Photo Assumption: Selena & Orlando in Vegas
Your husband, wife, boyfriend, girlfriend is in Vegas. You see these photos of him/her with someone else. Are you like, yeah, this is just a friendly embrace. They were hugging, after an intense conversation AT A CLUB, and supporting each other platonically. Are you the person who can rationalise it like that?
Is Katy Perry the person who can rationalise this like that?
It’s Selena Gomez and Orlando Bloom. Saturday night.
So. You think she’s calling John Mayer right now? Or has called him already?
As you know, Selena and Orlando have had a thing for a while. You remember this photo?
I wrote at the time – thanks to my friend Traci Melchor – that they were f-cking then for sure because when you’re that relaxed, sitting on a curb, like not caring about your angles and sh-t, it means you’ve already been naked together.
Two years later, that guy is dating your best friend’s nemesis. And, ahem, that guy likes to party. And now you’re both in Vegas. And… it’s loud in the club. It’s just a hug between friends, OK?
May 10, 2016 at 11:34
Warning Signs
