Had a baby not too long ago, supposedly a happy family. But there’s been a little blip. And it’s not just the late nights. Seems she’s been a little bored with domesticity and has had a naughty flirtation. Saucy text messages and heated exchanges, some suggestive touching and closed door petting were spicing up her life but the subject of her giddy infatuation was not the father of her child. They didn’t seal the deal but it came very, very close.
Even worse, he was a friend and a business associate of her significant other who found out about the illicit activity and shut it down quickly, sending angry missives back to the betrayer to “stay the f&ck away” from her. As a result, the dude is out of a job. And, finding himself unemployed, he has saved the email evidence and is threatening to go public, sell them off to one of the rags. Word is they are in the process of paying him off.
She meanwhile is repentant and has redevoted herself to her relationship after groveling successfully for forgiveness.
Crisis temporarily averted…but for how long?
Monday, June 09, 2008 at 6:29 AM
Update (10/12/10):
clue (baby reference)
denial 1: Salma Hayek
denial 2: Halle Berry
denial 3: Heidi Klum
denial 4: Jennifer Lopez
denial 5: Salma Hayek
reveal 1
reveal 2
reveal 3
