"His and Her Anorexia," it's not...

http://www.laineygossip.com/Gossip_for_Wednesday_March_04_2009.aspx

PPS. His & Her Anorexia is not about the GMD and Robo. Too obvious. Also not Ashlee Simpson and Pete Wentz.

Wednesday, March 04, 2009

"His and Her Anorexia," it's not...

"The Wrong Colour, the Wrong Number" clue?

http://www.laineygossip.com/Ashlee_Simpsons_video_debut_thwarted_by_Jamie_Lynn_Spears_pregnancy.aspx

Pervy Papa Pimp Joe Simpson has totally f&cked up Jessica Simpson’s career, not to mention her love life, and now he’s also failing with Ashlee. Ashlee’s new album was set to drop in November but has since been pushed back to early 2008. Word is she’s back in studio for rewrites and tweaks. The video for the first single however debuted on TRL this week – a date chosen well in advance by Joe for maximum play… but for a teenage pregnancy that has inconveniently gotten in the way.

Jamie Lynn Spears has stolen Ashlee’s thunder and Papa Joe is right pissed.

And although he could not have foretold Jamie Lynn’s bombshell, many insiders claim he’s been well out of his league for ages and the consequences are proving disastrous for both his daughters.

Attached – photos of Ashlee at TRL looking pretty and generic and greasy goth glam with some extra pudge in her lips like her sister. Seriously…can’t these two stay away from surgery???

Friday, December 21, 2007 at 4:03 AM

"The Wrong Colour, the Wrong Number" clue?

The Wrong Colour, the Wrong Number

http://laineygossip.com/The_Wrong_Colour_the_Wrong_Number.aspx

It’s officially an epidemic – celebrities walking around intoxicated by their own ridiculous sense of entitlement, unleashing a steady stream of bad behaviour for which my Chinese squawking chicken mother would have me flogged if I ever dared to emulate.

For some people however fame excuses the need for good manners. For this girl who is NOT the “no looking” one from last week, fame excuses the need to be appreciative and grateful and shameful.

So she’s promoting a new project, is making the rounds. Gets picked up in a very very high end luxury car. Like super luxury. It pulls up to pick her up and she refuses to get in because “she doesn’t like the colour”. It’s too bright. She doesn’t “do that colour”.

After half an hour she’s finally coaxed inside. Then she throws another fit because there are 5 water bottles inside the car. Odd numbers. She doesn’t like odd numbers. She specifically requested even numbers. Near meltdown ensues.

Next stop – her dressing room on a show where she’s scheduled to perform. Her people apparently requested “skinny mirrors’. Skinny mirrors were not ordered. Regular mirrors were ordered. She takes one look at herself and threatens to walk. She is placated by the promise of a one week resort stay in the Caribbean. And I haven’t even bothered to share the details of her catering complaints: not enough sashimi, not enough champagne, sandwiches were too soggy, and on and on and on.

Someone needs to invent The Slapper. The Slapper needs to slap this bitch hard.

Let me save you some work: not Mimi, Whitney, Janet, Madonna, or Lopez

Monday, March 03, 2008 at 11:14 AM

Update (7/21/08):
denial 1: Mariah Carey, Janet Jackson, Madonna & Jennifer Lopez
denial 2: Beyonce & Rihanna
denial 3: Mary J Blige & Bette Midler
denial 4: Paula Abdul & Toni Braxton
denial 5: Cher, Kelly Clarkson & Jennifer Hudson
denial 6: Carrie Underwood
denial 7: Avril Lavigne
denial 8: Scarlett Johansson
denial 9: Celine Dion
denial 10: Jordin Sparks

The Wrong Colour, the Wrong Number