PS. Smack no kids is not Enrique Iglesias and Anna Kournikova. Also not Fergie and Josh though give it a few years, probably not impossible.
Monday, March 23, 2009
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Showing posts with label Fergie. Show all posts
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PS. Smack no kids is not Enrique Iglesias and Anna Kournikova. Also not Fergie and Josh though give it a few years, probably not impossible.
Monday, March 23, 2009
PS. Smack no kids is not Enrique Iglesias and Anna Kournikova. Also not Fergie and Josh though give it a few years, probably not impossible.
Monday, March 23, 2009
Monday, March 31, 2008
PS. Josh Duhamel is not holding down Fergie. Stuart Townsend is not holding down Charlize.
PS. Josh Duhamel is not holding down Fergie. Stuart Townsend is not holding down Charlize.
http://www.laineygossip.com/Josh_Duhamel_Fergie_Josh_Duhamel_is_clearly_blind.aspx
Josh Duhamel is clearly blind
There is one hideous monstrosity standing between Josh and my Freebie 5…and its name is Fergie Ugly. There are also not enough cuss words in my vocabulary that can adequately describe how alarmingly frightening her face is. Oddly enough, her body used to be her saving grace but if you look closely, she ain't lookin' all that tight below the neck anymore. Which is probably why she doesn't mind the multi-tasking so much. I mean if you were this mashed up, wouldn't you be thankful that a guy like Josh Duhamel would be willing to contaminate himself in your junk???
Friday, November 18, 2005
http://www.laineygossip.com/Fergie_Fergie_is_she_pregnant.aspx
I don't know where this originated but many of you emailed me last week saying you heard on the radio that Fergie is pregnant with Josh's kid. I have no definitive information on whether or not he managed to keep from puking long enough to fertilise her moldy womb but if you really want to bump hunt, photos from her performance at MSG this weekend certainly don't support the baby theory. And neither does her behaviour of late. Especially in public.
Following the Juno Awards in Halifax a couple of weeks ago, I think I received emails from everyone in Eastern Canada, swearing up and down that Miss Mangle Face could barely string together a sentence, let alone stand up and drag herself on and off stage. The buzz is loud and apparently it's lots of alcohol and lots of much much more…probably not a good idea for someone with her addictive past. And while I certainly wouldn't put it past a rock star to indulge even while knocked up, something tells me she probably wouldn't have intended to stay in that delicate condition for long anyway.
Poor thing must be running from some serious demons, aside from the ones on her face. Thank Goddess for Josh though. Because never mind the onstage incontinence and backstage junkie monkey business…can you imagine how much worse off she'd be if he actually left her? Damn. If she wasn't so revolting, I'd almost think it was quite romantic.
Sunday, April 23, 2006
http://www.laineygossip.com/Theres_hope.aspx
We’ve been lamenting his relationship for a long time. He deserves so much more, doncha think? Well, it would appear that he’s not as deaf, dumb or as blind as we thought. Because when she’s away, he’s got a steady cycle of extras willing to fill the void. We are talking gorgeous honeys, eager to please, at any time of day or night, they are there at the snap of his fingers – even for literally 5 minutes when some technical adjustments need to be made on the set. These service girls are so devoted that they don’t miss a beat, even during unscheduled interruptions.
Last week, while our man is getting is his quickie special with a lovely companion on her knees, his cell phone went off with “her” calling to check in. Needless to say, he displayed some superior acting skills, even gained some brownie points before deftly extricating himself from the conversation – all while enjoying the pleasures down below.
You know the drill. One guess. Good luck. And all the past items are now closed.
Sunday, October 23, 2005
Hope Diminished
http://www.laineygossip.com/Hope_diminished.aspx
You already know he can multi-task with the best of ‘em. And of course he can lie like nobody’s business. But did you also know that he can justify himself out of a paper bag? Apparently, straight up fellating doesn’t count as infidelity. Which is how he can speak to his other half without a trace of guilt. Unfortunately for us, it turns out he’s also quite content with these arrangements. And who can blame him? So I’m sorry to have to give you this latebreaking update: He and his lady are staying together for now. Yet another reason to mourn.
One more guess. Good luck.
Tuesday, October 25, 2005
Hope Glimmers
http://www.laineygossip.com/Hope_Glimmers.aspx
Latebreaking news this afternoon - there is cause for optimism.
Apparently our man's reach is getting quite ambitious and his flings are starting to talk…to each other. Interestingly enough, they have united against a common enemy: the significant other. Cue a few a strategically placed moans while he's on the phone and a longing glance or two in the presence of well known blabbermouths and yes, you guessed it... His official woman has her suspicions. And it is getting ugly!
As always, I'll keep you posted.
Thursday, October 27, 2005
Update (7/11/08):
reveal
More about Fergie & Josh Duhamel
She can't finish
Drugs, drugs everywhere
http://www.laineygossip.com/Fergie_Whitney_Houston_Josh_Duhamel_From_Beth_on_Josh_and_Fergie.aspx
I read on a site online that Josh Duhamel and Fergie had a very public fight at an NBA all star party. Is this true? They said that Josh didn't go to the Daytona 500 where Fergie performed the national anthem and stayed in Houston by himself. But then on EXTRA I saw Josh at the Daytona 500 gushing over Fergie , and she was gushing over him. Then I saw pics of them later in the day at the NBA All star game all cozy on gettyimages, also pics of Josh going into the Daytona 500. So did they have some kind of public fight but the gossip site got the details wrong?
Dear Beth,
I'd say there are definitely signs of tension. In more ways than one. But any reports of them not getting along during All Star Weekend were grossly exaggerated. He's still blind and he's still committed…although something tells me he's hard up for a little more than what he's been getting lately.
Sunday, February 26, 2006
http://www.laineygossip.com/ArticleDetail.aspx?ID=3278
Miss Thing has been hitting the sauce. Hard. And when she's intoxicated, she's even more lascivious than usual. Same sex propositions are not uncommon except there are usually no takers. Not surprising all things considered.
The consequences of overboozing? Trust me, you've ALL seen it. And while the evidence hasn't hurt her professionally, it looks like her thirst for Absolut is affecting her relationship. Poor guy is hardly getting any action anymore. And I'm not talking in the sack, I'm talking in the mouth. Suspended activity in the back of a limo, unfinished business because someone fell asleep, passed right out while literally getting down.
Needless to say, he wasn't impressed. Which is why he was so uncharacteristically loquacious (my friend Ammie's favourite 'teacher' word) with the boys and the not-so-close boys the next day. Damn. This girl gets more disgusting by the day.
Don't bother with:
Tara Reid, Paris Hilton, or Kimberly Stewart
Wednesday, February 01, 2006
Update (7/11/08):
denial 1: Tara Reid, Paris Hilton & Kimberly Stewart
denial 2: Avril Lavigne
denial 3: Cameron Diaz
reveal
More about Fergie & Josh Duhamel
There's hope
Drugs, drugs everywhere
http://www.laineygossip.com/Paris_Hilton_Nicky_Hilton_Drugs_drugs_everywhere.aspx
Two subjects. Unrelated. Except for the narcotics.
The first: A frequent riddle offender, the girl who never knows the ending, isn't hiding her vices very well. Messed up beyond belief at a recent industry event, she was barely coherent behind the scenes, and when a young fan came up - the daughter of a connected executive - for a pre arranged meet and greet, the child was rudely pushed aside as the trainwreck rushed to the ladies', unable to hold her liquor after using all that smack. Now that part is common knowledge. The not so well known detail is why the boyfriend remains by her side. Because while he's not exactly faithful in body, he's still very faithful in spirit. The reason? Pity, gossips. Plain old pity. He can't leave her because he's feels sorry for her. And until he figures out how to get her rehabbed, he's not going anywhere. Now isn't that sweet?
The second: Promising actor was pretty squeaky clean and low key. Didn't party, hadn't slept with Paris Hilton, surprisingly private private life (relatively speaking) until he met her. Along with the notoriety came a newfound passion for blow. . But what started out as recreation has become something much more alarming. And people are starting to talk. First of all, he looks like crap. Second, he's starting to search in some seedy places when he's jonesing. Now buying from a dealer in any other city is one thing. But buying from a dealer in Hollywood is something else altogether. Because they supply everyone, from your regular joe and jane non-celebrity to your garden variety studio vp, with anything from 'happy' to 'information'. Usually not a problem in this town but probably not the best thing to do considering the collective maturity of his fanbase, know what I mean? Image is money. And money is everything to the real power players in Hollywood.
Thursday, April 06, 2006
Update (7/11/08):
subject 1 revealed
subject 2 clue
More about Fergie & Josh Duhamel
There's hope
She can't finish
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Dating a Douche
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