Josh Duhamel is clearly blind
There is one hideous monstrosity standing between Josh and my Freebie 5…and its name is Fergie Ugly. There are also not enough cuss words in my vocabulary that can adequately describe how alarmingly frightening her face is. Oddly enough, her body used to be her saving grace but if you look closely, she ain't lookin' all that tight below the neck anymore. Which is probably why she doesn't mind the multi-tasking so much. I mean if you were this mashed up, wouldn't you be thankful that a guy like Josh Duhamel would be willing to contaminate himself in your junk???
Friday, November 18, 2005
