"Cuba" reveal 5

http://www.laineygossip.com/Instagram-users-says-Leonardo-DiCaprio-trashtalked-Matt-Damon/30809

So…this appeared on Instagram last night:

See, that’s the kind of gossip I’m talking about. Good Gossip.

Not that we should believe what we read on Twitter and Instagram, of course not. It’s just… a kind of random story for a random person to make up. After all, this user is not the Daily Mail. Also, there is a connection here: The Departed. Also Ben Affleck played poker with Leo’s high roller crew that included an often belligerent Tobey Maguire.

Maybe Leo thinks Matt is square. Maybe Leo thinks Matt is overrated. Maybe Leo thinks Matt is a dumbass for not picking his wife from the Victoria’s Secret catalogue. Maybe it’s all bullsh-t and this Instagram person is lying. Or, maybe, they, um, had something in common. Some similar experience and/or experimentation. Maybe one time they got drunk and shared a Cuban cigar. Maybe it’s nothing.

Anna M sent me this for analysis – Matt interviewing Leo interviewing Matt from 2006. Any clues here?

July 22, 2014 at 8:26 AM

Cuba & Chocolate

"Cuba" reveal 5

"Cuba" reveal 4

http://www.laineygossip.com/Emily_Blunt_and_John_Krasinski_spend_weekend_in_Vancouver_with_Matt_Damon_15aug11.aspx

Must have been what Matt Damon and his wife Luciana told Emily Blunt and John Krasinski. And they accepted the invitation to visit them in Vancouver. Here are Emily and John leaving Vancouver on Sunday after a few days in Canada with her Adjustment Bureau co-star. They’ve been hanging out a lot the four of them after shooting that movie together. In New York quite often, and now in Vancouver where Matt’s been working on a new film for a couple of months. Emily and John stayed with the Damons at their rental property; it’s a close friendship. Let’s come back to this in a minute.

Earlier in the day, before leaving for their flight, Matt took Emily and John up the Grouse Grind. He finished well before they did. They were spotted taking the tram back down together though and graciously posed for fans who eventually recognised them.

So you know who hasn’t come to visit the Damons in Vancouver? Not that it means anything but the Afflecks haven’t come to visit the Damons in Vancouver or in New York. Or Miami. At least not in a while. They used to couple-trip all the time. Of course they all have kids and it’s harder to move them all around and break up a routine. Still, their approach to down time is rather different. Hypothetically, if you knew all kinds of secrets about your husband’s best friend, would you have a hard time hanging out with his wife?

Also attached - Emily and John holding hands upon arriving at LAX.

Monday, August 15, 2011 at 7:50 AM

Cuba

"Cuba" reveal 4

"Cuba" reveal 3

http://www.laineygossip.com/Weekly_Live_Blog__Tuesday_August_3_2010_.aspx

Matt and Ben are still tight. For sure. But Matt has other secrets to keep.

Tuesday, August 03, 2010 at 12:05 PM

Cuba & Chocolate

"Cuba" reveal 3

"Cuba" reveal 2

http://twitter.com/LaineyGossip/status/2314325046

Cuba has an o

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http://twitter.com/LaineyGossip/status/2314327300

Cuba has an Oscar but not for acting

about 1 hour ago from mobile web

"Cuba" reveal 2

"Cuba" reveal 1

http://www.laineygossip.com/Winona_Ryder_talks_to_Elle_UK_July_2009_about_her_extra_large_breakdown.aspx

Oh Winona!

Gwyneth’s frenemy is on the cover of the July issue of Elle UK looking so beautiful, like it never happened. Like none of it ever happened.

In the magazine she discusses her “extra-large breakdown” at the age of 20, just after shooting Edward Scissorhands and Dracula:

“I had my first real break-up, the first heartbreak”.

Of course.

Johnny.

It all traces back to Johnny. And can you blame her? Would you be right if you lost Johnny Depp?

It’s been almost 20 years. And Winona’s only just now finally, hopefully, beginning to come back. Looks amazing here, non?

Like before. But less innocent. Less wide eyed. And harder. Good. Survival skills are important.

As for her love life…with her it’s hard to keep track. After Blake Sennett there were reports she’d hooked up with Tom Green – sick, yeah, I know – and that fizzled quickly and now there’s nothing certain. Aside from Johnny though I should probably mention that Matt Damon f-cked her up pretty badly too.

Well… rather… she was f-cked up and while he thought it was endearing at first, he quickly realised he wasn’t interested in sticking around waiting for her to sort her sh-t out. Especially since he was developing other interests. Rumour has it she was drunk one night, really horribly sadly drunk, and despondent, and she knew he was leaving her and she called him and he wouldn’t come over and so she tried to make it like she would hurt herself but by this point he was so disengaged, he arranged for a friend to go over instead, and flew out of town. That was apparently another rough rock bottom. Hoping it’s all behind her now.

Wednesday, May 27, 2009 at 7:11 AM

"Cuba" reveal 1

"Bro Massage," it's not...

http://www.laineygossip.com/intro_12jun09.aspx

PS. Bro Massage is not about Matt and Ben. Too obvious. But not far off in a way.

Friday, June 12, 2009

"Bro Massage," it's not...

Cuba & Chocolate

http://www.laineygossip.com/Cuba_and_Chocolate_blind_item_.aspx

Two different megastars, two different preferences, but in the end, the act is the same.

The first is a happy father, settled down and reformed, bankable and respected at the same time… a major player. Which is why it’s so important that he keeps his Cuban male lover hidden away to be enjoyed when he’s not on location. It might seem risqué, having his secret stashed so close to home and his official partner, but he’s hot and horny, and it’s not like he’s not living in a freestyling environment, although I have to tell you, this one really, really surprised me. He plays it so well. And in the end, if it wasn’t such a fraud, it totally wouldn’t matter. He is the nicest, nicest person. Kind and considerate and generous… makes me sad he’s forced to live a lie.

The other is much less attached, but just as heterosexually pressured, perhaps even more so. While he’s best known for his female pursuits, and so many females need to believe it that way, it would seem that women are not his only pleasures. When he decides he has a yearning for the other sex however, his flavour is decidedly darker. Sweet chocolate is what they call it? Yes. Black men are his weakness. On occasion, his hankering for it can get him into trouble. He was recently captivated by a fine black man working security at an event who was, unfortunately, not a homosexual. Apparently our star doesn’t have a very sophisticated gaydar because he hit up the wrong dude who did not appreciate the attention, even coming from such a powerful and coveted celebrity. He almost had his ass kicked. His people had to intervene, placate the man, pay off the man… although if he did end up getting the beat-down, he probably would have liked it. Because word is, as time goes on, he’s leaning towards picking a side. Like playing exclusively for the boys team.

Monday, December 15, 2008 at 6:49 AM

Update (03/10/15):
denial 1: Johnny Depp, Robert Downey Jr, Jude Law & Brad Pitt
denial 2: Christian Bale & Keith Urban
denial 3: Russell Crowe, Daniel Craig & Justin Timberlake
denial 4: Tiger Woods & Josh Brolin
denial 5: Russell Crowe, Tom Hanks, Rob Lowe & Hugh Grant
Cuba guess
Chocolate clue 1
denial 6: Tim McGraw, Liam Neeson, Denzel Washington & Josh Brolin
denial 7: Will Smith & Justin Timberlake
denial 8: Ewan McGregor
denial 9: Dennis Quaid, Jim Carrey & Keanu Reeves
denial 10: Kevin Bacon & Leonardo DiCaprio
denial 11: Ben Affleck
denial 12: Matthew McConaughey & Alec Baldwin
denial 13: Bruce Willis, Tobey Maguire & Forrest Whitaker
Cuba red herring (Hugh Jackman)
denial 14: Hugh Jackman
Chocolate reveal 1
Chocolate reveal 2
Chocolate reveal 3
Chocolate reveal 4
Chocolate reveal 5
Cuba reveal 1
Cuba reveal 2
Cuba reveal 3
Cuba reveal 4
Cuba reveal 5

Cuba & Chocolate

"Just As She Is," It's not...

PS. James McAvoy is not married to a lesbian. Neither is Matt Damon who is deeply in love with his devoted wife. Same goes for Christian Bale. Also not Ewan McGregor, but he swings a good bargain in other ways.

"Just As She Is," It's not...

"A Tale of Two Grooms," it's not...

http://www.laineygossip.com/Last_Word_for_Thursday_August_17_2006.aspx

Two grooms - not Ben and Matt. Not recent enough and, come to think of it, probably not harmonious enough either. Relieved?

Thursday, August 17, 2007

A Tale of Two Grooms

"A Tale of Two Grooms," it's not...