"The Doggy Couple" reveal

http://www.laineygossip.com/Jay_Z_Harrison_and_Calista_in_Venice.aspx

Oh my. How very Catherine Z-J of her, right down to the ultra couture gown and the geriatric, Viagra-assisted boyfriend. Hmmm…I wonder if their narcissistic sexual practices are similar as well! Nice to see Calista finally acting again, and looking rather healthy to boot. Motherhood must be quite fulfilling because you know that grumpy drunk she's hooked up with certainly isn't making her life easier. Come to think of it, what exactly does she see in him? 25 years ago I would have understood. But surely the Hans Solo effect has to have worn off by now…non?

Monday, September 05, 2005
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