Holy Goddess! Did I ever hear from some of you Joaquin fans out there! Apparently I’m not the only one coveting a spot beside him in bed. Phoenix lovers – please breathe easy. Joaquin is NOT the subject of “disrespecting your elders”. My boyfriend has issues but stomping on Keith Richards’ guitar pick is NOT one of them. In fact, the only thing these two have in common are a visit to rehab. Focus on someone who spends more time on his hair. Someone who would actually attend an INDUSTRY party. And don’t ever doubt the manners of my one true love again.
