (us) by glass doors. Meaning we couldn’t get in but we could look in. Anyone could look in. And when we looked in he was sitting on a chair, with an attractive woman standing next to him, he had his arm around her waist, and she was leaning into his head, and his head was rubbing into her tits. Like rubbing. Like buried. And he was smiling widely and they were laughing and I’m just saying, if that were my husband or boyfriend, I would have been cutting that bitch. That’s all.

Tuesday, April 08, 2008 at 12:32 PM

"Which little Punk Ass..." clue

Which little Punk Ass…

http://laineygossip.com/Which_little_Punk_Ass.aspx

Was smiley smiley when the cameras were rolling this weekend and sweet as pie in public, with a baby doll voice to match a cute baby doll dress but was an ungrateful little bitch behind the scenes at an awards show?

She turned up at sound check and immediately asked “when can I leave?” Then during her rehearsal she completely screwed up the second half of her set, blaming her poor performance on the keyboards, and the piano, and every other instrument except her voice and the nonsense going on in her head.

She also required the use of a teleprompter. For her own songs!!!

During the telecast, when it became evident she would be going home empty handed, she refused to sit in the audience when her categories were presented, preferring instead to stay backstage even after her performance like a sulky baby. Or maybe she was brushing up on geography. She appears to need a few lessons these days.

Tuesday, April 08, 2008 at 12:50 PM

Update (4/8/08):
clue
reveal

Other Punk Ass incidents
Punk Ass Cheap

Which little Punk Ass…

"The Wrong Colour, the Wrong Number," it's not...

Tuesday, March 11, 2008
PS. Avril Lavigne is a complaining, demanding bitch. But not the subject of this riddle.

"The Wrong Colour, the Wrong Number," it's not...

"She can't finish," it's not...

http://www.laineygossip.com/Avril_Lavigne_Mos_Def_From_Becky_G_Avril_cant_finish.aspx

Is Avril Lavigne 'She can't finish'?

Dear Becky,

Definitely not. Avril may be a punk but she’s far from degenerate…so far. Besides, Derryk doesn’t do the locker room social, unlike the boyfriend who blabbed.

Monday, February 13, 2006

"She can't finish," it's not...

Punk Ass Cheap

http://www.laineygossip.com/Justin_Timberlake_Jessica_Biel_Contrition_PDA.aspx

What’s worse than Rossum? What’s worse than Rossum is a CHEAP celebrity. What’s worse than a CHEAP celebrity are two CHEAP celebrities.

Both successful, both earning millions, both with new projects on the go…both in Toronto last weekend treated to a complimentary dinner at a posh supper club. And leaving only a six dollar tip.

SIX DOLLARS.

Of course the teenage fan defence will be that stars don’t carry cash. Fair enough. But if you don’t have cash, do whatever it takes – call your farking manager, call your assistant, call your band if you have to, get a few bills and tip the hard working server who has to make your punk asses happy for 2 hours, would you?

As of Thursday, no follow up visit has been made for more generous gratuity.

Un. Forgivable.

But then again, not that surprising. She’s always been a twat anyway. And he’s a twat for loving her.

Friday, June 22, 2007

Update (7/15/08):
clue

Other Punk Ass incidents
Which little Punk Ass...

Punk Ass Cheap