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"Boy Crazy" clue 1

Cam Diaz: Hermy AND Desperate?

Girl needs to learn how to get over a break up because I can smell her desperation from over here.

Flirting with Leo? Good. Stalking JT and losing her sh-t on Jessica Biel? Not just not"s f&cking pathetic.

Apparently Cam saw Pip chatting up Jessica at one of the parties and in a jealous, insecure rage proceeded to tear a strip off of her ridiculously perky ass which is consistent with Us Weekly"s report last week about Cam"s possessive behaviour throughout their relationship, going so far as to cockblock a few eager ladies last year who wanted to approach Justin at a club.

Her message?

Something to the effect of: To get to him, you go through me.

Damn...Bitch has the guarding instinct of a Rottweiler.

SO not attractive. But actually rather more ways than one, and encouraging too! Because even though her Hermy"s been hiding, it"s really great to see that the Hermy"s come back - in the form of possessive "Roid Rage, not unlike a beer chugging boyfriend with a pick up who won"t let his girl so much as look at another dude without popping a vein.

And just think - litle Pip was on the receiving end of this for nearly 3 years does that scream manly man? Does it really?

Wednesday, January 17, 2007

Great smut but not the best move for Cameron Diaz. At the Golden Globes last January, Pip and Cam had just announced their break up. Both were scheduled to present at the event. And of course Jessica Biel somehow weaseled her way in too. Objective: to snare a Pipsqueak within the tight grip of her Shelf Ass.

Mission successful.

Pip bit. And Cam saw. And instead of playing it chill, Cam lost her sh*t, tearing a strip of the Shelf before launching into a 45 minute tirade in JT’s face at an afterparty. At one point the former Herm was overhead shouting: so what…she’s like your f&cking girlfriend now???

Embarrassingly enough, Cam kept going until Drew Barrymore pulled her away. And to add insult to injury, Cam’s white dress fell flat…

Not exactly her proudest moment. Especially when Us Weekly and every other gossip rag gets hold of it and the story becomes public knowledge. Do you love it?

Thanks to Chelly P for the suggestion!

But seriously… J Biel’s dress for the Globes – does it get any cheaper? Can she be more out of her league???

Photos attached of all 3 at the Globes.

Tuesday, December 18, 2007 at 4:25 PM

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