PS. Hilary Swank is not blowing second chances.
Showing posts with label Hilary Swank. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Hilary Swank. Show all posts
Monday, April 14, 2008
PS. Sarah Jessica Parker is not cranky. Also not Hilary Swank. No awards for this anorexic.

PS. Sarah Jessica Parker is not cranky. Also not Hilary Swank. No awards for this anorexic.
"Why She's So Cranky," it's not...
Dear Gossips,
How could you?
My Gwyneth is absolutely NOT Cheap & Crafty. Please! Gwynnie is the queen of thank you notes: at the tender age of 3, Apple Martin already has her own monogrammed stationary so no, no, no…my Gwyneth would never stinge out her staff. She would however do the complete and nauseating opposite. Which would be to tip and treat them so well and throw it back into the faces of all her friends who can’t match her generosity. This is how Gwyneth makes people feel small, like don’t you know?
C&C is also not Hilary Swank who has no children and despite coldly selling out her ex-husband is actually known to be quite lovely to the small people, having been one herself not too long ago, though if I have to hear that story about living in her mother’s car one more time…

How could you?
My Gwyneth is absolutely NOT Cheap & Crafty. Please! Gwynnie is the queen of thank you notes: at the tender age of 3, Apple Martin already has her own monogrammed stationary so no, no, no…my Gwyneth would never stinge out her staff. She would however do the complete and nauseating opposite. Which would be to tip and treat them so well and throw it back into the faces of all her friends who can’t match her generosity. This is how Gwyneth makes people feel small, like don’t you know?
C&C is also not Hilary Swank who has no children and despite coldly selling out her ex-husband is actually known to be quite lovely to the small people, having been one herself not too long ago, though if I have to hear that story about living in her mother’s car one more time…
"Cheap & Crafty," it's not...
http://www.laineygossip.com/Last_Word_for_Tuesday_May_30_2006.aspx
Tuesday, May 30, 2006
As for the Not So Strong Woman …Hilary Swank ain't she. The wife beater might have insecure man issues but he's hella more accomplished than Chad Lowe.

Tuesday, May 30, 2006
As for the Not So Strong Woman …Hilary Swank ain't she. The wife beater might have insecure man issues but he's hella more accomplished than Chad Lowe.
"Strong and not," it's not...
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