Showing posts with label Jennifer Love Hewitt. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Jennifer Love Hewitt. Show all posts

"Bad Habits" revealed again

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Love, as she calls herself, was at an industry party the other day where most people showed up in cocktail dresses. But to make up for the fact that nobody wanted her at the Globes, Jennifer Love Hewitt decided to strap herself into a ballgown and try to steal the show. The good news is the girl is getting uglier and uglier every time I see her. What was once cute has rapidly turned into a rather witchy looking, very old, very tired, very hard face. My mother calls this a Payback Face - a face that bears the remnants of every selfish decision and every wronged other. Karma is indeed a bitch... non?

Friday, January 20, 2006
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Can you believe someone actually let her star in yet another tv show? What the F&CK??? And for the love of Givenchy – could she give up the cheap Audrey Hepburn imitation already??? No one is buying the sweet exterior or the fake smile anymore. As for finding post-teen success…suffice to say, JLH ain’t no Claire Danes.

Sunday, September 18, 2005
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This is going back a while, and maybe I should be a little ashamed that I am thinking about blind items from 2 months ago when I'm supposed to be hard at work (pah!), but still wondering about 'A new low'! Help! If I remember correctly, JLH has been known to have a thing for married men. Could it be her? Would someone ever be the subject of two different blind items? Please throw me a bone over here! My friends and I won't sleep a wink until we figure this one out.

Dear Katie:

A worthy guess. But not JLH. Although I, like everyone else in the gossiping universe, am surprised to all f*cking hell about her success on that ghost talking show, the subject of A New Low is beyond tv. And, to my knowledge, has never had to dawdle below celluloid.

Wednesday, January 04, 2006
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Bad Habits

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Although I personally don’t find her attractive, I’m sure there are many who do. After all, she’s still relatively young and she has a good body and it’s not like she hasn’t had many suitors in the past. Thing is, she has a weird addiction. She only goes for unavailable men! Married, engaged, cohabitating, you name it…that’s what she wants. Everyone in her posse has tried to talk some sense in to her, and she knows it herself, but she just can’t help it. And she also refuses to seek treatment. Who is she??? Let me give you a tip – it’s not Tara. It’s not Angelina (would I EVER say Angelina is unattractive???), it’s not Paris Hilton, and it’s not Lindsay Lohan.

There. I’ll leave you with that. No email clues, no matter what you bribe me with. I’ll drop one more hint on Friday, and then the subscriber challenge winner will be announced next week. Thanks for indulging my shameless self promotion and endless appeals for subscribers. As many of you know, gossip don’t pay, which means I gotta start pimping myself out. Hope you understand. With good smut comes great sacrifice…

Wednesday, September 07, 2005

Bad Habits - Clue #2

http://www.laineygossip.com/Bad_Habits__Clue_2.aspx

Final clue before I reveal the subscriber contest winner later on this week. If you don’t know what I’m talking about, please read back in the archives. Remember - a LOT of juicy smut is at stake.

So…we're talking about the girl who is only attracted to married men. She's also what you might call a multi purpose failure, unsuccessful at almost every entertainment endeavour she's put her slutty little hands on since achieving modest stardom in her late teens. Don't believe the sweet exterior. Underneath that fake smile is a fiercely ambitious bitch, ready to destroy any relationship and step on everyone in order to get what she wants…

Sunday, September 11, 2005

Update (7/15/08):
Denials: Angelina Jolie, Lindsay Lohan, Paris Hilton, Tara Reid
Reveal 1
Reveal 2


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