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The Doggy Couple

http://www.laineygossip.com/Last_Word_.aspx

OK. I’m heading to bed with my Wentie. But first, another blind item. And I’m not giving this one up so easily. You can write to me but no hints…at least not until I drop the 2nd clue on Thursday night.

They are among the Hollywood super elite, as powerful apart as they are together. Although you wouldn’t think it, their sex life is actually pretty functional and routine. Her favourite position? Doggy style. But not for the reason you think. You see, aside from the obvious benefits, that particular pose enables her to keep her hair and makeup intact AND admire herself in the mirror in the process. According to her housekeeper, it’s the only way she can get off.

Yours in gossip,

Lainey

Tuesday, August 30, 2005

http://www.laineygossip.com/Last_Word_for_Friday_September_02_2005.aspx

So I have good news and bad news. The good news is there is another new blind item, in addition to another juicy detail about your favourite canine couple. The bad news is that I can’t reveal this one as openly as I have the others. So please don’t be mad if my clues aren’t as obvious as they were before. You don’t want me getting my Chinese ass sued to pieces, do you?

Still wondering who the doggy-lovin’ couple is? Here’s some more dirty info:

When they’re not humping each other in front of the mirror, our power couple enjoys partaking in some classy porn. Together. They feel it keeps their relationship healthy and fresh. Thing is, when you’re as influential as they are, you can pretty much order up your own story lines. Which is exactly what they do. They request, for their viewing pleasure, specific scenarios and specific positions. All shot on high quality film of course. No budget skin flicks accepted here. Once every few months or so, a new batch arrives on top secret order from a company that specializes in producing porn for the terribly wealthy and terribly kinky. Who are they? Send me your guesses. I’ll see if I can lead you to the right answer…

Friday, September 2, 2005

http://www.laineygossip.com/Last_Word_for_Monday_September_05_2005.aspx

If you’ve read the entire column, the doggy couple should be obvious.

Monday, September 5, 2005

Update (1/30/08):
reveal


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