Uh oh. I can hear the screeching already. Let me explain. Do I think he's ugly in a Donatella way? Of course not. Underneath the beard and the bloat, I have no doubt he's a total hottie. But that just makes it worse. A clean cut Scott Speedman could certainly be considered Freebie material - not my type but hey, I wouldn't cringe if he was on yours. A hirsute Scott Speedman, however, is an entirely different matter. Because a hirsute Scoot Speedman reminds me of a Baldwin. Can't remember which one. Does it matter??? The bottom line is it's never a compliment to resemble a Baldwin. Dear Scott. Please shave. Thank you.
Wednesday, January 18, 2006
