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How He Holds Her

Opportunity knocks but the past also drags. She has much to look forward to, and big shoes to fill, but the work is steady and only getting steadier and being attached to highly anticipated projects never hurts either.

Only slight problem… the man in her life isn’t exactly supportive. Part jealousy, part insecurity, and he knows how to hold her, even though she’d much rather, personally and professionally, be rid of the baggage.

Unfortunately he is unscrupulously forcing her to love him by good old fashioned blackmail. Because somehow she found herself in a delicate situation not too long ago and decided not to join the 08/08/08 sweepstakes. When she took care of it without his blessing, he hit the roof, and threatened to go public. She and her management have placated him for now.

But it’s the kind of scandal that would not sit well with the MiniVan Majority.

And so she’s waiting it out. Waiting for the right time to cut him loose, while he keeps pressing to make their commitment more permanent.

Tuesday, March 25, 2008 at 11:11 AM

Update (1/14/09):
denial 1: Keira Knightley & Beyonce
denial 2: Kristen Bell & Dax Shepard, Eva Mendes, Rachel Bilson, Kate Hudson, Sienna Miller
denial 3: Marion Cotillard, Eva Mendes & Heidi Montag
denial 4: Josh Duhamel & Fergie, Stuart Townsend & Charlize Theron
denial 5: Scarlett Johansson & Brittany Murphy
denial 6: Hilary Swank
denial 7: Katherine Heigl
denial 8: GMD (Tom Cruise) & RoboBride (Katie Holmes)
denial 9: Rebecca Romijn
reveal 1
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reveal 5

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